I'm drinking the blood of my enemies! Bwaa haa haaa! [VERY SCARY!] But don't worry [JK] It's wine! Gotcha! Here's a new Halloween cartoon from The Cabernet Cat, and for frightening fun, he's dressed up as a wizard wearing a pointy purple hat with yellow stars and moons. {{SHIVER!}}

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Thermal Wine Tumbler

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Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Adult Apron

Two cat friends, one grey and one black, go into a bar. The grey cat shouts his order gleefully: Gewürztraminer! The black cat and the bartender look at each other, then back at the grey and say, simultaneously: Gesundheit! Here are the Cabernet Cat and his grey friend, holding glasses of red wine and white wine, respectively, and apparently the C.C. has never heard of this variety of white wine before, incorrectly believing his friend has just sneezed. Oh boy! If you're partial to this particular German white wine, here is the funny quote cartoon on an apron just for you.

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Adult Apron

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a very funny apron.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Adult Apron

People say I look at life through rosé colored glasses. But I don't see it. That's with an accent on the "e" by the way, and rosé wine, not pink champagne. I hope I'm not being confusing. I was going for punny. Take this lovely apron, for example. No really, take it.

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Adult Apron

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a fun apron. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Adult Apron

Everything happens for a Riesling! This funny wine quote is for white wine lovers, which you may find strange, coming from The Cabernet Cat. Well, this is actually Blanca, the C.C.'s cousin, who drinks only white wines. (And yes, they do look alike. Blanca's humans have a somewhat ironic sense of humor.) So if you prefer white wines, like Riesling, to reds, this very popular wine pun on a fun apron is just for you. Cheers!

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun Adult Apron

I've been shopping here for so long, by now you'd think the wine would just know to come out of the store when I honk. This funny quote about wine features that rascal cartoon black cat, The Cabernet Cat, wearing his signature sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. It's all surrounded by burgundy colored hand-drawn stars. Even the font has a retro quality. Wine-loving cat fans who appreciate vintage mid-century style and funny wine sayings will love this fun apron.

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat Adult Apron

The answer may not be at the bottom of a bottle of wine. But you should at least check. Right? Eureka! It pays to be thorough, or so The Cabernet Cat has always believed, seen here wearing his bright yellow spelunker's safety helmet, on an apron, perfect for home or entertaining at your next wine tasting party!

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Adult Apron

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat T-Shirt

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat Postcard

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat Large Tote Bag

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Boxed wine? Never let it be said that the Cabernet Cat is cheap. That's why, when it's his turn to bring the wine to a party, he prefers cardboardeaux to box wine. You've heard a wine meme or two about cardboardeaux. It's called a goon bag in Australia! Gotta love that. OK, I think I get it now. 

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat

I'm On Cloud Wine Funny Love Wine Quote T-Shirt

I'm On Cloud Wine Funny Love Wine Quote Tote Bag

I'm On Cloud Wine Funny Love Wine Quote Wine Bag

I'm On Cloud Wine Funny Love Wine Quote Mug

I'm On Cloud Wine Funny Love Wine Quote Magnet

I'm On Cloud Wine Funny Love Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

I'm on Cloud Wine! Everybody has felt this at some point in their life, we hope! OK, some people say "Cloud Nine." Either way, something good happens and it feels pretty great. In this case, The Cabernet Cat is thinking L-O-V-E Love. On Valentine's Day or any day. So here he is, actually up in the clouds, sitting on a real-life cloud! With little wine-colored hearts floating around. This is something REALLY good.

I'm On Cloud Wine Funny Love Wine Quote

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat

Happy New Year wine quotes and best wishes from The Cabernet Cat and Cousin Blanca!

New Year’s Wine Quotes

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's punny wine quotes on a coaster set of these four wine sayings: Everything happens for a Riesling; Cats and wine, I'm feline fine; Do you know the way to Cabernet?; and Say no more. You had me at Merlot. The Cabernet Cat is featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in a sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a pun-loving friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'd be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Punny Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat T-Shirt

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Postcard

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Large Tote Bag

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a fun, funny wine gift for a yoga classmate or anyone who wear yoga pants. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween

Funny wine drinking designs for Halloween from The Cabernet Cat and cousin Blanca! Wooooo-Oooooo!

Halloween Wine Quotes

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Kitchen Towel

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Tote Bag

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Postcard

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Apron

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Punny Wine Gift Bag

Happy Hallowine! You heard it correctly: Hallo-Wine! What else would The Cabernet Cat say at Halloween time? Time to come up with some really scary puns and creepy costumes! The C.C. favors his tried-and-true hockey goalie mask. Good for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating, or being scary when you answer the doorbell and give out the candy. It's all lots of funny, creepy fun! Happy Halloween!

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Adult Apron

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Adult Apron

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