I'm drinking the blood of my enemies! Bwaa haa haaa! [VERY SCARY!] But don't worry [JK] It's wine! Gotcha! Here's a new Halloween cartoon from The Cabernet Cat, and for frightening fun, he's dressed up as a wizard wearing a pointy purple hat with yellow stars and moons. {{SHIVER!}}

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Thermal Wine Tumbler

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat T-Shirt

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Wine Bag

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Postcard

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Wooden Box Sign

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Napkins

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Coffee Mug

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I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky.

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat T-Shirt

Is the proverbial glass half full or proverbially half empty? That is the question. And the answer, of course, is full! Here is The Cabernet Cat, holding a half-full glass (the top half!) of his favorite red wine, and raising it to you. He hopes your glass, the wine glass in particular, is always full, all year through, and that you and yours are well, safe, and happy. Cheers!

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat T-Shirt

I make wine disappear. What's your superpower? Here's the Cabernet Cat all ready to fly through the air with ease, in his wine colored goggles and matching cape. And poof! There goes his wine again. He, some burgundy stars, and a fairly sarcastic wine quote are seen here, for your next gathering of wine superheroes perhaps.

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat

When the weather outside is frightful, the wine is so delightful. Sing along: Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! So here's our funny furry friend, that hand-drawn cartoon black cat, the Cabernet Cat, and this time he's dressed for the winter holidays, with green woolen hat, scarf, and mittens to keep him warm. It's even snowing. But no matter the weather, he will always be holding a glass of his favorite red. Here he is, surrounded by swirling snowflakes, on a cute, festive t-shirt.

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful T-Shirt

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote T-Shirt

Two cat friends, one grey and one black, go into a bar. The grey cat shouts his order gleefully: Gewürztraminer! The black cat and the bartender look at each other, then back at the grey and say, simultaneously: Gesundheit! Here are the Cabernet Cat and his grey friend, holding glasses of red wine and white wine, respectively, and apparently the C.C. has never heard of this variety of white wine before, incorrectly believing his friend has just sneezed. Oh boy! If you're partial to this particular German white wine, here is the funny quote cartoon just for you.

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote

There's an endless number of wise and funny quotes about bringing in the new year. Here's one from Blanca (cousin of the Cabernet Cat): "How many glasses of champagne have I had, and how did I get here?" But let's not get too philosophical. There are so many things to worry about these days; let's focus on something good, like drinking some lovely bubbly sparkling wine! Here's to better times ahead! Happy New Year to all from Blanca and The Cabernet Cat!

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne T-Shirt

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? T-Shirt

If you had to choose between drinking wine every day and having a million dollars, would you choose red, white, or rosé? That's easy. Red, of course. Who needs all that money, am I right? Pretty sure The Cabernet Cat would agree.

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat T-Shirt

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Postcard

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Large Tote Bag

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Adult Apron

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote Thermal Wine Tumbler

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a fun, funny wine gift for a yoga classmate or anyone who wear yoga pants. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote Magnet

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote Adult Apron

Nothing says "I Mean Business" like using a cart at the wine store. And the Cabernet Cat always means business when he's buying wine. Our favorite cartoon black cat wearing his dark glasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine approves.

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Postcard

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Napkins

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Stone Coaster

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Adult Apron

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Square Paper Coaster

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Square Paper Coaster

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Adult Apron

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Kitchen Towel

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun T-Shirt

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Wine Gift Bag

Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself.

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Kitchen Towel

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Mug

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat T-Shirt

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Ceramic Ornament

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Tote Bag

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Stone Coaster

Here's that party guy again, the Cabernet Cat, with his Santa Claus hat and his glass of wine, this time a white instead of a Cabernet, because today it's all about Chardonnay (hey hey)! Say it with him: Saluté and a Chardonnay! A funny wine quote heard often at Christmas holiday parties. Here the design can be seen on lots of items, with fun retro text, burgundy star decorations, and the black cartoon cat himself, dressed for the season in a red hat with fuzzy white trim.

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun

Wine for Mother's Day

This Mother's Day, give your mam, mom, or mum a bottle of her favorite wine. After all, you're probably the reason she drinks! New collection: "It's your turn to wine!" More designs are coming, so stay tuned!
  

Mother's Day Wine Quotes

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's punny wine quotes on a coaster set of these four wine sayings: Everything happens for a Riesling; Cats and wine, I'm feline fine; Do you know the way to Cabernet?; and Say no more. You had me at Merlot. The Cabernet Cat is featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in a sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a pun-loving friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'd be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat T-Shirt

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat T-Shirt

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