I'm drinking the blood of my enemies! Bwaa haa haaa! [VERY SCARY!] But don't worry [JK] It's wine! Gotcha! Here's a new Halloween cartoon from The Cabernet Cat, and for frightening fun, he's dressed up as a wizard wearing a pointy purple hat with yellow stars and moons. {{SHIVER!}}

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Thermal Wine Tumbler

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat T-Shirt

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Postcard

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Wooden Box Sign

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Napkins

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Coffee Mug

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Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Wine Bag

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on this wine tote bag starring The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. This would be a great way to carry your wine offering to the home of a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends.

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Wine Bag

There's red wine, white wine, rose, dessert, and sparkling wines. But in the end, the best wines are the ones we drink with friends. Here's The Cabernet Cat and a dear friend sharing some very old wine that The C.C. has been saving for a special occasion. They're raising their glasses to each other and toasting to friendship! Here's the wine tote to carry that bottle in. Cheers!

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends Wine Bag

Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. Ba-dum-TSS! The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Buy this popular wine meme on wine tote bag to carry you party wine offering!

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Wine Bag

I'm on Cloud Wine! Everybody has felt this at some point in their life, we hope! OK, some people say "Cloud Nine." Either way, something good happens and it feels pretty great. In this case, The Cabernet Cat is thinking L-O-V-E Love. On Valentine's Day or any day. So here he is, actually up in the clouds, sitting on a real-life cloud! With little wine-colored hearts floating around. This is something REALLY good. This wine tote bag would make such a great gift, along with a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon, of course.

I'm On Cloud Wine Funny Love Wine Quote Wine Bag

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, commemorate Mother's Day with a wine carrier bag for her wine. And don't forget to customize with your own text!

Wine for Mother's Day Wine Bag

"Here's to the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget." It's one of The Cabernet Cat's favorite wine toasts. Is it yours? Presto! We're friends!

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Wine Bag

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat

You've probably seen or heard the popular wine quotes in this collection before. If they're some of your favorites, you're not alone. They're classic!


Classic Wine Quotes

"I Love the Cabernet Cat" fan merch, with a wine glass half full of Cabernet red wine in place of the heart.

Funny Wine Cabernet Cat Fan  Button

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat Mug

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat T-Shirt

Ah, it's Summertime, Beach Time! and The Cabernet Cat says, Toes in the sand, wine in my hand. Wait, that isn't the kind of sand you were thinking about, there under the sun and sea? Well sorry, when the C.C. thinks of sand, he thinks what any wine-loving cat would think of: his litter box! He's already got his shades on, and has added a sporty neckerchief to the total beach look. What's left? The Cab of course!

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's most popular wine quotes, on a coaster set of these four wine sayings: Let's drink wine and judge people; I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine; It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. Clearly there is room for more wine; and I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle. The Cabernet Cat is featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in an attractive case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a wine-loving friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'd be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Popular Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Saying Wine Gift Bag

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying Apron

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying Napkins

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying T-Shirt

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying Postcard

Ben Franklin was said to have said, "In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria." Perhaps the point he was making is that water may be healthier for you than either wine or beer, but given the bacteria element involved with water, well, you be the judge. Here's The Cabernet Cat in his professor outfit (graduation headgear and diploma accessory) to relay this very educated, funny Ben Franklin beer quote (wine quote, in our case) for your edification and amusement.

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Mug

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote T-Shirt

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Stone Coaster

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine  Stemless Wine Glass

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Square Square Paper Coaster

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Napkins

Two cat friends, one grey and one black, go into a bar. The grey cat shouts his order gleefully: Gewürztraminer! The black cat and the bartender look at each other, then back at the grey and say, simultaneously: Gesundheit! Here are the Cabernet Cat and his grey friend, holding glasses of red wine and white wine, respectively, and apparently the C.C. has never heard of this variety of white wine before, incorrectly believing his friend has just sneezed. Oh boy! If you're partial to this particular German white wine, here is the funny quote cartoon just for you.

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Stemless Wine Glass

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Square Paper Coaster

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Napkins

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Kitchen Towel

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Wine Gift Bag

Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself.

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Thermal Wine Tumbler

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Poker Cards

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote T-Shirt

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Adult Apron

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Magnet

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved.

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Wine Bag

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Wine Bag

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