A misanthrope is somebody who hates people, right? And you've heard about the pop psychology concept of embracing your inner child. So if I am embracing my inner misanthrope, it's like... I hate people, so please go away. I just sound really smart when I say it. Don't you hate that about people? Anyway, wear it on a this button and be an obnoxious jerk.

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope Button

OK, a misanthrope is somebody who hates people. And you've heard about the pop psychology concept of embracing your inner child. So if I am embracing my inner misanthrope, it's like I hate people. I just sound really smart when I say it. Don't you hate people like that? Anyway, always drink your coffee out of this mug, especially when you would like to be left the heck alone (yeah, I just said "heck") and be an obnoxious jerk.

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope, I Hate People Mug

OK, a misanthrope is somebody who hates people, right? And you've heard about the pop psychology concept of embracing your inner child. So if I am embracing my inner misanthrope, it's like... Ew, people. I just sound really smart when I say it. Don't you hate that about people? Anyway, wear it on a t-shirt and be an obnoxious jerk.

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope, I Hate People T-Shirt

So a misanthrope is somebody who hates people, right? And you've heard about the pop psychology concept of embracing your inner child. So if I am embracing my inner misanthrope, it's like... Ew, people. I just sound really smart when I say it. Don't you hate that about people? Anyway, wear it on a trucker hat and be an obnoxious jerk.

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope, I Hate People Trucker Hat

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope Mug

OK, a misanthrope is somebody who hates people, right? And you've heard about the pop psychology concept of embracing your inner child. So if I am embracing my inner misanthrope, it's like... Ew, people. I just sound really smart when I say it. Don't you hate people like that? Anyway, wear it on a t-shirt and be an obnoxious jerk.

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A misanthrope is somebody who hates people, right? And you've heard about the pop psychology concept of embracing your inner child. So if I am embracing my inner misanthrope, it's like... I hate people, so please go away. I just sound really smart when I say it. Don't you hate that about people?

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones Button

Vintage darkly humorous black and white image of a skeleton couple, one facing front, the other facing back, seemingly holding hands and looking into each other's eyes, as though they are about to begin a dance. Each anatomically correct skeleton is diagrammed with numbered bones, at one time possibly used in a science laboratory of old, or a classroom receiving a lesson in the human skeletal system. Designs available in both black on white, and white on black.

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones

Ever heard the saying "Be Here Now"? Well, where is "Here" exactly? And, most important, are we there yet? I mean, are we here yet? Stop worrying about the past or the future! It's a deep subject. Drop in sometime. I crack myself up!

Are We Here Yet? Button

Well, did you intend that pun or not? Are you trying to be punny, I mean, funny? I am a word nerd so I know when word play is happening and when it's not. Usually. I'd better find a word lover and get clear here. Be right back. Oh, this is a cool button, BTW.

Pun Intended, Wait, No Pun Intended Button

We all have those days. Just not in the moo to do anything, see anybody, go anywhere. Did I say "moo"? I mean "mood." Not in the mood. But sometimes a cow just says it better. I am NOT in the moooooooo. So leave me alone, or I'm likely to ... What do cows do when they're fussy?

Not in the Moo Button

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Button

What are you waiting for? Go ahead and wear the red dress! Life is too short to choose the boring dress. Go for it! Live a little! Carpe diem! Grab that brass ring! Dance like nobody's watching, and all that jazz! This design features a drawing of a cute, pretty red dress hanging on a hanger, and the text in a modern script font: Life is short. Wear the red!

Life Is Short, Go For It!

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope

Cooking dinner? I'd rather be reading. At work? Definitely rather be reading. Doing just about anything? Picture me curled up with a really good book. Here is a vintage illustration of a woman sitting under a tree, reading, with a pretty country scene in the distance. Who knows what she should have been doing instead? This button would be a perfect gift for any bookworm you know.

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration Button

I Talk to My Cat | Funny Customizable Coffee Mug

I Talk to My Cat | Funny Customizable T-Shirt

I Talk to My Cat | Funny Custom Postcard

Yes, I talk to my cat. She might understand me, you don't know. I don't know about YOUR cat, but mine understands me. Maybe. You never know. So just in case, I talk to her. Here is your opportunity to insert a photo of your cat and make this funny item yours, to send to all your cat person friends. (Better buy several!) THEY will understand, right?

I Talk to My Cat | Funny Customizable

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Joke Card

Grammar Matters | Language Skills Coffee Mug

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Faux Canvas Print

Grammar Matters | Language Skills Button

Grammar Matters | Language Skills Poster

National Teacher Day is May 7, 2024, and National Teacher Appreciation Week is May 6-10, 2024. (NEA)
@NEAToday #ThankATeacher 

National Teacher Appreciation Week is the first full week of May.
National Teacher Day is May 7.

Teacher Appreciation!

Here's a hairy orange monster that's full of fun, who has googly eyes, blue arms and legs, and a funny smile, all on a bright yellow background. You can add your little monster's name, and you'll have a totally unique pair of child's custom cartoon socks that are all their own.

Cute Orange Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids Socks

Dona Nobis Pacem | Give Us Peace Square Sticker

Dona Nobis Pacem, Latin for Give Us Peace Tote Bag

Dona Nobis Pacem Elegant Give Us Peace Accent Pillow

Dona Nobis Pacem, Latin Give Us Peace Glass Ornament

Dona Nobis Pacem, Latin Translation: Give Us Peace Satin Ribbon

You like your holiday cards to be meaningful, yet simply stated. This holiday season, the sentiment foremost on your mind is Peace. Dona nobis pacem, give us peace. Here is that wish expressed in a simple yet bold font design, in gradations of gray. 

Dona Nobis Pacem

Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connait point. The heart has its reasons that reason does not know. Here is philosopher Blaise Pascal's beautiful, and very wise, quote about love, artistically, typographically presented on an acrylic print with a black handwritten brushed font, and an abstract watercolor long-stemmed rosebud alongside.

Le Coeur | Heart Has Its Reasons | Love Quote Acrylic Print

Grammar Matters | Language Skills T-Shirt

Ask any English teacher or proofreader or editor or anybody who cares about language. Good grammar is a good thing. With everyone texting and posting on social media, using short cuts to communicate, grammar can go by the wayside. Let everyone know: Grammar matters.

Grammar Matters | Language Skills

Anyone who is addicted to caffeine will tell you: There is no adulting until there is coffee. Much coffee. And it's only fair to warn everybody you come into contact with: Coffee. Then adulting. On a poster.

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope Button

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope Button

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