A misanthrope is somebody who hates people, right? And you've heard about the pop psychology concept of embracing your inner child. So if I am embracing my inner misanthrope, it's like... I hate people, so please go away. I just sound really smart when I say it. Don't you hate that about people? Anyway, wear it on a this button and be an obnoxious jerk.

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope Button

OK, a misanthrope is somebody who hates people. And you've heard about the pop psychology concept of embracing your inner child. So if I am embracing my inner misanthrope, it's like I hate people. I just sound really smart when I say it. Don't you hate people like that? Anyway, always drink your coffee out of this mug, especially when you would like to be left the heck alone (yeah, I just said "heck") and be an obnoxious jerk.

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope Mug

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope, I Hate People Mug

OK, a misanthrope is somebody who hates people, right? And you've heard about the pop psychology concept of embracing your inner child. So if I am embracing my inner misanthrope, it's like... Ew, people. I just sound really smart when I say it. Don't you hate people like that? Anyway, wear it on a t-shirt and be an obnoxious jerk.

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope, I Hate People T-Shirt

OK, a misanthrope is somebody who hates people, right? And you've heard about the pop psychology concept of embracing your inner child. So if I am embracing my inner misanthrope, it's like... Ew, people. I just sound really smart when I say it. Don't you hate that about people? Anyway, wear it on a t-shirt and be an obnoxious jerk.

So a misanthrope is somebody who hates people, right? And you've heard about the pop psychology concept of embracing your inner child. So if I am embracing my inner misanthrope, it's like... Ew, people. I just sound really smart when I say it. Don't you hate that about people? Anyway, wear it on a trucker hat and be an obnoxious jerk.

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope, I Hate People Trucker Hat

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A misanthrope is somebody who hates people, right? And you've heard about the pop psychology concept of embracing your inner child. So if I am embracing my inner misanthrope, it's like... I hate people, so please go away. I just sound really smart when I say it. Don't you hate that about people?

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones Button

Vintage darkly humorous black and white image of a skeleton couple, one facing front, the other facing back, seemingly holding hands and looking into each other's eyes, as though they are about to begin a dance. Each anatomically correct skeleton is diagrammed with numbered bones, at one time possibly used in a science laboratory of old, or a classroom receiving a lesson in the human skeletal system. Designs available in both black on white, and white on black.

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope

Ask any English teacher or proofreader or editor or anybody who cares about language. Good grammar is a good thing. With everyone texting and posting on social media, using short cuts to communicate, grammar can go by the wayside. Let everyone know: Grammar matters.

Grammar Matters | Language Skills Button

"It Is What It Is" Meme and Swirling Celtic Design Button

There's no argument with the familiar "It is what it is" meme. Here is a pretty way to look at it: with the words circling around a pretty black and white swirling Celtic design mandala, like a mantra to meditate on. AKA, the what meme, what it is what it is, or a great words tattoo idea.

"It Is What It Is" Meme and Swirling Celtic Design

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake, I mean fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Say it with a button (in sizes small to colossal)! This even has a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake in the design. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake Button

To Hell in a Handbasket Meme Button

Hey, I was told there would be a handbasket! First we thought 2020 was the worst year on record. Then 2021 was only a slight improvement. Even now Covid is still lurking, and it's only one thing on the world's long list of worries. Time for some levity, even if it is on the sarcastic, cynical side. If we do all go to Hell in a handbasket, at least we can laugh about it on the way down.

To Hell in a Handbasket Meme

What is the opposite of nonchalant? Chalant, I guess. Meh. Do I look like I care? Read my button.

Nonchalant | Chalant AF Button

Nonchalant | Chalant AF T-Shirt

Nonchalant | Chalant AF

I Came Saw Forgot Forgetful Funny T-Shirt

I Came Saw Forgot Forgetful Funny Adult Apron

I Came Saw Forgot Forgetful Funny Coffee Mug

I came. I saw. I forgot what I was doing. Didn't Julius Caesar say that? No, that was veni vidi vici. Anyway, do you know somebody who is always saying, "Darn! What did I come in here for?" (Maybe it's even you.) Then this t-shirt is the perfect gift. Such a forgetful person could be getting older (losing their memory) or they just can't remember things. (What was her name again?) Don't you hate that?! I'm not sure. I forget.

I Came Saw Forgot Forgetful Funny

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Joke Card

Grammar Matters | Language Skills Coffee Mug

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Faux Canvas Print

Grammar Matters | Language Skills Poster

National Teacher Day is May 7, 2024, and National Teacher Appreciation Week is May 6-10, 2024. (NEA)
@NEAToday #ThankATeacher 

National Teacher Appreciation Week is the first full week of May.
National Teacher Day is May 7.

Teacher Appreciation!

Be Nice Kindness Message T-Shirt

Be Nice Kindness Message Button

Be Nice Kindness Message Sticker

Be Nice Kindness Message Classic Round Sticker

Here's a good message to spread around: Be nice. Seems simple, and we hear it all the time, but a reminder to follow the Golden Rule is never out of line, especially in times when bullying is sadly a problem. Here is the positive quote, simply stated in a paint brush like font.

Be Nice Kindness Message

No rain, no flowers. It's an inspirational quote, also a popular tattoo quotation. Meant to comfort when there is pain, or to encourage hard work to achieve positive results. Here the minimalist message, a short, simple quote is in the minimalist style, with pretty, fluid cursive, or script, typography, on a light grey (gray) background with a single watercolor white-petal flower.

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message and Flower

How do you live more and worry less? Try mindfulness meditation; practice deep breathing; explore guided imagery; talk with others; keep a worry journal; get moving. With its minimalist flowing script design, this design should fit right in with a mindful lifestyle.

Live More Worry Less, Lovely Minimalist T-Shirt

This is one crazy optical illusion! A simple black and white graphic of the three-pronged blivet, confusing the world population for many years. Highly recommended reading is Wikipedia's explanation of the "Impossible Trident."

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope Button

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope Button

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