You're at a party, you're doing your best to stay invisible, but suddenly someone looks like they might approach you. Danger! But thank goodness, you're sporting your Danger Beware of Introvert sticker on your iPad. You turn to face the intruder, iPad covering your face, and as they turn and walk away, you breathe a sigh of relief. Human contact averted!

Danger: Introvert Sticker

Hey you, the introvert! You're in your room, doing your best to stay quiet and invisible, but suddenly you hear a knock. Danger! But thank goodness, you remembered to hang your Danger Beware of Introvert sign on the door. You hold your breath, then hear the intruder walking away, and you breathe a sigh of relief. Human contact averted!

Danger Beware of Introvert Door Sign

Hey you, the introvert! You're having a cup of coffee at your favorite cafe and doing your best to stay invisible, when suddenly someone looks like they might approach you. Danger! But thank goodness, you're using your Danger Beware of Introvert mug. You cover your face with the mug, and as intruder turns and walks away, you breathe a sigh of relief. Human contact averted!

Danger Beware of Introvert Sign Mug

Hey you, the introvert! You're at a party, you're doing your best to stay invisible, but suddenly someone looks like they might approach you. Danger! But thank goodness, you remembered to stick on your Danger Beware of Introvert sticker. You turn to face the intruder, and as they turn and walk away, you breathe a sigh of relief. Human contact averted!

Danger Beware of Introvert Sign Square Sticker

Hey you, the introvert! You're at a party, you're doing your best to stay invisible, but suddenly someone looks like they might approach you. Danger! But thank goodness, you're wearing your Danger Beware of Introvert tshirt. You turn to face the intruder, and as they turn and walk away, you breathe a sigh of relief. Human contact averted!

Danger Beware of Introvert Sign T-Shirt

Hey you, the introvert! You're at a party, you're doing your best to stay invisible, but suddenly someone looks like they might approach you. Danger! But thank goodness, you're wearing your Danger Beware of Introvert button. You turn to face the intruder, and as they turn and walk away, you breathe a sigh of relief. Human contact averted!

Danger Beware of Introvert Sign Button

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Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration on this coffee mug is right there with you, so you aren't alone.

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day Coffee Mug

Cute cartoon drawing of two love birds kissing and snuggling on a tree branch, with their happy home bird house on the branch below, in pastel blue, green, grey, and lavender. You've heard "happy wife, happy life"; It's also worth spreading the news that a happy spouse means you probably have a happy house to go with it. The design is offered on a coffee mug, a perfect, inexpensive engagement, wedding, or anniversary gift.

Happy Spouse Happy House Cartoon Love Birds Coffee Mug

The data are... It sounds wrong, but it's right. It's plural; one is a datum. (Unless you're talking about "information"; then it's OK.) ANYWAY, here it is in a plain manuscript typeface that any research scientist would appreciate: a funny, tongue-twister way of saying, spell it right!

Data Don't Does, Data Do | Data Is Plural Mug

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. Short ones. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Mug

Vintage sepia tone photo of a laughing man, with the caption in a vintage font: You want it WHEN?? An always funny and popular saying, known by anyone who has ever worked under a deadline, whether they work in the cube farm or the corner office.

You Want It WHEN? Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Gamma's Pi | Pi Day Coffee Mug

My grandma makes the best pi! I mean grandma and pie. Embrace your inner geek with this funny saying that includes Greek alphabet symbols for gamma and pi. A perfect gift for Pi Day or any day you feel geeky.

Gamma's Pi, Pi Day

We all need to stop apologizing for everything we do, every feeling we have, everything we even think about. Women learn this behavior more than men do, it's true. So, girls, let's all be unapologetic, self-confident, guilt-free, and shame-free. Good advice, don't you think? Here's a mug with a positive, proud outlook on life.

Be Unapologetic | Self-Confidence Coffee Mug

Hey, if Dad says he'll fix it, he will fix it! No need to remind them every six months. OK? OK! Customize this funny dad joke to apply to your father, or Granddad, or George, Georgia, or whomever it is in your family group, as a good-humored gift for Father's Day or a birthday or any day you all need a smile.

He Will Fix It Funny Dad Joke Mug

Life Is Short. Wear the tutu. Magnet

Life Is Short. Wear the Tutu. T-Shirt

Life Is Short. Wear the Tutu Coffee Mug

Life Is Short. Wear the tutu. Button

Life Is Short. Wear the tutu. Wooden Box Sign

Come on. You only have a short time on this earth. And you only live once. And, above all, life is short. So the next time you go to the grocery store, live a little. Wear the tutu.

Life Is Short. Wear the tutu

Looking for the perfect vintage Christmas card? Here is a lovely idea featuring a charming old-fashioned colorized illustration of two Victorian women chatting at a party, and a flirtatious gentleman guest holding Christmas mistletoe over their heads. Kissing may ensue! Inside is a mistletoe sprig, an old fashioned Christmas wish, and closing with signature. 

Under the Mistletoe

I Went, Saw, Missed My Cat Funny Quote

Whisker Fatigue Is Real Funny Cat Saying

I Was Told There Would Be Cats

Don't Demonize Black Cats!

I Talk to My Cat | Funny Customizable

You Had Me at Meow | Cat Lover

This collection is everything fun, funny, weird, cute, and pretty about our favorite pets -- cats!

Cats

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote T-Shirt

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote Accent Pillow

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote Acrylic Print

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote Card

"I figure, if a girl wants to be a legend, she should go ahead and be one," said Martha Jane Cannary, more famously known as Calamity Jane. Excellent advice and inspirational, encouraging words for girls everywhere, of every age.

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote

In this photo, as a romantic expression of true love, someone has placed a handmade heart on a beach and somehow strung it with tiny lights that sparkle and catch the sun in the sand, while clear blue waves rush behind. What better way to tell your valentine your love is complete. This is a one-sided magnetic card (envelope can be added), so the object of your affection can put it on their fridge, office filing cabinet, or other magnetic surface as a keepsake.  And the signature is personalizable, of course.

Danger Beware of Introvert Sign Mug

Danger Beware of Introvert Sign Mug

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