You're at a party, you're doing your best to stay invisible, but suddenly someone looks like they might approach you. Danger! But thank goodness, you're sporting your Danger Beware of Introvert sticker on your iPad. You turn to face the intruder, iPad covering your face, and as they turn and walk away, you breathe a sigh of relief. Human contact averted!

Danger: Introvert Sticker

Hey you, the introvert! You're in your room, doing your best to stay quiet and invisible, but suddenly you hear a knock. Danger! But thank goodness, you remembered to hang your Danger Beware of Introvert sign on the door. You hold your breath, then hear the intruder walking away, and you breathe a sigh of relief. Human contact averted!

Danger Beware of Introvert Door Sign

Hey you, the introvert! You're having a cup of coffee at your favorite cafe and doing your best to stay invisible, when suddenly someone looks like they might approach you. Danger! But thank goodness, you're using your Danger Beware of Introvert mug. You cover your face with the mug, and as intruder turns and walks away, you breathe a sigh of relief. Human contact averted!

Danger Beware of Introvert Sign Mug

Hey you, the introvert! You're at a party, you're doing your best to stay invisible, but suddenly someone looks like they might approach you. Danger! But thank goodness, you remembered to stick on your Danger Beware of Introvert sticker. You turn to face the intruder, and as they turn and walk away, you breathe a sigh of relief. Human contact averted!

Danger Beware of Introvert Sign Square Sticker

Hey you, the introvert! You're at a party, you're doing your best to stay invisible, but suddenly someone looks like they might approach you. Danger! But thank goodness, you're wearing your Danger Beware of Introvert tshirt. You turn to face the intruder, and as they turn and walk away, you breathe a sigh of relief. Human contact averted!

Danger Beware of Introvert Sign T-Shirt

Hey you, the introvert! You're at a party, you're doing your best to stay invisible, but suddenly someone looks like they might approach you. Danger! But thank goodness, you're wearing your Danger Beware of Introvert button. You turn to face the intruder, and as they turn and walk away, you breathe a sigh of relief. Human contact averted!

Danger Beware of Introvert Sign Button

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Cooking dinner? I'd rather be reading. At work? Definitely rather be reading. Doing just about anything? Picture me curled up with a really good book. Here is a vintage illustration of a woman sitting under a tree, reading, with a pretty country scene in the distance. Who knows what she should have been doing instead? This button would be a perfect gift for any bookworm you know.

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration Button

What is the opposite of nonchalant? Chalant, I guess. Meh. Do I look like I care? Read my button.

Nonchalant | Chalant AF Button

For a while now, reinventing oneself has been a real thing, taking a close look and becoming a better version of yourself. Well, that can involve a lot of introspection and can take a while, right? It comes up when you need to write a short bio for some reason. What do you do while you're on standby, giving yourself a self makeover? Maybe you could use one of those TV test patterns, like when there's a technical difficulty and you have to wait while it gets fixed. OK, so use the test pattern and include a little explanation: Reinventing Self, Please Stand By. Ha! kind of funny. But it should clear things up until you're ready to write that snazzy bio for that high-paying position that will change your life! Yeah!

Reinventing Self Funny with Test Pattern Button

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones Button

Vintage darkly humorous black and white image of a skeleton couple, one facing front, the other facing back, seemingly holding hands and looking into each other's eyes, as though they are about to begin a dance. Each anatomically correct skeleton is diagrammed with numbered bones, at one time possibly used in a science laboratory of old, or a classroom receiving a lesson in the human skeletal system. Designs available in both black on white, and white on black.

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic Button

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Button

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, subscribing to an online dating site, filling out a job application... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. Short ones. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic

Peach on Earth, Goodwill to all Fruits and Vegetables. Aha, all these years you thought it was "Peace on Earth," etc. OK, that's a thing, too. But if you change the "h" to an "e" you have a totally alternative, punny way to send or say a Christmas holiday greeting that is especially for vegetarians, vegans, and all lovers of healthy fruits and vegetables. Which is just about everybody, if you don't count meat, right? So here is a cute, funny button with the Christmas wish, colorfully illustrated by said peach and vegetables, in a fun, charming font. Happy Inclusive Holidays!

Peach on Earth Funny Christmas Pun Button

To Hell in a Handbasket Meme Button

Hey, I was told there would be a handbasket! First we thought 2020 was the worst year on record. Then 2021 was only a slight improvement. Even now Covid is still lurking, and it's only one thing on the world's long list of worries. Time for some levity, even if it is on the sarcastic, cynical side. If we do all go to Hell in a handbasket, at least we can laugh about it on the way down.

To Hell in a Handbasket Meme

Here is a humorous twist on the familiar philosophy question, "If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" The second half of this funny quote is, "a chihuahua 500 miles away will bark at it." Because there always seems to be a little dog barking its high-pitched yap somewhere -- maybe like the cute little dog in the illustration, who appears to be all through barking for now -- even if you don't know what it's barking at. Anyone who has ever suffered through this annoying situation will appreciate having a laugh at it.

If a Tree Falls in a Forest Funny Chihuahua Coffee Mug

Puerto Backyarda | COVID Era Vacation Wooden Box Sign

Puerto Backyarda | COVID Era Vacation T-Shirt

Puerto Backyarda Sticker

Puerto Backyarda Cheap Vacation Funny Coffee Mug

Puerto Backyarda | COVID Era Vacation Tote Bag

It's the COVID Era. You'd love to spend this winter in sunny, warm Puerto Vallarta. But No! COVID-19 is keeping you prisoner in your own home. Oh well, you know it's for the best, so you will just have to make do with a backyard vacation this year. That's it! Puerto Backyarda! It just might work. Here's a fun, funny mug, complete with a picture of that cold beer you're going to have, some sunglasses, and even a cocktail umbrella in the beer can. What could be better?

Puerto Backyarda

Friendly RV Welcome Custom Sign

Friendly RV Welcome Custom Doormat

For RV campers who are always happy to see company at the door, this door mat says "Oh good, you're here!" and welcome to our rig. The last name of the family belonging to the rig can be customized, for a real personal touch. In whimsical, friendly dark brown type, inside a hand-drawn "tree branch" frame, all on a brown burlap look background. Make your mobile home a place your fellow camping buddies always feel at home.

Friendly RV Welcome Custom

Squirrels Are People Too T-Shirt

Squirrels Are People Too Button

Do you love squirrels even though most backyard bird lovers hate them? They're so cute and fuzzy and cuddly looking, and they have to eat too! Here's a sweet cartoon drawing of a light brown squirrel wearing glasses, lying on his stomach and offering a daisy. How cute is that?

Squirrels Are People Too

Totally Retro Eighties Slang Saying Round Pillow

Totally Retro Eighties Slang Saying Poster

Totally Retro Eighties Slang Saying Sticker

Totally Retro Eighties Slang Saying T-Shirt

Totally Retro Eighties Slang Saying Trucker Hat

Is "totally" part of the retro lingo you brought with you from the eighties and are still totally saying today? Maybe you prefer the shortened version, totes. Admit it: You're totes a valley girl at heart. Here's a typographically created 80s "Totally!" design, in New Wave hot pink and black on a turquoise background, that will totally take you back to some hopefully good times.

Totally Retro Eighties Slang Saying

If you're a coffee lover or caffeine addict or both, it's true: Coffee makes everything better. Here is a young woman from the mid-century in a vintage ad illustration, who enthusiastically agrees, and she's holding her morning cup of joe with a big, happy smile on her face, looking at her fellow coffee fiend knowingly. The background of the label is a warm tomato red. On the back of the mug is the mug owner's name, in a matching, color-coordinated style.

Coffee Makes Everything Better Vintage Ad Coffee Mug

Under the Mistletoe Vintage Holiday Beverage Coaster

Under the Mistletoe Vintage Holiday Flask

Under the Mistletoe Vintage Holiday Coffee Mug

Under the Mistletoe Vintage Holiday Pillar Candle

Looking for the perfect vintage Christmas card? Here is a lovely idea featuring a charming old-fashioned colorized illustration of two Victorian women chatting at a party, and a flirtatious gentleman guest holding Christmas mistletoe over their heads. Kissing may ensue!

Danger Beware of Introvert Sign Button

Danger Beware of Introvert Sign Button

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