Funny, sarcastic quotes, jokes, and sayings on mugs. Each one is illustrated with an equally hilarious illustration and fitting font. These would make great gifts for friends, family, coworkers. As long as they have a sense of humor! Check back for new designs!


Funny Mugs

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day Coffee Mug

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day

Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration on this light-hearted ceramic tile is right there with you, so you aren't alone.

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day Ceramic Tile

Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration on this coffee mug is right there with you, so you aren't alone.

Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration on this funny drawstring backpack is right there with you, so you aren't alone.

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day Drawstring Bag

Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration on this funny two-sided keychain is right there with you.

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day Keychain

Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration on this kitchen towel is right there with you, so you aren't alone.

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day Kitchen Towel

Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration on this funny fridge magnet is right there with you.

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day Magnet

Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration on this postcard is right there with you, so you aren't alone.

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day Postcard

Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration on this amusing poster is right there with you.

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day Poster

Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration on this t-shirt is right there with you, so you aren't alone.

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day T-Shirt

Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration is right there with you!

Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration on this funny throw pillow is right there with you, so you aren't alone.

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day Throw Pillow

Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration on this funny tote bag is right there with you, so you aren't alone.

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day Tote Bag

Can I Call You Back After Coffee Funny Coffee Mug

When One Door Closes Funny Car Dad Joke Coffee Mug

Exercise and Extra Fries Sound Alike Funny Dieting Coffee Mug

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Coffee Mug

Oxford Comma Not Coma with Retro Ladies Coffee Mug

Let Me Overthink This Meme with Overthinking Lady Coffee Mug

Lead Me Not Into Temptation Funny Quote Coffee Mug

If a Tree Falls in a Forest Funny Chihuahua Coffee Mug

Better Grab My Dumbrella Funny Quote Coffee Mug

I'd Like to Help You Out Funny Quote Coffee Mug

I Came Saw Forgot Forgetful Funny Coffee Mug

The History of Calm Down Funny

Never in the history of calm down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down. It usually results in "Don't you tell me to calm down! I'm perfectly calm! You calm down!" Or something just as grown up. For your enjoyment (or reference), here are the official statistics of calm, immortalized on a funny mug.