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Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself. Sarcastic quote on a funny coffee mug, with a retro lady and her knowing smile. The text is in a pretty script that matches the blue shade of the illustration. Why not make this a gift for your mother, aunt, sister, or friend.

Lead Me Not Into Temptation Funny Quote Coffee Mug

Here is a humorous twist on the familiar philosophy question, "If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" The second half of this funny quote is, "a chihuahua 500 miles away will bark at it." Because there always seems to be a little dog barking its high-pitched yap somewhere -- maybe like the cute little dog in the illustration, who appears to be all through barking for now -- even if you don't know what it's barking at. Anyone who has ever suffered through this annoying situation will appreciate having a laugh at it.

If a Tree Falls in a Forest Funny Chihuahua Coffee Mug

Danger Beware of Introvert Sign Mug

Hey you, the introvert! You're in your room, doing your best to stay quiet and invisible, but suddenly you hear a knock. Danger! But thank goodness, you remembered to hang your Danger Beware of Introvert sign on the door. You hold your breath, then hear the intruder walking away, and you breathe a sigh of relief. Human contact averted!

Danger Beware of Introvert

Have you ever been in one of those moods? When you just want to be with your cats, drink some wine, and watch British murder shows? Binge watch for hours? Hasn't everyone? Here are some cute illustrations of cats, a glass of red wine, and a cartoon yellow and blue checked UK police car, along with some clever typography for a funny saying about your happy place. 

Cats, Wine, and British Murder Shows Coffee Mug

To be or not to be, that is the question. Well, usually it is. But then, To pun or not to pun is also important. One's pun intention is the key. Pun intended, or no pun intended. If you know a word nerd who cares about correct pun usage, this gift is for him or her.

To Pun or Not To Pun, Pun Lover Quote Two-Tone Coffee Mug

"You're the sisters I got to choose." This sweet quote is on a custom best-friends-forever mug. There's a cute photo of four besties with their arms twined and their hands forming hands hearts--which you can keep or replace with one of your own. If you've been meaning to let your besties know how grateful you are, you might need some of these. Or maybe you just love the photo and want to have it where you can look at it whenever you drink your coffee or tea or...?  Customize with your own photo and/or quote, if you like!

BFFs | Best Friends Forever Sisters Quote Coffee Mug

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? A very funny quote, illustrated with a humorous vintage drawing of a man who is clearly in distress, and his dance partner, who would gladly help him right out of the party. Jokingly offered on a large coffee mug for your amusement.

I'd Like to Help You Out Funny Quote Coffee Mug

Life Rocks When Your RV Livingroom Rolls Beer Stein

Life Rocks When Your RV Livingroom Rolls Beer Stei Beer Stein

Whether you have a Class A, B, or C mobile home, trailer, camper, or van, when you're on the road and things inside the RV are rolling, life rocks and we're all happy campers. Here is a perky, cheerful text design that includes a cartoon drawing of an orange camper van RV rolling its way to the next RV park.

Life Rocks When Your Livingroom Rolls

Dona Nobis Pacem Elegant Give Us Peace Foil Card

Dona Nobis Pacem Elegant Give Us Peace Flat Card

Dona Nobis Pacem Elegant Give Us Peace Foil Holiday Postcard

You like your holiday cards to be meaningful, yet simply stated. This holiday season, the sentiment foremost on your mind is Dona nobis pacem, Give us peace. Here is that wish expressed in a simple yet bold font design, in shimmering gold, rose gold, or silver foil. Have a peaceful holiday, and spread that wish to your friends and loved ones.

Dona Nobis Pacem Elegant Give Us Peace

Fancy a cuppa? Here's a lovely nesting cup set, decorated with cute hand painted pots of flowers under latte colored script text. Share a cuppa with a friend or loved one.

Fancy a Cuppa? Coffee Mug Set

Le Coeur | Heart Has Its Reasons | Love Quote Coffee Mug

Le Coeur | Heart Has Its Reasons | Love Quote Postcard

Heart Has Its Reasons French Love Quote Card

Le Coeur | Heart Has Its Reasons | Love Quote Metal Print

Le Coeur | Heart Has Its Reasons Quote Card

Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connait point. The heart has its reasons that reason does not know. Here is philosopher Blaise Pascal's beautiful, and very wise, quote about love, artistically, typographically presented in a black handwritten brushed font, with an abstract watercolor long-stemmed rosebud alongside.

The Heart Has Its Reasons

It's true: Life is short. What are you going to do, walk around in your normal pants all the time? No! Put on those party pants and enjoy life! Say it on a button: Simple and sans serif, getting right to the point. On this button the "party pants" part is in a circle! It's good advice; spread it around. A "round," get it?

Life Is Short. Wear Your Party Pants. Funny Quote Button

Not in the Moo Throw Pillow

Not in the Moo Baby Bodysuit

Not in the Moo Cooler

Not in the Moo Tote Bag

Not in the Moo Wooden Box Sign

Not in the Moo Square Sticker

We all have those days. Just not in the moo to do anything, see anybody, go anywhere. Did I say "moo"? I mean "mood." Not in the mood. But sometimes a cow just says it better. I am NOT in the moooooooo. So leave me alone, or I'm likely to ... What do cows do when they're fussy?

Not in the Moo

Funny Floral Introvert Business Card

Funny Floral Introvert Square Business Card

Funny Floral Introvert Business Card Magnet

Funny Floral Introvert Magnet

Being an introvert is no laughing matter. OK, it can be sometimes. Here are some faux business cards... Well, maybe not entirely faux. They would definitely come in handy at parties. Or other places you didn't want to be. On second thought, don't go anywhere; just keep some by the door in case anybody rings the doorbell. Actually, you probably don't need these.

Funny Floral Introvert

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography Wooden Box Sign

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography T-Shirt

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography Trucker Hat

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography Mug

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography Hoodie

Where do you stand on the issue of outdoor cats vs indoor cats? It's indoor only for my kitty. Aside from her longer average lifespan, there is a long list of reasons she's safer and happier than an outdoor cat. And the wildlife outside is protected from her! So here is a minimalist way of showing my vote for "indoor only," with a simple cat drawing in place of the letter "y." If your cat is indoor only too, maybe you would like this fun, cute typographic design.

Lead Me Not Into Temptation Funny Quote Coffee Mug

Lead Me Not Into Temptation Funny Quote Coffee Mug

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