It amazes me how much "exercise" and "extra fries" sound alike. Something to think about as we're doing our morning crunches. Very funny quote about dieting on a humorous women's t-shirt. Does anybody say "diet" anymore?

Exercise and Extra Fries Sound Alike Funny Dieting T-Shirt

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It amazes me how much "exercise" and "extra fries" sound alike. Something to think about as we're doing our morning crunches. Very funny quote about dieting on a humorous coffee mug. Does anybody say "diet" anymore?

It amazes me how much "exercise" and "extra fries" sound alike. Something to think about as we're doing our morning crunches. Very funny quote about dieting. Does anybody say "diet" anymore?

Exercise and Extra Fries Sound Alike Funny Dieting Coffee Mug

Is "totally" one of the retro slang words you brought with you from the eighties and are still totally saying today? Maybe you prefer the shortened version, totes. Admit it: You're totes a valley girl at heart. Here's a must-have mug with a typographically created 80s "Totally!" design, in New Wave hot pink and black, that will totally take you back to some hopefully good times.

Totally Retro Eighties Slang Saying Mug

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to push all your buttons. I was looking for Mute. How many times have you wanted to put this sarcastic, funny quote into action? Well, you could gift this mug to someone you know who pushes all your buttons. Maybe a husband, wife, girlfriend, or boyfriend.

Didn't Mean to Push All Your Buttons Funny Quote Coffee Mug

If you're a coffee lover or caffeine addict or both, it's true: Coffee makes everything better. Here is a young woman from the mid-century in a vintage ad illustration, who enthusiastically agrees, and she's holding her morning cup of joe with a big, happy smile on her face, looking at her fellow coffee fiend knowingly. The background of the label is a warm tomato red. On the back of the mug is the mug owner's name, in a matching, color-coordinated style.

Coffee Makes Everything Better Vintage Ad Coffee Mug

Here is a humorous twist on the familiar philosophy question, "If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" The second half of this funny quote is, "a chihuahua 500 miles away will bark at it." Because there always seems to be a little dog barking its high-pitched yap somewhere -- maybe like the cute little dog in the illustration, who appears to be all through barking for now -- even if you don't know what it's barking at. Anyone who has ever suffered through this annoying situation will appreciate having a laugh at it.

If a Tree Falls in a Forest Funny Chihuahua Coffee Mug

Books = Happiness, Love to Read Coffee Mug

It's a simple math problem. Person A has 5 books. They buy 17 more books. What do they have now? Happiness. Person A has happiness. Any book lover, any reading enthusiast who loves to read (!) knows this, deep in her/his/their bones. These awesome products are illustrated with a colorful stack of books, and then a larger stack, arranged on a shelf. The name and pronouns are customizable.

Books = Happiness, Love to Read Quote

Grammar Matters | Language Skills Coffee Mug

Ask any English teacher or proofreader or editor or anybody who cares about language. Good grammar is a good thing. With everyone texting and posting on social media, using short cuts to communicate, grammar can go by the wayside. Let everyone know: Grammar matters.

Grammar Matters | Language Skills

This pretty kitty would just have to meow once and she'd have you. Maybe yours looks like the cat in this cute cartoon drawing, white with blue eyes, with a pretty pink butterfly perched on her nose, who says "You had me at meow." Any cat lover would understand exactly.

You Had Me at Meow | Cat Lover Coffee Mug

Mountains, Sunrise Photograph, Inspiring Quote Desk Mat

Mountains, Sunrise Photograph, Be Here Now Quote Desk Mat

Mountains, Sunrise Photograph, Life Journey Quote Desk Mat

Your desk is your sanctuary. It's where you get things done. So why not make it a place that inspires you? The featured nature photography is a breathtaking reminder of the beauty of the world. The blue mountains landscape and glowing sunrise, along with the subtly located motivational quote, will inspire you to have a good day. It's the perfect office decor for those who want to add the magic of nature to their space. [Photo: Sergey Pesterev on unsplash.com]

Mountains, Sunrise Photograph

Take My Advice, I'm Not Using It Funny Quote T-Shirt

Take My Advice, I'm Not Using It Funny Quote Coffee Mug

Take my advice. I'm not using it. Sounds like something Mae West might've said, doesn't it? Very clever. Because clearly the look of the '20s era woman in the illustration tells you she has no intention of following her own advice, if that is to be safe or careful, and do the right thing. No, she's on that beach with her glass of wine and wry twinkle in her eye to have a good time.

Take My Advice, I'm Not Using It Funny Quote

I Talk to My Cat | Funny Customizable Coffee Mug

I Talk to My Cat | Funny Customizable T-Shirt

I Talk to My Cat | Funny Custom Postcard

Yes, I talk to my cat. She might understand me, you don't know. I don't know about YOUR cat, but mine understands me. Maybe. You never know. So just in case, I talk to her. Here is your opportunity to insert a photo of your cat and make this funny item yours, to send to all your cat person friends. (Better buy several!) THEY will understand, right?

I Talk to My Cat | Funny Customizable

I Love Fruitcake Socks

I Love Fruitcake Adult Apron

I Love Fruitcake Throw Pillow

I Love Fruitcake Mug

I Love Fruitcake Magnet

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake, I mean fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! This even has a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake in the design. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake

Hey, that's not spelled right! I'm not sure you would call this a play on words. Or a pun. But it is punny, I hope. This poor writer wanted to fit some type... some words into a space, but there wasn't enough... space. They all fit except one: the "E." In SPACE. So she's left with: I NEED MORE SPAC. Very funny. On a t-shirt.

I Need More Spac | Misspelled Funny T-Shirt

Dona Nobis Pacem | Give Us Peace Square Sticker

Dona Nobis Pacem, Latin for Give Us Peace Tote Bag

Dona Nobis Pacem Elegant Give Us Peace Accent Pillow

Dona Nobis Pacem, Latin Give Us Peace Glass Ornament

Dona Nobis Pacem, Latin Translation: Give Us Peace Satin Ribbon

You like your holiday cards to be meaningful, yet simply stated. This holiday season, the sentiment foremost on your mind is Peace. Dona nobis pacem, give us peace. Here is that wish expressed in a simple yet bold font design, in gradations of gray. 

Dona Nobis Pacem

Do you. It's about as minimalist as you can get. You do you. Short for "Be yourself" or "Do your own thing" or "To thine own self be true." Encouraging words for a friend who needs a little positive feedback. It's a pretty little message, though, all by itself, in a delicate script font that twists and turns into a lovely design of black letters, all on a collection of products.

Exercise and Extra Fries Sound Alike Funny Dieting Coffee Mug

Exercise and Extra Fries Sound Alike Funny Dieting Coffee Mug

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