When one door closes, another one opens. Aside from that, it's a pretty good car. This funny car dad joke is illustrated by a red cartoon sedan car with one of its doors open. And it's all on a funny t-shirt, a great gift for yourself or someone else who loves corny jokes with a twist.

When One Door Closes Funny Car Dad Joke T-Shirt

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When one door closes, another one opens. Aside from that, it's a pretty good car. This funny car dad joke is illustrated by a red cartoon sedan car with one of its doors open. And it's all on a funny mug, a great gift for yourself or someone else who loves corny jokes with a twist.

When one door closes, another one opens. Aside from that, it's a pretty good car. This funny car dad joke is illustrated by a red cartoon sedan car with one of its doors open. And it's all on a funny product that would be a great gift for yourself or someone else who loves corny jokes with a twist.

When One Door Closes Funny Car Dad Joke Coffee Mug

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration Coffee Mug

Cooking dinner? I'd rather be reading. At work? Definitely rather be reading. Doing just about anything? Picture me curled up with a really good book. Here is a vintage illustration of a woman sitting under a tree, reading, with a pretty country scene in the distance. Who knows what she should have been doing instead? This is the perfect escape and perfect gift for any bookworm you know who would rather be reading than doing just about anything else.

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration

Five by Five is a radio communications expression used in the 1950s that means "loud and clear" [Urban Dictionary]. TV fans have Faith that it's 80s slang for "everything's all right." Either way, this rad coffee mug lets everybody know everything, including you, is awesome. The 80s quote is in a retro font, in bright chartreuse green and purple. 

Five by Five in the Awesome Eighties Coffee Mug

Grammar Matters | Language Skills Coffee Mug

Ask any English teacher or proofreader or editor or anybody who cares about language. Good grammar is a good thing. With everyone texting and posting on social media, using short cuts to communicate, grammar can go by the wayside. Let everyone know: Grammar matters.

Grammar Matters | Language Skills

Popular meme on a funny mug: Can I call you back in a few cups of coffee? Featuring a retro drawing of a sleepy (possibly hungover) woman talking on a vintage phone. On the reverse side of the mug is a copy of the illustration with a customized name in matching font, which is a cute, semi messy hand written script. Great gift for "not a morning person" friends who need a couple cups of coffee before they can function in the morning.

Can I Call You Back After Coffee Funny Coffee Mug

Exercising feels great until you compare it to not exercising. Or working out vs. not working out. This coffee mug displays a comical drawing of a woman in exercise clothes doing her abs workout, which includes many sit ups, along with the funny quote in a humorous font. Does she look like she's  having a good time?

Exercising vs. Not Exercising Funny Quote Coffee Mug

To be or not to be, that is the question. Well, usually it is. But then, To pun or not to pun is also important. One's pun intention is the key. Pun intended, or no pun intended. If you know a word nerd who cares about correct pun usage, this gift is for him or her.

To Pun or Not To Pun, Pun Lover Quote Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself. Sarcastic quote on a funny coffee mug, with a retro lady and her knowing smile. The text is in a pretty script that matches the blue shade of the illustration. Why not make this a gift for your mother, aunt, sister, or friend.

Lead Me Not Into Temptation Funny Quote Coffee Mug

Be Nice Kindness Message T-Shirt

Be Nice Kindness Message Button

Be Nice Kindness Message Sticker

Be Nice Kindness Message Classic Round Sticker

Here's a good message to spread around: Be nice. Seems simple, and we hear it all the time, but a reminder to follow the Golden Rule is never out of line, especially in times when bullying is sadly a problem. Here is the positive quote, simply stated in a paint brush like font.

Be Nice Kindness Message

This cozy fleece blanket looks like it's been knitted by a beloved aunt, friend, or you yourself. It's white with pretty red knit-look borders of diamond shapes and dots, and  a red roman mosaic at top and bottom. And right in the middle is your name or that of a loved one, in a knit-look font to match the design. Perfect for cuddling up on chilly Christmas nights or mornings, opening presents, and sipping hot chocolate. 

Knitted Look White with Red Pattern Borders Cozy F Fleece Blanket

She Will Fix It Funny Mom Joke Card

She Will Fix It Funny Mom Joke Faux Canvas Print

She Will Fix It Funny Mom Joke T-Shirt

She Will Fix It Funny Mom Joke Magnet

She Will Fix It Funny Mom Joke Mug

She Will Fix It Funny Mom Joke Postcard

Hey, if Mom says she'll fix it, she will fix it! No need to remind them every six months. OK? OK! Customize this funny mom joke to apply to your mother, or Grandma, or Margery, Mark, or whomever it is in your friend or family group, as a good-natured gift for Mother's Day or a birthday or any day you all need a smile. 

She Will Fix It Funny Mom Joke

What goes on at the Camping Club, stays at the Camping Club, right? Here is a custom made Cornhole game set, where you can put the name of your own camping club or group right into the design. It's on a rustic beige faux concrete design background, with black and brown lettering. And a cute graphic of a recreational vehicle caravan (designed by macrovector / Freepik), in orange and green, across the top and bottom.

Camping Group Name and Funny Quote on Custom Cornhole Set

Here's a fun-loving happy camper in her orange camper van, having a slap happy time. With her red hair waving in the wind she's off to a fun camp out. A thoughtful gift for any RVer who likes to travel in her mobile home, travel trailer, fifth-wheel, pop-up tent trailer, or tent!

Slap Happy Camper RVer Cartoon T-Shirt

Just a Cuppa Bone China Mug

Just a Cuppa Coffee Mug

Just a Cuppa Latte Mug

Have a cuppa in one of these lovely mugs. You'll feel better.

Just a Cuppa

Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connait point. The heart has its reasons that reason does not know. Here is philosopher Blaise Pascal's beautiful, wise quote about love, artistically, typographically presented on a light gray textured paper background, in a black handwritten brushed font, with an abstract watercolor long-stemmed rosebud alongside. The background texture gives this simple poster the look of a watercolor painting.

When One Door Closes Funny Car Dad Joke Coffee Mug

When One Door Closes Funny Car Dad Joke Coffee Mug

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