Never in the history of calm down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down. It usually results in "Don't you tell me to calm down! I'm perfectly calm! You calm down!" Or something just as grown up. For your enjoyment (or reference), here are the official statistics of calm, immortalized on a funny mug.

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Never in the history of calm down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down. It usually results in "Don't you tell me to calm down! I'm perfectly calm! You calm down!" Or something just as grown up. For your enjoyment (or reference), here are the official statistics of calm, immortalized on several color options of a funny mug.

Pun Intended, Funny Word Nerd Coffee Mug

Here's a fun, funny design for word nerds: "No Pun Intended" with the "No" crossed out in a bold red scribble. Voila! Pun intended!

Pun Intended, wait, no pun intended

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? A very funny quote, illustrated with a humorous vintage drawing of a man who is clearly in distress, and his dance partner, who would gladly help him right out of the party. Jokingly offered on a large coffee mug for your amusement.

I'd Like to Help You Out Funny Quote Coffee Mug

Nonchalant | Chalant AF Two-Tone Coffee Mug

What is the opposite of nonchalant? Chalant, I guess. Meh. Do I look like I care?

Where do you stand on the issue of outdoor cats vs indoor cats? It's indoor only for my kitty. Aside from her longer average lifespan, there is a long list of reasons she's safer and happier than an outdoor cat. And the wildlife outside is protected from her! So here is a minimalist way of showing my vote for "indoor only," with a simple cat drawing in place of the letter "y." If your cat is indoor only too, maybe you would like this fun, cute typographic design.

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography Mug

Better grab my dumbrella. It's really stupid out there today. Here is a comical drawing of a retro lady in a black dress. She's got an umbrella, and she's thinking of going out, but the thought of the dumb state of the world these days gives her pause. All we can do is try to protect ourselves from the idiotic, rude, annoying, peopley people and carry on. At least there are dumbrellas, coffee, and mugs to drink it out of with humorous, sarcastic sayings and a funny quote here and there to make us laugh and lighten up about the insanity before we go completely insane ourselves.

Better Grab My Dumbrella Funny Quote Coffee Mug

Sorry I'm late. I was reading these 100+ life hacks, and my life kept turning around. Buy this funny saying about life and turn your life around. It also makes a pretty good excuse if you didn't want to go to that party. 

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Mug

Bookaholic on the Road Coffee Mug

Bookaholic on the Road T-Shirt

Bookaholic on the Road Tote Bag

I'm a bookaholic on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I'm a bookaholic on the road to the library. In fact, I never even tried to quit, because I love to read! Reading is good for everyone and everything. I have my books in a bookcase because I love to look at them. But there are also stacks of books that won't fit into my bookcase. And I keep them after I've read them! If this sounds familiar to you, you have come to the right place. The design is simple black type on a light background, or white type on dark.

Bookaholic on the Road

Puerto Backyarda | COVID Era Vacation Wooden Box Sign

Puerto Backyarda | COVID Era Vacation T-Shirt

Puerto Backyarda Sticker

Puerto Backyarda Cheap Vacation Funny Coffee Mug

Puerto Backyarda | COVID Era Vacation Tote Bag

It's the COVID Era. You'd love to spend this winter in sunny, warm Puerto Vallarta. But No! COVID-19 is keeping you prisoner in your own home. Oh well, you know it's for the best, so you will just have to make do with a backyard vacation this year. That's it! Puerto Backyarda! It just might work. Here's a fun, funny mug, complete with a picture of that cold beer you're going to have, some sunglasses, and even a cocktail umbrella in the beer can. What could be better?

Puerto Backyarda

Are We Here Yet? T-Shirt

Are We Here Yet? Bumper Sticker

Are We Here Yet? Trucker Hat

Are We Here Yet? Sticker

Are We Here Yet? Wooden Box Sign

Ever heard the saying "Be Here Now"? Well, where is "Here" exactly? And, most important, are we there yet? I mean, are we here yet? Stop worrying about the past or the future! It's a deep subject. Drop in sometime. I crack myself up!

Are We Here Yet?

When Nothing Goes Right | Reversible Tote Bag

When Nothing Goes Right | Hang in There T-Shirt

When Nothing Goes Right | Hang in There Poster

When Nothing Goes Right | Hang in There

You've heard the popular quote, "When nothing goes right, go left." Here it is typographically, artistically presenting the text in an eye-catching font, using bold color and word play to show the inspiring message, black and purple letters on a white background, or white and purple on black.

Deadline Schmeadline Notepad

Deadline Schmeadline | Funny Retirement Mug

Deadline Schmeadline Watch

Deadline Schmeadline | Funny Retirement Post-it Notes

No more deadlines for you, now that you're retired! No more boss breathing down your neck, no more clock ticking menacingly. Or maybe you do have the boss and the clock ticking, but you just aren't going to let the due date worry you. Either way, say it with me: Deadline Schmeadline!

Deadline Schmeadline

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration T-Shirt

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration Button

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration Faux Canvas Print

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration Coffee Mug

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration Stone Magnet

Cooking dinner? I'd rather be reading. At work? Definitely rather be reading. Doing just about anything? Picture me curled up with a really good book. Here is a vintage illustration of a woman sitting under a tree, reading, with a pretty country scene in the distance. Who knows what she should have been doing instead? This is the perfect escape and perfect gift for any bookworm you know who would rather be reading than doing just about anything else.

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration

Say "I love you" in no uncertain terms: Off white neon on a bright red and subdued black background: It's you, it's always been. Here it is on a glossy poster, photograph by Raj Eiamworakul on Unsplash.

The History of Calm Down Funny Mug

The History of Calm Down Funny Mug

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