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Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which tells us that "pickleball professors do a lot of deep dinking and driving" on a green chalkboard. Reverse shows identical design on a black chalkboard background.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Handwritten Pickleball Professor Dinks Chalkboard Pickleball Paddle

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If your fearless curve wins points for you in pickleball, then this punny pickleball paddle, which features the "royal title" of "The Slice King" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice King") rendered in flowing script against a blue glittery background, is perfect for you! Reverse shows identical design.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Script The Slice King Blue Glitter Pickleball Paddle

Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which tells them "If You Can't Take the Heat Stay in the Kitchen." Reverse shows identical design on a solid black background.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny If You Can't Take the Heat ... Pickleball Paddle

If your fearless curve wins points for you in pickleball, then this punny pickleball paddle, which features the "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice Queen") rendered in flowing script against a pink glittery background, is perfect for you! Reverse shows identical design.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Script Girly The Slice Queen Pink Glitter Pickleball Paddle

Get a chuckle at the court with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which features a repeating pattern of the pun "we be jammin'" bracketed by cute smiling miniature canning jars merrily dancing away on a bright yellow background. Reverse shows identical design.

Layout, Artwork, and Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars Pickleball Paddle

Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which gives us the admission that "picklers are unlicensed to dink and drive" on a neon pink and orange chalkboard. Reverse shows identical design on a black chalkboard background.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Handwritten Picklers Dink & Drive Pink. Chalkboard Pickleball Paddle

Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this vividly colorful pickleball paddle, which features a simple but upbeat "positive vibes only" message with stylized cheery flowers in the background. Reverse shows identical design on a solid black background.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Handwritten Upbeat Positive Vibes Only Pickleball Paddle

Add a touch of inspiration and motivation to your wardrobe and workout with this top, which features the words "change is but the shorter word for challenge."

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Inspirational Change and Challenge T-Shirt

Pseudo-embossed on a photo tile with a faux teal-tinged granite texture, this inspirational quote, "hoc facite hodie, quod cras non venit." translates from Latin to English as "do it today because tomorrow never comes". Or carpe diem ("seize the day").

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Latin Hoc Facite Hodie, Quod Cras Non Venit Peel And Stick Photo Tile

Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud Button

Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud Adult Cloth Face Mask

Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud Bandana

Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud Leggings

Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud T-Shirt

This colorful word art design features the tag cloud for "hello" in many languages. Perfect for breaking the ice, whatever the spoken tongue, and great for celebrating International Mother Language Day on February 21!
 
Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

WOW Colorful Hello in Many Languages Word Cloud

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Coffee Mug

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Flask

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death Latte Mug

Reminisce about the good ol' days of computing with this flask, which features a haiku to the RSOD. Long-term Mac users may be well acquainted with the red screen of death (RSOD), the Mac equivalent of the PC-based OS "blue screen of death" (BSOD). This is my tongue-in-cheek haiku tribute to the RSOD.

© W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Haiku to the Red Screen of Death

This is a great way to recognize first responders, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Big BooBoo Slayer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for firefighters, police officers, paramedics, doctors, nurses, and anyone else whose job is indispensable to the normal and proper functioning of our lives!

Design © W.H. Sim, All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Big BooBoo Slayer Hashtag First Responder Giant Coffee Mug

Add a touch of spookiness to your Halloween or trick or treating party with these napkins, which feature the word 'spooktacular' in crooked lettering and animated with a pair of crossed eyeballs on a pumpkin orange background.

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Funny Orange Black Eyeballs Spooktacular Pun Napkins

Booyeah! with spooky crossed eyeballs in the "Os" on a lime green background delivers a simple but cute little wordplay for tasty handouts at Halloween parties.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Lime Green Booyeah! Crossed Eyes Halloween Cake Pops

Funny Professor of Beardology Stone Coaster

Funny Professor of Beardology Glass Coaster

Funny Professor of Beardology Luggage Tag

Funny Professor of Beardology Trucker Hat

Funny Professor of Beardology Can Cooler

Crack 'em up with this whimsical designs, which feature the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. Perfect for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! Guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! 

Layout and Copy © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Handwritten Pickleball Professor Dinks Chalkboard Pickleball Paddle

Handwritten Pickleball Professor Dinks Chalkboard Pickleball Paddle

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Other pickleball paddles from various stores