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Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which tells us that "pickleball professors do a lot of deep dinking and driving" on a green chalkboard. Reverse shows identical design on a black chalkboard background.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

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Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which tells us that "pickleball professors do a lot of deep dinking and driving" on a green chalkboard. Reverse shows identical design on a black chalkboard background.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Handwritten Pickleball Professor Dinks Chalkboard Pickleball Paddle

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Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which gives us the admission that "picklers are unlicensed to dink and drive" on a neon pink and orange chalkboard. Reverse shows identical design on a black chalkboard background.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

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Handwritten Picklers Dink & Drive Pink. Chalkboard Pickleball Paddle

If your fearless curve wins points for you in pickleball, then this punny pickleball paddle, which features the "royal title" of "The Slice King" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice King") rendered in flowing script against a blue glittery background, is perfect for you! Reverse shows identical design.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

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Funny Script The Slice King Blue Glitter Pickleball Paddle

Crack up the competition in pickleball with this funny pickleball paddle, which features the dubious job title of "Future Mad Scientist" with an Erlenmeyer flask / beaker of unknown liquid standing in for the 'A' in mad. A great gag gift idea for those contemplating a career in the STEM fields! Reverse shows identical design.

Layout and Copy © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

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Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker Pickleball Paddle

Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this vividly colorful pickleball paddle, which features a simple but upbeat "positive vibes only" message with stylized cheery flowers in the background. Reverse shows identical design on a solid black background.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

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Handwritten Upbeat Positive Vibes Only Pickleball Paddle

Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which tells them "If You Can't Take the Heat Stay in the Kitchen." Reverse shows identical design on a solid black background.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

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Funny If You Can't Take the Heat ... Pickleball Paddle

Have you mastered topspins, backspins, sidespins, and corkspins? Then this pickleball paddle is for you! Crack up the competition with this funny design, which features the dubious job title of "The Spin Doctor" with a syringe of unknown liquid standing in for the 'T' in doctor, set against a heartbeat tracing and a grey mesh background. A great gag gift idea for physicians and marketing professionals! ;) Reverse shows identical design.

Layout and Copy © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

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Funny The Spin Doctor Syringe Heartbeat Chart Pickleball Paddle

Offer a bit of inspiration and encouragement with this design, which features the uplifting words "To dream is to journey without limits."
 
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Inspirational To Dream is to Journey Without Limit Black Cotton Face Mask

Family traditions start in the kitchen. There is no recipe or set formula for building successful personal relationships, but families can bond over food that is made in the home.

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Family Traditions Start in the Kitchen Adult Apron

Add a touch of foodie humor to the bedroom or living room with this pillow, which features the saying "Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate."

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Funny Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate T-Shirt

If your fearless curve wins points for you in pickleball, then this punny pickleball paddle, which features the "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice Queen") rendered in flowing script against a pink glittery background, is perfect for you! Reverse shows identical design.

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

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Funny Script Girly The Slice Queen Pink Glitter Pickleball Paddle

This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice King Divot Tool

Deliver encouragement with this inspirational quote "may dreams give you wings to soar new skies", set on calming white clouds in a summer blue sky. 

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Uplifting May Dreams Give You Wings to Soar ... LED Sign

This funny "Who's Your Caddie?" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "the one who's the better golfer!") typography golf club cover with blue-on-blue argyle borders is the perfect gift that you can give to the golfer's adviser on the green! 

Design and Copy © W.H. Sim. All Rights Reserved. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Blue Argyle Who's Your Caddie? ... Golf Head Cover

Crack up the competition in ping pong with this funny table tennis paddle, which features the dubious job title of "Future Happy Scientist" rendered in an optical character recognition typeface (with a taunt in smaller text). A great gag gift idea for those contemplating a career in the STEM fields!

Layout and Copy © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Handwritten Pickleball Professor Dinks Chalkboard Pickleball Paddle

Handwritten Pickleball Professor Dinks Chalkboard Pickleball Paddle

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Other pickleball paddles from various stores