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A great couple's shirt for lexicologists with a sense of humor, scientists, the scientifically minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines.  

This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "You and I are meant to be cuz we've got the most amazing chemistry" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for oxytocin, the "cuddle chemical".

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Funny Meant to Be We've Got Amazing Chemistry T-Shirt

Although I may sound like one, I am not, and I designed this tongue-in-cheek shirt to dispel the myth that I am a bot.

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Funny I am Not a Bot ... T-Shirt

A great shirt for the budding scientist, the science minded, amateur and professional stargazers and astronomers, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines.  

This design features the unintentional comedic observation "Jupiter has the big red spot, Saturn has the rings, but Uranus gets all the laughs." The extra credit course you never knew about in college/university: an introduction to comedy in astronomy!

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Astronomically Funny Astronomy Planets Humor T-Shirt

Get motivated and inspired to do better with this quote, "Together we can do great things", rendered in handwritten and block lettering. Food for thought in the past as well as the present, and especially so during troubled times.

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Inspirational Together We Can Do Great Things T-Shirt

Written in leetspeak, this funny "Long Live the Weekend" t-shirt is great for those who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday. 

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Funny Leetspeak Long Live the Weekend T-Shirt

Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown Baby T-Shirt

Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown Baby Bodysuit

Prepare for those sleepless nights and welcome that new addition to the family with this funny baby bib, which features the words "Drama Queen" with a royal crown. Reverse shows identical design. Personalize as desired.

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Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown

A shirt for all ages -- literally. A tongue-in-cheek look at / observation of personalities and idiosyncracies as viewed through the lenses of youth, adulthood, and old age. What we might find as cute or adorable in children, we find amusing or quirky in adults, and eccentric (sometimes downright and intolerably so) in those of the golden age "persuasion". Ain't that the truth?

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Witty Tongue in Cheek Observations of Age T-Shirt

Break the ice, wherever you go, with this whimsical shirt, which features this philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes".

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Funny Life is a Journey Wear Comfy Shoes T-Shirt

Customizable QR Code Your Webpage Link Mug

Customizable QR Code Your Webpage Link Water Bottle

Customizable QR Code Your Webpage Link

Customizable QR Code Your Webpage Link Hand Sanitizer Packet

Customizable QR Code Your Webpage Link Throw Pillow

This quirky magnetic card is guaranteed to pique interest and get a conversation started. Just replace the dummy QR code with one of your own, and enter a website URL below it. It's never been so easy to advertise yourself, a business, or an organization, wherever you go, and deliver the 411 without ever having to say a single word!

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With the giggle-inducing nickname, "L'il Miss Gigglemug" (in letter slightly askew for humorous effect), this is the perfect shirt for girls, the perpetually optimistic, linguists, word nerds, English teachers, or those who simply smile a lot!

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Funny L'il Miss Gigglemug T-Shirt

Take a bit of inspiration with you wherever you go with this backpack, which features the uplifting quote "be inspired everyday." Great for mentoring programs and motivational campaigns!

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Uplifting Be Inspired Everyday Printed Backpack

Add good vibrations to your day with this shirt, which features a simple but upbeat "positive vibes only" message with stylized cheery flowers in the background.

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Handwritten Upbeat Positive Vibes Only T-Shirt

Funny Professor of Beardology Stone Coaster

Funny Professor of Beardology Glass Coaster

Funny Professor of Beardology Luggage Tag

Funny Professor of Beardology Trucker Hat

Funny Professor of Beardology Can Cooler

Crack 'em up with this whimsical designs, which feature the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. Perfect for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! Guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! 

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WOW Funny Hairy Professor of Beardology

Add a touch of wit and inspiration to your favorite drink with this hip flask, which features the words "Caffeino Royale" on a bed of coffee beans (a not-so-subtle nod to a movie about a suave and maverick British intelligence agent).

The perfect gift idea for coffee lovers. National Coffee Day in the U.S. and Canada is September 29, and International Coffee Day is October 1! Raise a toast to the humble bean that has garnered so many fans around the world!

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Funny Witty Pun Caffeino Royale Flask

Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Flask

Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Golf Balls

Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Golf Towel

Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Mug

Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Golf Head Cover

Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the one who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with these  novelty golf gift ideas, which tout their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts).

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Funny Meant to Be We've Got Amazing Chemistry T-Shirt

Funny Meant to Be We've Got Amazing Chemistry T-Shirt

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