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If your fearless curve wins points for you in ping pong, then this punny table tennis paddle, which features  the "royal title" of "The Slice King" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice King") rendered in flowing script against a blue glittery background, is perfect for you! 

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Funny Script The Slice King Blue Glitter Ping Pong Paddle

Crack up the competition in ping pong with this funny table tennis paddle, which features the dubious job title of "Future Happy Scientist" rendered in an optical character recognition typeface (with a taunt in smaller text). A great gag gift idea for those contemplating a career in the STEM fields!

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Funny Future Happy Scientist ... Ping Pong Paddle

Crack up the competition in ping pong with this whimsical table tennis paddle, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! Guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! 

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Funny Hairy Professor of Beardology Ping Pong Paddle

Crack up the competition in ping pong with this funny table tennis paddle, which features the dubious job title of "Future Mad Scientist" with an Erlenmeyer flask / beaker of unknown liquid standing in for the 'A' in mad. A great gag gift idea for those contemplating a career in the STEM fields!

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Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker Ping Pong Paddle

Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this vividly colorful and psychedelic ping pong paddle, which features the quirky disclaimer "No Rainbows Were Harmed in the Making of This Bag" on a prismatic tiedye background! As a graphic designer, I love using colors in my artwork. Tie-dye, however, may really stretch my fondness for hues. I will admit that they are good for stopping road traffic, causing retinal burns, and breaking the ice at social gatherings. 

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Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Ping Pong Paddle

If you like to play a fast-paced game, then you know that the ping pong table in the man cave isn't complete without this funny car-themed table tennis paddle, designed in the style of a glowing odometer/speedometer dial. Personalize with name, date of establishment, memes and/or catchphrases! 

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Funny Manly Car Odometer Speedometer Blue Glitter Ping Pong Paddle

A great ping pong paddle for the budding scientist, the science minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines. This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "Chemistry majors cover their bases ... and their acids!" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for serotonin, the "feel good" hormone.

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Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... Ping Pong Paddle

If your fearless curve wins points for you in ping pong, then this punny table tennis paddle, which features the "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice Queen") rendered in flowing script against a pink glittery background, is perfect for you! 

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Funny Script Girly The Slice Queen Pink Glitter Ping Pong Paddle

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to find the family "weak spots" and crack 'em up, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Chief Tickle Monster" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)!

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Funny Chief Tickle Monster Hashtag Super Dad Giant Coffee Mug

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is a prodigy in the kitchen (particularly with Greek cuisine), with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "The Souvlaki Specialist" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. 

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Funny The Souvlaki Specialist Hashtag Name T-Shirt

If you can sing and dance, you're probably a bird. Be the envy of your vocally-challenged and/or tone deaf friends with this "novel tee" shirt.

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Funny Quote: If You Can Sing and Dance T-Shirt

Be inspired by this motivational quote "The tapestry of our lives is made richer by the stories we share and the moments we weave" embossed on a faux canvas backdrop. Customize as desired.

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Inspirational Tapestry of Our Lives ... Canvas LED Sign

A tongue-in-cheek spin on the saying, "those who can't make it in their profession, teach." But strictly tongue-in-cheek. I have had plenty of good teachers! The perfect apron for those who can't master boiled eggs, but must still eat (and/or feed others)!

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Those Who Can't Cook, Become Food Critics Adult Apron

Add a touch of foodie humor to the bedroom or living room with this pillow, which features the saying "Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate."

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Funny Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate T-Shirt

Never do today what can be put off indefinitely. Substitute with a favorite "achievement" of your own. Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor.

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Funny Script The Slice King Blue Glitter Ping Pong Paddle

Funny Script The Slice King Blue Glitter Ping Pong Paddle

More from Words of Whimsy

Other ping pong & table tennis paddles from various stores