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If your fearless curve wins points for you in ping pong, then this punny table tennis paddle, which features the "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice Queen") rendered in flowing script against a pink glittery background, is perfect for you! 

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Funny Script Girly The Slice Queen Pink Glitter Ping Pong Paddle

Have you mastered topspins, backspins, sidespins, and corkspins? Then this table tennis paddle is for you! Crack up the competition in ping pong with this funny design, which features the dubious job title of "The Spin Doctor" with a syringe of unknown liquid standing in for the 'T' in doctor, set against a heartbeat tracing and a grey mesh background. A great gag gift idea for physicians and marketing professionals! ;) 

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Funny The Spin Doctor Syringe Heartbeat Chart Ping Pong Paddle

Get a chuckle at the court with this whimsical table tennis paddle, which features a repeating pattern of the pun "we be jammin'" bracketed by cute smiling miniature canning jars merrily dancing away on a bright yellow background. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars Ping Pong Paddle

Crack up the competition in ping pong with this funny table tennis paddle, which features the dubious job title of "Future Happy Scientist" rendered in an optical character recognition typeface (with a taunt in smaller text). A great gag gift idea for those contemplating a career in the STEM fields!

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Funny Future Happy Scientist ... Ping Pong Paddle

Crack up the competition in ping pong with this funny table tennis paddle, which features the dubious job title of "Future Mad Scientist" with an Erlenmeyer flask / beaker of unknown liquid standing in for the 'A' in mad. A great gag gift idea for those contemplating a career in the STEM fields!

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Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker Ping Pong Paddle

Crack up the competition in ping pong with this whimsical table tennis paddle, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! Guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! 

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Funny Hairy Professor of Beardology Ping Pong Paddle

If your fearless curve wins points for you in ping pong, then this punny table tennis paddle, which features  the "royal title" of "The Slice King" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice King") rendered in flowing script against a blue glittery background, is perfect for you! 

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Funny Script The Slice King Blue Glitter Ping Pong Paddle

Booyeah! with spooky crossed eyeballs in the "Os" on a lime green background delivers a simple but cute little wordplay for tasty handouts at Halloween parties.

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Funny Lime Green Booyeah! Crossed Eyes Halloween Cake Pops

A great workout shirt for fitness buffs, gym rats, or just those who like to stay true to themselves or motivate themselves to push the bar, this design features the inspirational meme, "Outspoken Unbroken", rendered in heavy block lettering. 

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Inspirational Meme Outspoken Unbroken T-Shirt

I'm in the Doghouse Because the Backyard has Gone to the Birds. Any self-respecting nature lover knows that the moment you make a place in your heart for the wildlife in your backyard, they take over the physical spaces, too. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for birders.

Funny I'm in the Doghouse Because of the Birds T-Shirt

Deliver encouragement with this inspirational quote "may dreams give you wings to soar new skies", set in calming blue and white on contrasting script and sans serif typefaces. 

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Uplifting May Dreams Give You Wings to Soar ... Black Cotton Face Mask

A great Valentine's Day (or wedding proposal) card for lexicologists with a sense of humor, scientists, the scientifically minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines.  

This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "You and I are meant to be cuz we've got amazing chemistry" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for oxytocin, the "cuddle chemical".

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Funny Meant to Be We've Got Amazing Chemistry Card

Written in binary, this "Long Live the Weekend" t-shirt is great for programmers and geeks who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday ... to code some more! 
 
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Binary Long Live the Weekend T-Shirt

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Magnet

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart White Cotton Face Mask

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Glass

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Wireless Charger

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Stone Coaster

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Tote Bag

We stand together by staying apart. Life is full of contradictions, isn't it? This is my (somewhat tongue-in-cheek) observation about how humanity, as members of the collective global village, is going to get through what appears to be the greatest recent challenge--on so many fronts--of our recent times. 

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WOW Ironic We Stand Together When We Stay Apart

Take a swipe at age, birthdays, and genetics with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the humorous, pseudo-science-y, pseudo-philosophical observation, "you're only as old as the length of your telomeres."

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Funny Script Girly The Slice Queen Pink Glitter Ping Pong Paddle

Funny Script Girly The Slice Queen Pink Glitter Ping Pong Paddle

More from Words of Whimsy

Other ping pong & table tennis paddles from various stores