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If your fearless curve wins points for you in ping pong, then this punny table tennis paddle, which features the "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice Queen") rendered in flowing script against a pink glittery background, is perfect for you! 

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Funny Script Girly The Slice Queen Pink Glitter Ping Pong Paddle

Crack up the competition in ping pong with this funny table tennis paddle, which features the dubious job title of "Future Mad Scientist" with an Erlenmeyer flask / beaker of unknown liquid standing in for the 'A' in mad. A great gag gift idea for those contemplating a career in the STEM fields!

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Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker Ping Pong Paddle

Get a chuckle at the court with this whimsical table tennis paddle, which features a repeating pattern of the pun "we be jammin'" bracketed by cute smiling miniature canning jars merrily dancing away on a bright yellow background. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny We Be Jammin' Smiling Dancing Canning Jars Ping Pong Paddle

Have you mastered topspins, backspins, sidespins, and corkspins? Then this table tennis paddle is for you! Crack up the competition in ping pong with this funny design, which features the dubious job title of "The Spin Doctor" with a syringe of unknown liquid standing in for the 'T' in doctor, set against a heartbeat tracing and a grey mesh background. A great gag gift idea for physicians and marketing professionals! ;) 

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Funny The Spin Doctor Syringe Heartbeat Chart Ping Pong Paddle

Crack up the competition in ping pong with this whimsical table tennis paddle, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! Guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! 

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Funny Hairy Professor of Beardology Ping Pong Paddle

If you like to play a fast-paced game, then you know that the ping pong table in the man cave isn't complete without this funny car-themed table tennis paddle, designed in the style of a glowing odometer/speedometer dial. Personalize with name, date of establishment, memes and/or catchphrases! 

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Funny Manly Car Odometer Speedometer Blue Glitter Ping Pong Paddle

A great ping pong paddle for the budding scientist, the science minded, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines. This design features the tongue-in-cheek quote "Chemistry majors cover their bases ... and their acids!" rendered around a molecular 2D representation/formula for serotonin, the "feel good" hormone.

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Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... Ping Pong Paddle

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this latte mug, which features the quirky quote "If you can sing and dance, you're probably a bird." Be the envy of your vocally-challenged and/or tone deaf friends with this novelty mug. The perfect gift idea for bird nerds!

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Funny Quote: If You Can Sing and Dance ... Latte Mug

This funny "Master of the Green" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps golf ... whether a club in his/her hands or not!

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Funny Master of the Green Golf Towel

This "Totally Pawsome" pet bed is perfect for pun-loving dog owners who think their furbaby is the coolest dog in the family. :)

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Funny Totally Pawsome Pet Bed

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to find the family "weak spots" and crack 'em up, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Chief Tickle Monster" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)!

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Funny Chief Tickle Monster Hashtag Super Dad Giant Coffee Mug

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Baby Bodysuit

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Baby T-Shirt

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Tote Bag

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Baby Bib

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Pacifier

Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Large Clock

Welcome that new addition to the family with this funny pacifier, which features the "job title" "sleep prodigy", playfully rendered with serif lettering and a parade of sleepy Zs standing in for the sounds of your little one daintily snoring. 

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Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art

If your fearless curve wins points for you in pickleball, then this punny pickleball paddle, which features the "royal title" of "The Slice King" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice King") rendered in flowing script against a blue glittery background, is perfect for you! Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Script The Slice King Blue Glitter Pickleball Paddle

This funny "This is the Only Foursome" (and, as a sidebar, in fine print "my wife won't object to") typography golf towel with argyle borders is the perfect gift that golf widows can give their absent spouses! 

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Funny Blue Argyle This is the Only Foursome ... Golf Towel

With more letters in its name than the English alphabet (36, to be exact), hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (on the front), is the perfect shirt for English teachers, linguists, word nerds, glottologists, logophiles, and lexicomanes! The meaning of this very long word? Fear of long words.

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Funny Script Girly The Slice Queen Pink Glitter Ping Pong Paddle

Funny Script Girly The Slice Queen Pink Glitter Ping Pong Paddle

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Other ping pong & table tennis paddles from various stores