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With more letters in its name than the English alphabet (36, to be exact), hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (on the front), is the perfect shirt for English teachers, linguists, word nerds, glottologists, logophiles, and lexicomanes! The meaning of this very long word? Fear of long words.

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Funny Run if You Fear Long Words T-Shirt

Add a touch of vocational humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the witticism "geologists are natural rock stars." The perfect gift idea for geologists, or those who like to rock!

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Funny Geologists are Natural Rock Stars T-Shirt

This funny "We are the Succulent Surgeons, Oxygenating the World One Prickly Plant at a Time ..." shirt -- with a tiny spiky cactus in a pot, standing in for the letter "o" in surgeons -- is the perfect gift idea for nursery employees or plant/nature lovers! (and yes, as any potted plant fanboy or fangirl knows, not all succulents are cactus or prickly).

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Funny We are the Succulent Surgeons T-Shirt

Celebrate the enterpreneurial spirit with this two-tone tag cloud shirt, which features power words and synonyms for visionaries, doers, believers, and gamechangers.

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Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who was the original bank officer to launch your early business ventures, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Loan Forgiveness Officer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Father's Day (or dad's birthday), but can also be adapted for mom, uncle, aunt, or anyone who has given you financial support! 

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Funny Loan Forgiveness Officer Hashtag Super Dad T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the woodwind musician, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "The Woodwind Whisperer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for saxophonists, bassoonists, flutists, clarinetists, and oboists!

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Funny The Woodwind Whisperer Hashtag Name T-Shirt

Welcome that new addition to the family with this funny baby t-shirt, which features the words "The Cutest Beach Bum" with a colorful beach ball. 

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Funny The Cutest Beach Bum with Beach Ball Baby T-Shirt

Funny Little GeNiUS Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby T-Shirt

Funny Little GeNiUS Periodic Table Element Symbols T-Shirt

Funny Little GeNiUS Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby Bodysuit

Instill a sense of humor in the family with this funny kids' t-shirt, which features the words "little genius", with genius spelled using the symbols of the periodic table of elements. Reverse shows identical design. Personalize as desired.

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Funny Little GeNiUS Periodic Table Element Symbols

Meals are better when eaten together. Food--in particular, dinner--does taste more delicious in the company of others--especially if you are chef extraordinaire of the home and like getting compliments on your culinary expertise.

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Meals are Better When Eaten Together Napkins

With the giggle-inducing nickname, "L'il Miss Gigglemug" (in letter slightly askew for humorous effect), this is the perfect shirt for girls, the perpetually optimistic, linguists, word nerds, English teachers, or those who simply smile a lot!

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Funny L'il Miss Gigglemug T-Shirt

A great workout shirt for fitness buffs, gym rats, or just those who like to stay active at any age, this design features the inspirational quote, "The Journey is All that Matters" (so make every step count!) rendered in heavy block lettering. 

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Motivational The Journey is all that Matters T-Shirt

Have you mastered topspins, backspins, sidespins, and corkspins? Then this pickleball paddle is for you! Crack up the competition with this funny design, which features the dubious job title of "The Spin Doctor" with a syringe of unknown liquid standing in for the 'T' in doctor, set against a heartbeat tracing and a grey mesh background. A great gag gift idea for physicians and marketing professionals! ;) Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny The Spin Doctor Syringe Heartbeat Chart Pickleball Paddle

This is a great way to recognize the individual who was the source of the original transport for your first team sport, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Peewee Sports Team Chauffeur" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)! 

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Funny Sports Team Chauffeur Hashtag Busy Dad T-Shirt

#gamechanger #hashtag Gamechanger Hashtag T-Shirt

Pseudo-embossed on a photo tile with a faux red-tinged granite texture, this quote, "Action and integrity speak volumes" encapsulates my belief in the importance of keeping one's word, particularly in this day and age, when ghosting has become shockingly acceptable behavior. Deeds will always carry more weight with me than promises.

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Funny Run if You Fear Long Words T-Shirt

Funny Run if You Fear Long Words T-Shirt

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