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With more letters in its name than the English alphabet (36, to be exact), hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (on the front), is the perfect shirt for English teachers, linguists, word nerds, glottologists, logophiles, and lexicomanes! The meaning of this very long word? Fear of long words.

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Funny Run if You Fear Long Words T-Shirt

Luddites, AI developers/programmers, *and* AI testers, unite! Celebrate July 16 (Artificial Intelligence Appreciation Day) or September 12 (International Programmers' Day) with this funny novelty shirt, which features the meme, "I Think I Broke the A.I. (and, in finer print, 'Curiosity Killed the ChatBot')" on the front and a multitude of (unanswered) questions on the back, written in a grungy, marker-style font.

This design was based on my inaugural experience with the AI chatbot; I simply overwhelmed it with my multitude of questions (in the same way that children pepper their parents with a gazillion questions).

(TIP: that's how we'll take down the machines!) :)

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Funny I Think I Broke The AI ... T-Shirt

This cute and quirky "now accepting new tenants" mason bee hotelier shirt is guaranteed to pique interest and get a conversation started. If you're into beekeeping, you know that these gentle solitary bees are pollinating powerhouses (3X better than honeybees!) Just give them their own room, and let them wander through your flowering plants, shrubs, and trees to do their magic. Reverse shows identical design. Customize as desired.

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Funny Mason Bee Hotelier T-Shirt

Celebrate moms and Mother's Day with this tag cloud t-shirt, which features a lighthearted look at the many (often unacknowledged (and mostly) unpaid) job titles and definitions of these amazing multi-taskers and nurturing figures in your life. 

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Funny Definitions of Mom Jobs Careers Tag Cloud T-Shirt

You don't have to be Santa to appreciate this striking design, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! This novelty shirt is guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! Perfect for Father's Day and Valentine's Day!

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Funny Professor of Beardology T-Shirt

Written in leetspeak, this funny "Long Live the Weekend" t-shirt is great for those who can't wait for Friday night, Saturday, and Sunday. 

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Funny Leetspeak Long Live the Weekend T-Shirt

I'm an unashamed fan of elevator music, and this striking shirt features this (recent) personal literal and metaphorical epiphany against a metallic colored elevator background with up, down, and numbered buttons for added whimsical effect. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons T-Shirt

With the question, "What godwottery did you oocephaluses conjure up now?" (in a distressed serif font), this is the perfect shirt for linguists, word nerds, English teachers, glottologists, logophiles, lexicomanes, or those with a fascination for archaic terms!

Godwottery is a reference to the use of over-the-top, grandiose, excessively elaborate, and often clashing styles.

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Funny What Godwottery Did You ... T-Shirt

Add a bit of poetic whimsy to the kitchen with this apron. Achin' for bacon? Got a cravin' for an unhealthy side of cochon? We hope so.

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Funny Achin' for Bacon Adult Apron

Add a touch of inspiration and motivation to your wardrobe and workout with this top, which features the words "change is but the shorter word for challenge."

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Inspirational Change and Challenge T-Shirt

Add a touch of foodie humor to your favorite drink with this mug , which features the saying "Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate."

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Funny Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate Coffee Mug

Funny Senior Mayhem Manager Hashtag Busy Mom Giant Coffee Mug

Funny Chemistry Majors Cover Their Bases ... Mug

Cute Red Hearts Blessed to Have You in My Life Coffee Mug Set

Funny The Slice King Golf Ball Tee Mug

Funny Director of Silly Faces Hashtag Super Mom Giant Coffee Mug

Funny Coding Mage Geek Chic Mug

WOW Cheers to You

No matter what language you speak, "cozy" is a powerful word and benediction, and it is rendered on this fleece blanket in a colorful multi-lingual tag cloud on a black background. 

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Colorful Cozy Word Cloud in Many Languages Fleece Blanket

A tongue-in-cheek spin on the saying, "those who can't make it in their profession, teach." But strictly tongue-in-cheek. I have had plenty of good teachers! The perfect apron for those who can't master boiled eggs, but must still eat (and/or feed others)!

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Those Who Can't Cook, Become Food Critics Adult Apron

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the quirky quote "If you can sing and dance, you're probably a bird." Be the envy of your vocally-challenged and/or tone deaf friends with this novelty mug. The perfect gift idea for bird nerds!

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Funny Run if You Fear Long Words T-Shirt

Funny Run if You Fear Long Words T-Shirt

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Other men's t-shirts from various stores