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You are what you eat! Isn't it fascinating what scientific discoveries have been made lately? Tomatoes have 7,000 more genes (more genes = more geniuses) than humans. That makes them a more complex lifeform than us. Juiced, cooked, or raw, I nave to respect the stuff I love to eat the most.

Funny Quote I Love Tomatoes. They're Geniuses! Coffee Mug

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the rather dubious job title "Future Mad Scientist" with an Erlenmeyer flask / beaker of unknown liquid standing in for the 'A' in mad. 

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Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker Mug

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Frosted Glass Beer Mug

Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement Beer Stein

Celebrate the retirement of a soon-to-be former coworker with this funny design, which features the sentiment, "Goodbye Nine to Five Hello to Happy Hour" in a white, grunge style font, with an apple martini cleverly standing in for the "Y" in "Happy" on a soothing baby blue background.

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WOW Funny Goodbye 9 to 5 Hello Happy Hour Retirement

With the words, "Aurora Borealis Chaser" (and the northern lights/aurora borealis pphotographers, geophysicists, weather forecasters, those who like to stalk EM storms, or anyone who's naturally attracted to the natural attractions of this world!

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Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) Chaser Magic Mug

Add a touch of wit and inspiration to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the words "Caffeino Royale" on a bed of coffee beans (a not-so-subtle nod to a movie about a suave and maverick British intelligence agent).

The perfect gift idea for coffee lovers. National Coffee Day in the U.S. and Canada is September 29, and International Coffee Day is October 1! Raise a cup to the humble bean that has garnered so many fans around the world!

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Funny Witty Pun Caffeino Royale Mug

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the words "Birdie Whisperer" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who demonstrates that s/he is always better than par on the course! 

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Funny The Birdie Whisperer Golf Ball Tee Mug

Celebrate autumn with this fall-themed typographical mug, which features a smart, playful pun and the colors of the changing seasons. A "wonder fall" gift idea for those who love those later months of the year!

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Autumn Red Leaves Word Art Wonder Fall ... Mug

With the cool job title, "Coding Mage"  (set in OCR and handwritten word pairing fonts), and the humorous anonymous observation "Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science." on the reverse, this is the perfect shirt for coders, programmers, and software developers who are at the top of their game, love what they do, or are absolute wizards at their craft!
 
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Funny Coding Mage Geek Chic Mug

Offer a bit of inspiration and encouragement with this design, which features the uplifting words "To dream is to journey without limits."
 
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Inspirational To Dream is to Journey Without Limit Black Cotton Face Mask

Family traditions start in the kitchen. There is no recipe or set formula for building successful personal relationships, but families can bond over food that is made in the home.

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Family Traditions Start in the Kitchen Adult Apron

Add a touch of foodie humor to the bedroom or living room with this pillow, which features the saying "Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate."

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Funny Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate T-Shirt

If your fearless curve wins points for you in pickleball, then this punny pickleball paddle, which features the "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice Queen") rendered in flowing script against a pink glittery background, is perfect for you! Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Script Girly The Slice Queen Pink Glitter Pickleball Paddle

This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice King Divot Tool

Deliver encouragement with this inspirational quote "may dreams give you wings to soar new skies", set on calming white clouds in a summer blue sky. 

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Uplifting May Dreams Give You Wings to Soar ... LED Sign

This funny "Who's Your Caddie?" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "the one who's the better golfer!") typography golf club cover with blue-on-blue argyle borders is the perfect gift that you can give to the golfer's adviser on the green! 

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Funny Quote I Love Tomatoes. They're Geniuses! Coffee Mug

Funny Quote I Love Tomatoes. They're Geniuses! Coffee Mug

More from Words of Whimsy

Other coffee mugs from various stores