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You are what you eat! Kale is not just window dressing for the red meats at your local grocer. It's loaded with Vitamin K (a single 3.5 oz serving of raw kale delivers a whopping 671% of your daily recommended intake of said vitamin (source: Wikipedia)). It's also a superfood, super rich in Vitamin C, Vitamin A, as well as lutein and zeaxanthin (the latter two being the carotenoids needed to keep your eyes healthy). I may turn up my nose at other members of the brassica family, but kale gets my thumbs up.

Kale is also super easy to grow. Ours flourish all year long; winter's frost even adds a touch of sweetness.

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Funny Quote All Hale the Mighty Kale Coffee Mug

Celebrate the enterpreneurial spirit with this two-tone tag cloud mug, which features power words and synonyms for visionaries, doers, believers, and gamechangers.

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Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud Mug

Add a touch of inspiration to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features  the inspirational quote "those who roam make every port a place to call their own" with a compass on an aged / stained / vintage paper background. A great gift idea for travelers and adventure seekers!

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Inspirational Those Who Roam ... Mug

Cats are the Soul of Indifference. What's Your Excuse? I kid, on both accounts, of course. Not having been a cat owner in any point of my life, I can still refute that stereotype. 

Sure, cats don't need humans in the same way that dogs do, and the former don't express affection as openly or effusively as the latter do. One feline visitor left a half-eaten mouse on our lawn once (that's how cats show they like you. Sharing is caring). 

Cats are masters of manipulation at getting what they want (not need!) from us. Another visited the backyard daily, sometimes several times a day, for 8 months. I could not open the door to the sunroom without seeing her Orangeness at the top of the stairs, waiting for milk, cat treats, and a session of cuddling (and not necessarily in that order). If none of those were forthcoming, plaintive meowing, pitched like a human baby's cries, would ensue. My reward would be purring; cat kisses in the form of long blinks; lap naps that could last up to 30 minutes; and really close eye-to-eye contact, as if I was the center and only wonder of her world.

Funny Quote Cats are the Soul of Indifference ... Coffee Mug

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the humorous observation "Graphic Designers are Optimists. For Us, The Grass *is* Always Greener." As a graphic designer, I have been asked the question "is it really that [insert your colour of choice]" many times. The real in-joke/off-color remark (pun intended)/inference here being "did you oversaturate your primary colours?" The perfect "novelty" mug for image manipulation wizards!

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Funny Quote: Graphic Designers are Optimists Mug

Not another tie for that special guy in your life to toss in the closet! This striking mug, which features the career title and achievement of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying mustache and beard is the hilariously hirsute gift for any guy who's inordinately proud of (we mean obsessed!) with his facial hair! Guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! Perfect for Father's Day, Valentine's Day, or any guy's birthday!

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Funny Professor of Beardology Mug

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this vividly colorful and psychedelic mug, which features the saying "No Rainbows Were Harmed in the Making of This Mug" on a prismatic tiedye background! As a graphic designer, I love using colors in my artwork. Tie-dye, however, may really stretch my fondness for hues. I will admit that they are good for stopping road traffic, causing retinal burns, and breaking the ice at social gatherings. 

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Funny TieDye No Rainbows Were Harmed ... Mug

Puns aside, the humble honeybee is responsible for making it possible for us to enjoy flowers, fruits and our summer and fall harvests. Show off your love for this hardworking insect with this honeycombed mug.

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Funny Quote Hug/Love a Bee Today Coffee Mug

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the envied "rank" of "The Eagle Maker" wrapped around the top of a golf ball sitting on a golf tee. The perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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Funny The Eagle Maker Golf Ball Tee Mug

This baseball / trucker's cap affirms my view that superheroes can't also be super at everything ... especially when it comes to designing their own costumes. I mean, how many of them actually own a sewing machine, and know how to thread a needle? I think the designers are the real superheroes ... after all, who does the wearer go back to, to mend the rips and tears that result from those epic battles? (Usually it's mom, but sometimes, it can be anyone else!)

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Superhero Costume Designer Trucker Hat

Add a touch of nature and whimsy to your favorite drink with this striking cow spot-inspired latte mug, which features a lighthearted mashup of funny, offbeat, whimsical, and alliterative job titles for gourmets, gourmands, or just about anyone else in the family (known as mom, nana, sister, or niece) who likes to get creative and indulge their culinary muse in the kitchen!

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Funny Cow Spots Cook Chef Job Titles  Latte Mug

Colorful Love Word Cloud in Many Languages Throw Pillow

Colorful Love Word Cloud in Many Languages Fleece Blanket

No matter what language you speak, "love" is a powerful word and benediction, rendered in a colorful multi-lingual tag cloud on a black background. 

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WOW Colorful Love Word Cloud in Many Languages

Distract (and get a rise out of) your opponent with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which tells us that "pickleball professors do a lot of deep dinking and driving" on a green chalkboard. Reverse shows identical design on a black chalkboard background.

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Handwritten Pickleball Professor Dinks Chalkboard Pickleball Paddle

Colorful Cheers Toast in Many Languages Word Cloud Leggings

Colorful Cheers Toast in Many Languages Word Cloud Napkins

Colorful Cheers in Many Languages Word Cloud T-Shirt

Colorful Word Art Cheers in Many Languages Can Cooler

Colorful Word Art Cheers in Many Languages Glass

Colorful Word Art Cheers in Many Languages Coaster

Toast special days and special people with this striking design, which features a word art design of the drinking salutation "cheers" in many different languages on a black background! 

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WOW Colorful Word Art Cheers in Many Languages

This is a great way to recognize the woodwind musician, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "The Woodwind Whisperer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for saxophonists, bassoonists, flutists, clarinetists, and oboists!

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Funny Quote All Hale the Mighty Kale Coffee Mug

Funny Quote All Hale the Mighty Kale Coffee Mug

More from Words of Whimsy

Other coffee mugs from various stores