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I love birds, even though they use fowl language. The perfect "novel tee" shirt for punsters and bird lovers. More or less guaranteed to get a few groans.

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Funny Quote: I Love Birds, Even Though They Use T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who was the original architect for your first "home", with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Giant Dollhouse Builder" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)! 

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Funny Giant Dollhouse Builder Hashtag Busy Dad T-Shirt

With the question, "What godwottery did you oocephaluses conjure up now?" (in a distressed serif font), this is the perfect shirt for linguists, word nerds, English teachers, glottologists, logophiles, lexicomanes, or those with a fascination for archaic terms!

Godwottery is a reference to the use of over-the-top, grandiose, excessively elaborate, and often clashing styles.

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Funny What Godwottery Did You ... T-Shirt

Although I may sound like one, I am not, and I designed this tongue-in-cheek shirt to dispel the myth that I am a bot.

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Funny I am Not a Bot ... T-Shirt

"The Semicolon Revival Society" is the perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for linguists and grammaticians. Perhaps the punctuation mark that gets overlooked even more than serial comma is the humble semicolon (the latter gets passed over in favor of its more popular cousin, the colon, and may in fact be in danger of being extirpated -- like the Latin language). Use of the semicolon, like the serial comma, can prevent hilarious interpretations.

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Funny Semicolon Revival Society T-Shirt

I'm in the Doghouse Because the Backyard has Gone to the Birds. Any self-respecting nature lover knows that the moment you make a place in your heart for the wildlife in your backyard, they take over the physical spaces, too. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for birders.

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Funny Quote I'm in the Doghouse T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who is the moral compass for themselves as well as others, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Chief Values Officer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday), but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who steers you in the right direction! 

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Funny Chief Values Officer Hashtag Super Mom T-Shirt

Celebrate Valentine's Day with this top, which features the handwritten word "Blessed" with the sentiment "to Have You in My Life" with cartoon hearts underneath.
 
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Cute Red Hearts Blessed to Have You in My Life T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who was the original bank officer to launch your early business ventures, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Loan Forgiveness Officer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Father's Day (or dad's birthday), but can also be adapted for mom, uncle, aunt, or anyone who has given you financial support! 

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Funny Loan Forgiveness Officer Hashtag Super Dad Giant Coffee Mug

Don't lose your best ideas, brainstorms, thoughts, or inventions! Pen them on these notes, which sport the poetic "Doodles from My Noodle" on a faux, kraft colored background. 

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Funny Doodles from My Noodle Kraft Brown Post-it Notes

Offer a bit of inspiration and humor with this pet nrf, which features the uplifting words/advice "Chase your dreams", rendered in a combination of handwritten and elegant serif lettering on a royal-blue-to-black gradient background (PS. dogs are good at chasing their dreams -- asleep or awake! So this pet bed is actually meant as more pertinent advice for their owners). :)

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Inspirational Funny Quote Chase Your Dreams Pet Bed

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this mug, which features the quote "Mycologists are a Group of Fungi to Be Around" (so why won't they tell me if the 30 lbs of mushrooms growing on my lawn are safe to eat, or are last supper?) The perfect tongue-in-cheek gift idea for popular mushroom experts.

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Funny Quote: Mycologists are a Group of Fungi ... Mug

Add a touch of foodie humor to your favorite drink with this mug , which features the saying "Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate."

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Funny Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate Coffee Mug

With more letters in its name than the English alphabet (36, to be exact), hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (on the front), is the perfect shirt for English teachers, linguists, word nerds, glottologists, logophiles, and lexicomanes! The meaning of this very long word? Fear of long words.

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Funny Run if You Fear Long Words T-Shirt

This funny polo shirt, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is perfect for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Quote: I Love Birds, Even Though They Use T-Shirt

Funny Quote: I Love Birds, Even Though They Use T-Shirt

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