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I love birds, even though they use fowl language. The perfect "novel tee" shirt for punsters and bird lovers. More or less guaranteed to get a few groans.

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I love birds, even though they use fowl language. The perfect "novel tee" shirt for punsters and bird lovers. More or less guaranteed to get a few groans.

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Funny Quote: I Love Birds, Even Though They Use T-Shirt

Make World Oceans Day a memorable event with this commemorative shirt, which features the tagline "Save Our Oceans" in sans serif lettering, with a stylized aquatic globe in the letter "O" of "Oceans" above a quintet of blue waves.

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Save Our Oceans Blue Stylized Earth Waves Polo Shirt

Make your kid sound as smart as they look, with this shirt, which features theimposing title of, "abecedarian Club Member Since 20XX" (on the reverse) and the retort (on the front). Perfect for grade school children (especially kindergarteners), linguists, English teachers, or word nerds!

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Funny abecedarian Club Member Since ... T-Shirt

Funny Little GeNiUS Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby T-Shirt

Funny Little GeNiUS Periodic Table Element Symbols T-Shirt

Funny Little GeNiUS Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby Bodysuit

Instill a sense of humor in the family with this funny kids' t-shirt, which features the words "little genius", with genius spelled using the symbols of the periodic table of elements. Reverse shows identical design. Personalize as desired.

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Funny Little GeNiUS Periodic Table Element Symbols

With the "excuse", "Not Tonight, I Have the Collywobbles" (in a distressed serif font), this is the perfect shirt for linguists, word nerds, English teachers, glottologists, logophiles, lexicomanes, or those with a fascination for archaic terms! Collywobbles is such a cute and endearing way to refer to butterflies in the stomach.

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Funny Not Tonight I Have the Collywobbles T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize your favorite hairdresser (or anyone who can transform unruly locks into a masterpiece), with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "The Hair Tamer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. 

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Funny The Hair Tamer Hashtag Name T-Shirt

This funny "We are the Succulent Surgeons, Oxygenating the World One Prickly Plant at a Time ..." shirt -- with a tiny spiky cactus in a pot, standing in for the letter "o" in surgeons -- is the perfect gift idea for nursery employees or plant/nature lovers! (and yes, as any potted plant fanboy or fangirl knows, not all succulents are cactus or prickly).

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Funny We are the Succulent Surgeons T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who drops off her daughter(s) at ballet class, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Ballet Liaison Officer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)! 

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Funny Ballet Liaison Officer Hashtag Busy Mom T-Shirt

Offer a bit of inspiration and encouragement with this design, which features the uplifting words "To dream is to journey without limits."
 
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Inspirational To Dream is to Journey Without Limit Black Cotton Face Mask

Family traditions start in the kitchen. There is no recipe or set formula for building successful personal relationships, but families can bond over food that is made in the home.

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Family Traditions Start in the Kitchen Adult Apron

Add a touch of foodie humor to the bedroom or living room with this pillow, which features the saying "Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate."

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Funny Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate T-Shirt

If your fearless curve wins points for you in pickleball, then this punny pickleball paddle, which features the "royal title" of "The Slice Queen" (a little word play on / verbal poke at "The Ice Queen") rendered in flowing script against a pink glittery background, is perfect for you! Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Script Girly The Slice Queen Pink Glitter Pickleball Paddle

This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice King Divot Tool

Deliver encouragement with this inspirational quote "may dreams give you wings to soar new skies", set on calming white clouds in a summer blue sky. 

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Uplifting May Dreams Give You Wings to Soar ... LED Sign

This funny "Who's Your Caddie?" (and, as an explanatory sidebar, in fine print "the one who's the better golfer!") typography golf club cover with blue-on-blue argyle borders is the perfect gift that you can give to the golfer's adviser on the green! 

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Funny Quote: I Love Birds, Even Though They Use T-Shirt

Funny Quote: I Love Birds, Even Though They Use T-Shirt

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