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I love birds, even though they use fowl language. The perfect "novel tee" shirt for punsters and bird lovers. More or less guaranteed to get a few groans.

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Funny Quote: I Love Birds, Even Though They Use T-Shirt

Funny Little GeNiUS Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby T-Shirt

Funny Little GeNiUS Periodic Table Element Symbols T-Shirt

Funny Little GeNiUS Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby Bodysuit

Instill a sense of humor in the family with this funny kids' t-shirt, which features the words "little genius", with genius spelled using the symbols of the periodic table of elements. Reverse shows identical design. Personalize as desired.

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Funny Little GeNiUS Periodic Table Element Symbols

With the giggle-inducing nickname, "L'il Miss Gigglemug" (in letter slightly askew for humorous effect), this is the perfect shirt for girls, the perpetually optimistic, linguists, word nerds, English teachers, or those who simply smile a lot!

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Funny L'il Miss Gigglemug T-Shirt

Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker Hoodie

Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker Baby T-Shirt

Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker Baby Bodysuit

Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker T-Shirt

Add a touch of whimsy to your favorite drink and toasts with this design, which features the words "Future Mad Scientist" with an Erlenmeyer flask / beaker of unknown liquid standing in for the 'A' in mad. 

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WOW Funny Future Mad Scientist

Add a touch of vocational humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the witticism "barbers can handle the hairiest situations." The perfect gift idea for those who trim and style our mops and manes!

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Funny Barbers Can Handle the Hairiest Situations T-Shirt

I'm in the Doghouse Because the Backyard has Gone to the Birds. Any self-respecting nature lover knows that the moment you make a place in your heart for the wildlife in your backyard, they take over the physical spaces, too. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for birders.

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Funny Quote I'm in the Doghouse T-Shirt

This funny "Slice King" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny The Slice King Polo Shirt

This funny "Be the Ball, Be the Club ..." t-shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps golf ... whether a club in his/her hands or not!

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Funny Be the Ball Be the Club ... Golf T-Shirt

Although I may sound like one, I am not, and I designed this tongue-in-cheek shirt to dispel the myth that I am a bot.

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Funny I am Not a Bot ... T-Shirt

Add positivity and optimism to your day, the kitchen, or dining room with this premium acrylic coaster set, which features a mix of inspirational and whimsical quotes, including "be inspired everyday", "to dream is to journey ...", "life is a journey ...", and "... understanding builds bridges".

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Inspirational Motivational Words of Wisdom (I) Coaster Set

If you find Hallowe'en to be one of the most fun-filled days of the year, then this punny shirt, which features the humorous observation "You don't know jack-o'-lantern" styled in a slightly askew font in black is a real groaner -- and a great idea for yourself or your friends!

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Funny Punny You Don't Know Jack-o'-Lantern T-Shirt

With the "excuse", "Not Tonight, I Have the Collywobbles" (in a distressed serif font), this is the perfect shirt for linguists, word nerds, English teachers, glottologists, logophiles, lexicomanes, or those with a fascination for archaic terms! Collywobbles is such a cute and endearing way to refer to butterflies in the stomach.

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Funny Not Tonight I Have the Collywobbles T-Shirt

Welcome that new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny t-shirt, which features baby's first "professional honors" -- that of a milk drinkin' champion! Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Milk Drinkin' Champ Baby T-Shirt

The Callipygian Baker is a poetic way to describe someone who loves to create sweet things in the kitchen ... and has nice looking buns, too!

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Funny The Callipygian Baker Has Nice Buns Apron

This is a great way to recognize the individual who was the original bank officer to launch your early business ventures, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Loan Forgiveness Officer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Great for Father's Day (or dad's birthday), but can also be adapted for mom, uncle, aunt, or anyone who has given you financial support! 

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Funny Quote: I Love Birds, Even Though They Use T-Shirt

Funny Quote: I Love Birds, Even Though They Use T-Shirt

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