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This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to crack everyone up, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Director of Silly Faces" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Mother's Day (or mom's birthday)!

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Funny Director of Silly Faces Hashtag Super Mom T-Shirt

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This "Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit the ball with a lot of curve and sidespin, and then (over)compensate on the next shot!

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Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Polo Shirt

"The Semicolon Revival Society" is the perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for linguists and grammaticians. Perhaps the punctuation mark that gets overlooked even more than serial comma is the humble semicolon (the latter gets passed over in favor of its more popular cousin, the colon, and may in fact be in danger of being extirpated -- like the Latin language). Use of the semicolon, like the serial comma, can prevent hilarious interpretations.

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Funny Semicolon Revival Society T-Shirt

Add a touch of inspiration, elegance, and nature to your wardrobe with this top, which features the globe-friendly message "Hug a Tree, Save Our Earth" and hands reaching up to embrace the leaves of a tree. Great for Earth Day!
 
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Hug a Tree Save Our Earth T-Shirt

This "The Eagle Maker" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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The Eagle Maker Polo Shirt

With the question, "What godwottery did you oocephaluses conjure up now?" (in a distressed serif font), this is the perfect shirt for linguists, word nerds, English teachers, glottologists, logophiles, lexicomanes, or those with a fascination for archaic terms!

Godwottery is a reference to the use of over-the-top, grandiose, excessively elaborate, and often clashing styles.

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Funny What Godwottery Did You ... T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who imparts the wisdom and lessons of her life, with this funny novelty shirt, which features the job title "Life Coach" (and in smaller print, "And Cookie Dispenser") in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for nana on Grandparents' Day (or grandparents' birthday), but can also be adapted for dad, uncle, aunt, or anyone who steers you in the right direction! 

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Funny Life Coach ... Hashtag Grandmom T-Shirt

Talk is Not Cheap. Just Ask My Lawyer. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for attorneys, or those aspiring to the law profession.

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Funny Quote: Talk is Not Cheap. Just Ask My Lawyer T-Shirt

Inspirational Those Who Roam ... Travel Notebook

Inspirational Those Who Roam ... Stone Coaster

Inspirational Those Who Roam ... Napkins

Inspirational Quote Those Who Roam ... Drawstring Bag

Inspirational Those Who Roam ... Poster

Add a touch of inspiration to your walls with this design, which features the inspirational quote "those who roam make every port a place to call their own" on an aged paper background.

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WOW Inspirational Those Who Roam ...

WOW You're Awesomesauce! World Compliment Day

WOW Thanks for Being Awesome! World Compliment Day

Inspirational Together We Can Do Great Things

Cute Red Hearts Blessed to Have You in My Life

WOW Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You

Handwritten Upbeat Cheery Positive Vibes Only

WOW Time to Be Nice!

This cute and quirky "now accepting new tenants" mason bee hotelier shirt is guaranteed to pique interest and get a conversation started. If you're into beekeeping, you know that these gentle solitary bees are pollinating powerhouses (3X better than honeybees!) Just give them their own room, and let them wander through your flowering plants, shrubs, and trees to do their magic. Reverse shows identical design. Customize as desired.

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Funny Mason Bee Hotelier T-Shirt

Ye Olde Greasy Spoon is the perfectly tongue-in-cheek way to describe the (home) kitchen, your favorite hole-in-the-wall, or cafe, with the sobriquet rendered in old English/Gothic blackletter script. Customize with a "year of establishment".

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Funny Blackletter Script Ye Olde Greasy Spoon Adult Apron

Deliver encouragement with this inspirational quote "may dreams give you wings to soar new skies", set in calming blue and white on contrasting script and sans serif typefaces. 

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Uplifting May Dreams Give You Wings to Soar ... Black Cotton Face Mask

Be inspired by this motivational quote "The tapestry of our lives is made richer by the stories we share and the moments we weave" embossed on a faux canvas backdrop. Customize as desired.

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Inspirational Tapestry of Our Lives ... Canvas LED Sign

This is a great way to recognize the woodwind musician, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "The Woodwind Whisperer" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for saxophonists, bassoonists, flutists, clarinetists, and oboists!

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Funny Director of Silly Faces Hashtag Super Mom T-Shirt

Funny Director of Silly Faces Hashtag Super Mom T-Shirt

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