Personalized Gifts

Welcome that new addition to the family with this funny pacifier, which features the word "cute", spelled using the symbols of the periodic table of elements. Personalize as desired.

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Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Pacifier

Prepare for those sleepless nights and welcome that new addition to the family with this funny pacifier, which features the words "Drama Queen" with a royal crown. 

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Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown Pacifier

Welcome that new addition to the family with this funny pacifier, which features the "job title" "sleep prodigy", playfully rendered with serif lettering and a parade of sleepy Zs standing in for the sounds of your little one daintily snoring. 

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Cute Sleep Prodigy Word Art Pacifier

Welcome that new new bouncing bundle of joy to the family with this adorably funny pacifier, which features the words "baby blossom" with cute smiling purple and yellow daisies peeking out of the letters "a" and "o". 

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Cute Baby Blossoms Smiling Purple Daisies Pacifier

The Eagle Maker Golf Towel

Funny The Birdie Whisperer Golf Towel

Funny Master of the Green Golf Towel

Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Golf Towel

Funny The Slice Queen Golf Towel

Funny Mr. Slice and Dr. Hook Golf Towel

This "The Eagle Maker" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who brings his (or her) A game to every round!

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WOW The Name of the Game(r)

Pseudo-embossed on a photo tile with a faux teal-tinged granite texture, this inspirational quote, "Empathy is the foundation of friendship" describes the essence of most meaningful -- and enduring -- of personal connections.

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Empathy is the Foundation of Friendship Ceramic Tile

Typefaces are the Fonts of Inspirations for Typesetters. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for desktop publishers, graphic designers, typesetters, and other creatives who like to play with their words.

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Funny Quote: Typefaces are the Fonts of T-Shirt

Doggone it! Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing dog bandana, which reads "Fur-fessional Tennis Ball Chaser." Perfect for the canine who's a real athlete!

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Funny Fur-fessional Tennis Ball Chaser Pet Bandana Collar

Add a touch of spookiness to your Halloween or trick or treating party with these napkins, which feature the word 'spooktacular' in crooked lettering and animated with a pair of crossed eyeballs on a pumpkin orange background.

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Funny Orange Black Eyeballs Spooktacular Pun Napkins

Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud Keychain

Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud T-Shirt

Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud Glass Coaster

Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud Adult Apron

Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud Mug

Celebrate the enterpreneurial spirit with this two-tone tag cloud shirt, which features power words and synonyms for visionaries, doers, believers, and gamechangers.

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Innovator Gamechanger Visionary Dreamer Tag Cloud

Rookie in the Kitchen. Call 911 and Run! We always had the fire extinguisher in the kitchen, and although we never used it, several pots and woks were discarded, thanks to my culinary misadventures (and other distractions). The tongue-in-cheek apron for those who are just starting their tenure in the saltiest place in the home or ship!

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Funny Quote Rookie in the Kitchen Adult Apron

This "vintage" mitt and potholder set, which features the establishment "Ye Olde Greasy Spoon" is the perfectly tongue-in-cheek way to describe the (home) kitchen, your favorite hole-in-the-wall, or cafe, with the sobriquet rendered in old English/Gothic blackletter script. Customize with a "year of establishment".

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Funny Blackletter Script Ye Olde Greasy Spoon Oven Mitt & Pot Holder Set

You had me at steak and prawns. Done in the style of that famous one-liner from that famous movie that popularized the internet meme "show me the money!" The perfect apron to put an end to that pesky question, "What do you want for dinner tonight?"

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You Had Me at Steak and Prawns Adult Apron

Give special items and keepsakes pride of place with this trinket tray, which features the inspirational quote "The tapestry of our lives is made richer by the stories we share and the moments we weave" embossed on a faux canvas backdrop. Customize as desired.

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Inspirational Tapestry of Our Lives ... Canvas Trinket Tray

This is a great way to recognize the individual who knows how to find the family "weak spots" and crack 'em up, with this funny novelty jumbo coffee mug, which features the job title "Chief Tickle Monster" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. A great gift idea for Father's Day (or dad's birthday)!

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Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Pacifier

Cute Periodic Table Element Symbols Pacifier

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