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A funny Christmas flask featuring Santa Claus and his reindeer with a checklist "Nice, Naughty, Drunk" and a customizable line, "Just don't tell me about it in the morning" Match this with the t-shirt at: https://www.zazzle.com/santas_naughty_drunk_list_funny_christmas_t_shirt-235105408064142071

Santa's Naughty (Drunk) List - Funny Christmas Flask

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Cynical t-shirt with the statement "I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid". Match it with the mug and make a loud statement in your office. https://www.zazzle.com/i_want_to_be_nice_but_everyone_is_just_so_stupid_mug-168999449842459040

"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" T-Shirt

"Santa Sorry for the F-BOMBS 202X was crazy" Funny Christmas Ornament featuring a gnome, candy cane, ornaments, evergreen trees, and snowflakes. Customize this funny Christmas cookie with the year of serving. (Great way to mark the expiration date!)

Santa Sorry for the F-Bombs - Funny  Snowflake Pewter Christmas Ornament

Send a warning to your person of interest with this funny Halloween Voodoo Doll card. 

Funny Halloween Voodoo Doll  Card

Funny #SorryNotSorry t-shirt that says "I'M NOT weird I'M Limited EDITION". Personalize "#SorryNotSorry" with your own name or hashtag.

Not weird Limited edition - Funny #SorryNotSorry T-Shirt

"Dead Inside" ribcage t-shirt. Make a statement with this funny Halloween t-shirt featuring a heart-shaped ribcage with pumpkins and flowers.

Funny Halloween Shirt - "Dead inside" ribcage

Santa's cookie tray will be extra special this year with these custom Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookies. Add a photo and message to this snowflake design and enjoy special sweets for the Christmas holiday. 

"Dear Santa, I promise I was Good! :)" is a great way to get Santa's attention. ;)

The photo template uses a square, 1:1 ratio size image cropped close to a person's face. Transparent background is not required but will add to the design to show the snowflakes behind the person.

Dear Santa Snowflake Photo Cookie Red & White

How many people are welcome over your threshold? Use this doormat to help welcome most people to your home. ;)

welcome-ish sarcastic Teal/Yellow/Orange Doormat

Enjoy your family turkey dinner on this customizable paper plate featuring the text "Happy Thanksgiving" with a pumpkin and laurels. The top text, "Don't let politics ruin this meal" and the bottom text "Smith Family Turkey Dinner Extravaganza" can be customized with your own personalized text.

Happy Thanksgiving Custom Paper Plates

"Santa Sorry for the F-BOMBS 202X was crazy" Funny Reese's Peanut Butter Cups featuring a gnome, candy cane, ornaments, evergreen trees, and snowflakes. Customize this funny Christmas cookie with the year of serving. (Great way to mark the expiration date!)

Santa Sorry for the F-Bombs - Funny Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Halloween bats shot glass for your Halloween party decoration.

Green Halloween bats shot glass

Enjoy your family turkey dinner on this customizable paper plate that says "Gobble Gobble. Rub a dub dub thanks for the grub! YAY GOD!" The bottom text can be modified to your own special phrase.

Gobble Gobble Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates

Express yourself with this funny phone grip that says "I may look calm. But in my head I've pecked you 3 times". The rooster is wearing glasses and tilts his head to the side.  If you are looking for a funny phone accessory consider this sarcastic chicken with attitude!

Funny Rooster Phone Grip

A funny travel mug that says "Me? Sarcastic? NEVER". 

Me? Sarcastic? NEVER - Funny Travel Mug

I'm mostly peace love and light and a little go F*@$ yourself. A funny sarcastic poster for the zen master who's having a tough day.

Santa's Naughty (Drunk) List - Funny Christmas Flask

Santa's Naughty (Drunk) List - Funny Christmas Flask

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