What are you waiting for? Go ahead and wear the red dress! Life is too short to choose the boring dress. Go for it! Live a little! Carpe diem! Grab that brass ring! Dance like nobody's watching, and all that jazz! This design features a drawing of a cute, pretty red dress hanging on a hanger, and the text in a modern script font: Life is short. Wear the red!

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! T-Shirt

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Button

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Card

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Compact Mirror

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Drawstring Bag

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Latte Mug

What are you waiting for? Go ahead and wear the red dress or red t-shirt or ...?! Life is too short to choose the boring one. Go for it! Live a little! Carpe diem! Grab that brass ring! Dance like nobody's watching, and all that jazz! This design features a drawing of a cute, pretty red dress hanging on a hanger, and the text in a modern script font: Life is short. Wear the red!

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Poster

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Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Tote Bag

Choose the right options in the text: "Yes, I talk to my cat(s). He/She/They might understand me, you don't know." Then insert your photo of your cat(s), or of you and your cat(s), or whatever you'd like, although it WOULD make more sense if it had cats in it somewhere. You could also leave the whole thing just as it is, if you like it that way. Voila! Tote bag fun with cats!

I Talk to My Cat | Funny Customizable Tote Bag

Cute, funny photo of a pile of Halloween candy corn with a cat's angry green eyes looking, and brown ears poking through. The sentiment, "Happy Halloween! (Meow!)," which is customizable, of course! The kitty looks a little annoyed, like she didn't really mean to get stuck in a pile of candy corn. Maybe it isn't her favorite candy anymore. Boo! Here she is on a fun tote bag to hold all that candy!

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween Large Tote Bag

Where do you stand on the issue of outdoor cats vs indoor cats? It's indoor only for my kitty. Aside from her longer average lifespan, there is a long list of reasons she's safer and happier than an outdoor cat. And the wildlife outside is protected from her! So here is a minimalist way of showing my vote for "indoor only," with a simple cat drawing in place of the letter "y." If your cat is indoor only too, maybe you would like this fun, cute typographic design. This tote bag features just the cat on the back.

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography Tote Bag

Peach on Earth, Goodwill to all Fruits and Vegetables. Aha, all these years you thought it was "Peace on Earth," etc. OK, that's a thing, too. But if you change the "h" to an "e" you have a totally alternative, punny way to send or say a Christmas holiday greeting that is especially for vegetarians, vegans, and all lovers of healthy fruits and vegetables. Which is just about everybody, if you don't count meat, right? So here is a totally cute holiday tote bag with the Christmas wish on the front, colorfully illustrated by said peach and vegetables, and "Goodwill to all Fruits and Vegetables" on the back, in a fun, charming font, accented with a heart and a flourish. Happy Inclusive Holidays!

Peach on Earth Funny Christmas Pun Tote Bag

We all have those days. Just not in the moo to do anything, see anybody, go anywhere. Did I say "moo"? I mean "mood." Not in the mood. But sometimes a cow just says it better. I am NOT in the moooooooo. So leave me alone, or I'm likely to ... What do cows do when they're fussy?

Not in the Moo Tote Bag

It's a simple math problem. Person A has 5 books. They buy 17 more books. What do they have now? Happiness. Person A has happiness. Any book lover, any reading enthusiast who loves to read (!) knows this, deep in her/his/their bones. This book tote bag is illustrated with a colorful stack of books, and then a larger stack, arranged on a shelf. The name and pronouns are customizable.

Books = Happiness, Love to Read Tote Bag

Books = Happiness, Love to Read Faux Canvas Print

Books = Happiness, Love to Read T-Shirt

Books = Happiness, Love to Read Wooden Box Sign

Books = Happiness, Love to Read Coffee Mug

It's a simple math problem. Person A has 5 books. They buy 17 more books. What do they have now? Happiness. Person A has happiness. Any book lover, any reading enthusiast who loves to read (!) knows this, deep in her/his/their bones. These awesome products are illustrated with a colorful stack of books, and then a larger stack, arranged on a shelf. The name and pronouns are customizable.

Books = Happiness, Love to Read Quote

Better Grab My Dumbrella Funny Quote Coffee Mug

Better Grab My Dumbrella Funny Quote T-Shirt

Better grab my dumbrella. It's really stupid out there today. Here is a comical drawing of a retro lady in a black dress. She's got an umbrella, and she's thinking of going out, but the thought of the dumb state of the world these days gives her pause. All we can do is try to protect ourselves from the idiotic, rude, annoying, peopley people and carry on. At least there are dumbrellas, coffee, and mugs to drink it out of with humorous, sarcastic sayings and a funny quote here and there to make us laugh and lighten up about the insanity before we go completely insane ourselves.

Better Grab My Dumbrella Funny Quote

Don't Demonize Black Cats! Mug

Don't Demonize Black Cats! T-Shirt

Don't Demonize Black Cats! T-Shirt Tote Bag

Don't Demonize Black Cats! Postcard

Don't demonize black cats! The Humane Society says: Don't be afraid to adopt a black cat during the Halloween season! Because, like Stevie says, superstition ain't the way. Black cats aren't evil or bad luck, or witches' familiars. They're just cats. [Photo by Humberto Arellano on Unsplash]

Don't Demonize Black Cats!

Blue Mountains Photography, Motivational Quote Desk Mat

Blue Mountains Photography, Life Journey Quote Desk Mat

Blue Mountains Photography, Be Here Now Quote Desk Mat

Inspire your desk work with a mat that features stunning nature photography. This desk mat creates a breathtaking blue mountains landscape with a subtly located motivational quote to help you be creative and stay energized. It's the perfect office decor for any nature photography lover. [Photo: Sergey Pesterev on unsplash.com]

Blue Mountains Photography,

Say "I love you" in no uncertain terms: Off white neon on a bright red and subdued black background: It's you, it's always been. Here it is on a glossy poster, photograph by Raj Eiamworakul on Unsplash.

It's Always Been You | Red Neon Romance Photo Poster

Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connait point. The heart has its reasons that reason does not know. Here is philosopher Blaise Pascal's beautiful, wise quote about love, artistically, typographically presented on a light gray textured paper background, in a black handwritten brushed font, with an abstract watercolor long-stemmed rosebud alongside. The background texture gives this simple poster the look of a watercolor painting.

The Heart Has Its Reasons French Love Quote Poster

If you love to crochet, then crocheting is always your answer, no matter what the question was. Huh? Well, you understand if you're a crocheter. Here's a cute design featuring the trending quote in fun typography and drawings of three colorful balls of yarn, with a crochet hook poking out of one.

Crochet Is the Answer, Crochet Lover Magnet

No Need to Drive Me Crazy Funny Quote Car Magnet

No Need to Drive Me Crazy Funny Quote Wooden Box Sign

No Need to Drive Me Crazy Funny Quote Poster

No Need to Drive Me Crazy Funny Quote Card

"There's no need to drive me crazy. I'm close enough to walk." A clear, simple -- and very funny -- statement, presented in black and white with a plain, and a little edgy, block font that looks like it was created with one of those label making gadgets. The Mad Hatter is holding forth in the illustration, although the quote isn't really in "Alice," and cars weren't around to drive him anywhere anyway. 

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Tote Bag

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Tote Bag

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