What are you waiting for? Go ahead and wear the red dress! Life is too short to choose the boring dress. Go for it! Live a little! Carpe diem! Grab that brass ring! Dance like nobody's watching, and all that jazz! This design features a drawing of a cute, pretty red dress hanging on a hanger, and the text in a modern script font: Life is short. Wear the red!

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! T-Shirt

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Button

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Card

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Compact Mirror

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Drawstring Bag

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Latte Mug

What are you waiting for? Go ahead and wear the red dress or red t-shirt or ...?! Life is too short to choose the boring one. Go for it! Live a little! Carpe diem! Grab that brass ring! Dance like nobody's watching, and all that jazz! This design features a drawing of a cute, pretty red dress hanging on a hanger, and the text in a modern script font: Life is short. Wear the red!

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Tote Bag

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Poster

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Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones Button

Vintage darkly humorous black and white image of a skeleton couple, one facing front, the other facing back, seemingly holding hands and looking into each other's eyes, as though they are about to begin a dance. Each anatomically correct skeleton is diagrammed with numbered bones, at one time possibly used in a science laboratory of old, or a classroom receiving a lesson in the human skeletal system. Designs available in both black on white, and white on black.

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake, I mean fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! Say it with a button (in sizes small to colossal)! This even has a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake in the design. Is your mouth watering yet?

I Love Fruitcake Button

Well, did you intend that pun or not? Are you trying to be punny, I mean, funny? I am a word nerd so I know when word play is happening and when it's not. Usually. I'd better find a word lover and get clear here. Be right back. Oh, this is a cool button, BTW.

Pun Intended, Wait, No Pun Intended Button

Bessie and Nellie, the Holstein-Friesian dairy cows, are surprised to meet you. Greetings, cow lovers!

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Button

Cute, funny photo of a pile of Halloween candy corn with a cat's angry green eyes looking, and brown ears poking through. The sentiment, "Happy Halloween! (Meow!)," which is customizable, of course! The kitty looks a little annoyed, like she didn't really mean to get stuck in a pile of candy corn. Maybe it isn't her favorite candy anymore. Boo! Here she is on a square button. Think,  easy costume.

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween Button

What is the opposite of nonchalant? Chalant, I guess. Meh. Do I look like I care? Read my button.

Nonchalant | Chalant AF Button

Not All Who Wander… With Your Punchline Funny Button

Not all who wander are lost… they're just looking for the bathroom. Or a good picnic spot, or a good cup of coffee. Or make it specific to an event you're attending: They're just looking for the Joneses’ house. You can leave it as is or add your own punchline. This design features a pretty mountain meadow and path (from the artwork of Terriana on iStock.com), two different whimsical fonts, and some funny icons, all in various shades of evergreen. Fun for hikers and wanderers, or homebodies who like a good laugh.

Not All Who Wander… With Your Punchline Funny

In this closeup photo, as a romantic expression of true love, someone has placed a handmade heart on a beach and somehow strung it with tiny lights that sparkle from its spot in the sand, while clear blue waves rush behind. What sweeter way to tell your valentine your love is complete, than to gift them with this unique heart shaped paperweight?  [Photo by Steve Halama on Unsplash]

Sparkling Heart on Beach, Unique Romantic Photo Paperweight

Ever heard "Do what you love and the money will follow"? Of course, it's not that easy, even when you follow instructions exactly. You still may end up waiting a long time for that money. Here's a funny parody of that famous saying, on a greeting card (punch line on the inside), featuring a very cute black and white cat.

"Do what you love" Satire, Funny Card

Crochet is the answer, and I don't even care what the question was. You understand if you love to crochet. Here's a cute design featuring trendy typography of the popular meme, and drawings of three colorful balls of yarn, with crochet hook and all.

Crochet Is the Answer, What Was the Question? T-Shirt

Dress up your desk with a beautiful tissue like design of water color splashes of pastel green and blue, sprinkled with tiny gold triangle sparkles, awash in calm. Includes an inspiring quote about work, to enjoy or customize.

Desk Decor, Green Blue Gold Sparkling Waves Paperweight

Valentine's Day Viva Magenta, Hearts, Photo Card

Valentine's Day Viva Magenta with Hearts Magnet

Valentine's Day Viva Magenta and Colorful Hearts Rectangular Sticker

Valentine's Day Viva Magenta, Hearts, and Photo Holiday Postcard

On these pleasing holiday items is "Happy Valentine's Day" in a fanciful font, in the 2023 Color of the Year, Viva Magenta, on a field of hand-drawn hearts of complementary colors.

Valentine's Day Viva Magenta

In Love/Hate with AutoCorrect Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Lead Me Not Into Temptation Funny Quote Coffee Mug

Oxford Comma Not Coma with Retro Ladies Coffee Mug

If a Tree Falls in a Forest Funny Chihuahua Coffee Mug

I'd Like to Help You Out Funny Quote Coffee Mug

Exercising vs. Not Exercising Funny Quote Coffee Mug

Funny, sarcastic quotes, jokes, and sayings on mugs. Each one is illustrated with an equally hilarious illustration and fitting font. These would make great gifts for friends, family, coworkers. As long as they have a sense of humor! Check back for new designs!


Funny Mugs

Where do you stand on the issue of outdoor cats vs indoor cats? It's indoor only for my kitty. Aside from her longer average lifespan, there is a long list of reasons she's safer and happier than an outdoor cat. And the wildlife outside is protected from her! So here is a minimalist way of showing my vote for "indoor only," with a simple cat drawing in place of the letter "y." If your cat is indoor only too, maybe you would like this fun, cute typographic design.

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Button

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Button

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