What are you waiting for? Go ahead and wear the red dress! Life is too short to choose the boring dress. Go for it! Live a little! Carpe diem! Grab that brass ring! Dance like nobody's watching, and all that jazz! This design features a drawing of a cute, pretty red dress hanging on a hanger, and the text in a modern script font: Life is short. Wear the red!

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! T-Shirt

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What are you waiting for? Go ahead and wear the red dress or red t-shirt or ...?! Life is too short to choose the boring one. Go for it! Live a little! Carpe diem! Grab that brass ring! Dance like nobody's watching, and all that jazz! This design features a drawing of a cute, pretty red dress hanging on a hanger, and the text in a modern script font: Life is short. Wear the red!

Not All Who Wander… With Your Punchline Funny T-Shirt

Not all who wander are lost… they're just looking for the bathroom. Or a good picnic spot, or a good cup of coffee. Or make it specific to an event you're attending: They're just looking for the Joneses’ house. You can leave it as is or add your own punchline. This design features a pretty mountain meadow and path (from the artwork of Terriana on iStock.com), two different whimsical fonts, and some funny icons, all in various shades of evergreen. Fun for hikers and wanderers, or homebodies who like a good laugh.

Not All Who Wander… With Your Punchline Funny

Nonchalant | Chalant AF T-Shirt

What is the opposite of nonchalant? Chalant, I guess. Meh. Do I look like I care? Read my button.

Nonchalant | Chalant AF

No Need to Drive Me Crazy Funny Quote T-Shirt

"There's no need to drive me crazy. I'm close enough to walk." A clear, simple -- and very funny -- statement, presented in black and white with a plain, and a little edgy, block font that looks like it was created with one of those label making gadgets. The Mad Hatter is holding forth in the illustration, although the quote isn't really in "Alice," and cars weren't around to drive him anywhere anyway. 

No Need to Drive Me Crazy Funny Quote

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration T-Shirt

Cooking dinner? I'd rather be reading. At work? Definitely rather be reading. Doing just about anything? Picture me curled up with a really good book. Here is a vintage illustration of a woman sitting under a tree, reading, with a pretty country scene in the distance. Who knows what she should have been doing instead? This is the perfect escape and perfect gift for any bookworm you know who would rather be reading than doing just about anything else.

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration

Peach on Earth Funny Christmas Pun T-Shirt

Peach on Earth, Goodwill to all Fruits and Vegetables. Aha, all these years you thought it was "Peace on Earth," etc. OK, that's a thing, too. But if you change the "h" to an "e" you have a totally alternative, punny way to say Happy Holidays that is especially for vegetarians, vegans, and all lovers of healthy fruits and vegetables. Which is just about everybody, if you don't count meat, right? So here are fun, festive products with the Christmas wish colorfully illustrated by said peach and vegetables, in a fun, charming font. Happy Inclusive Holidays!

Peach on Earth Funny Christmas Pun

Dancing Skeletons, Shaw Quote T-Shirt

George Bernard Shaw once said, "If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance." Great advice. So if you have a skeleton or two in your dysfunctional family closet, roll out the dance floor. Here is the quote in some spooky typography, and a vintage graphic of some skeletons dancing in a bony kick line.

Dancing Skeletons, Shaw Quote

If you love to knit, you know that knitting is always the answer, no matter what the question was. Any knitter knows. Here's a cute design featuring trendy typography of the funny message and drawings of three colorful balls of yarn, with knitting needles and all. And it's customizable! Add a name underneath the design. They'll love it!

Knitting Is the Answer, Cute Yarn and Needles T-Shirt

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a left-handed funny coffee mug.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Bookaholic on the Road Coffee Mug

Bookaholic on the Road Giant Coffee Mug

Bookaholic on the Road T-Shirt

Bookaholic on the Road Magnet

I'm a bookaholic on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I'm a bookaholic on the road to the library. In fact, I never even tried to quit, because I love to read! Reading is good for everyone and everything. I have my books in a bookcase because I love to look at them. But there are also stacks of books that won't fit into my bookcase. And I keep them after I've read them! If this sounds familiar to you, you have come to the right place. The design is simple black type on a light background, or white type on dark.

Bookaholic on the Road

"You're the sisters I got to choose." This sweet quote is shown here on a custom best-friends-forever accent throw pillow. There's a cute photo of four BFFs with their arms twined and their hands forming heart shapes--which you can keep or replace with one of your own. If you've been meaning to let your friends know how grateful you are, you might need some of these. Or maybe you just love the photo and want to keep it for yourself! Customize with your own quote and/or photo! And keep looking at this group for more products with this design.

BFFs | Best Friends Forever Sisters Quote

It's been said, I am silently correcting your grammar. Here's an example: some text with lots of grammar errors and typos, which have been edited and  corrected, in black typewriter type with red handwritten proofreader's marks.

Obsessed Proofreader Error Corrections T-Shirt

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope Button

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope, I Hate People T-Shirt

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope, I Hate People Mug

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope, I Hate People Trucker Hat

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope Mug

A misanthrope is somebody who hates people, right? And you've heard about the pop psychology concept of embracing your inner child. So if I am embracing my inner misanthrope, it's like... I hate people, so please go away. I just sound really smart when I say it. Don't you hate that about people?

Embracing My Inner Misanthrope

Cube Sweet Cube | Work Place Humor

Oxford Comma Not Coma with Retro Ladies

You Want It WHEN?

Data Don't Does, Data Do | Data Is Plural

Deadline Schmeadline

Faux Window for No Window

Are you having one of those days at the office? Is your cubicle too small and devoid of windows to the outside world? Join the working crowd. Hopefully, you can relieve some stress with a little laughter, and these office humor products, for yourself or as a gag gift for a co-sufferer.

Work Place Humor

Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself. Sarcastic quote on a funny coffee mug, with a retro lady and her knowing smile. The text is in a pretty script that matches the blue shade of the illustration. Why not make this a gift for your mother, aunt, sister, or friend.

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! T-Shirt

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! T-Shirt

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