What are you waiting for? Go ahead and wear the red dress! Life is too short to choose the boring dress. Go for it! Live a little! Carpe diem! Grab that brass ring! Dance like nobody's watching, and all that jazz! This design features a drawing of a cute, pretty red dress hanging on a hanger, and the text in a modern script font: Life is short. Wear the red!

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What are you waiting for? Go ahead and wear the red dress or red t-shirt or ...?! Life is too short to choose the boring one. Go for it! Live a little! Carpe diem! Grab that brass ring! Dance like nobody's watching, and all that jazz! This design features a drawing of a cute, pretty red dress hanging on a hanger, and the text in a modern script font: Life is short. Wear the red!

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Hey, if Dad says he'll fix it, he will fix it! No need to remind them every six months. OK? OK! Customize this funny dad joke to apply to your father, or Granddad, or George, Georgia, or whomever it is in your family group, as a good-humored gift for Father's Day or a birthday or any day you all need a smile. Here's a good idea: a greeting card to send him/them your love and humorous wishes.

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Hey, if Mom says she'll fix it, she will fix it! No need to remind them every six months. OK? OK! Customize this funny mom joke to apply to your mother, or Grandma, or Margery, Mark, or whomever it is in your friend or family group, as a good-natured gift for Mother's Day or a birthday or any day you all need a smile. Here's a greeting card to make her/their day!

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"I figure, if a girl wants to be a legend, she should go ahead and be one," said Martha Jane Cannary, more famously known as Calamity Jane. Excellent advice and inspirational, encouraging words for girls everywhere, of every age.

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Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connait point. The heart has its reasons that reason does not know. Here is philosopher Blaise Pascal's beautiful, wise quote about love, artistically, typographically presented on a folded greeting card, in a black handwritten brushed font, with an abstract watercolor long-stemmed rosebud alongside. Inside is the customizable greeting.

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Dona Nobis Pacem: Give us Peace, in Latin, the perfect sentiment for the Christmas holiday or for anytime. Here is a holiday card with a typographical design of large, elegant black, dark gray, and light gray letters.

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Are you a mathematician who likes farm animals, specifically chickens? So there's this chicken who can do math like an animal! Here's a vintage picture of her on this funny greeting card, and the mathematics and chicken scratchings of equations she's doing in her head are in the thought bubble on top. Below is an old fashioned looking ribbon label that says "Mathemachicken," making this look like a kind of weird flyer for a circus act. But it's only a math pun in a math joke, the kind a funny math teacher might tell in class. (Note: There's a funny message inside [if I do say so myself], but you can totally change it or erase it if you want.)

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I'm not sure you would call this a play on words. Or a pun. But it is punny, I hope. This poor typographer wanted to fit some type... some words into a space, but there wasn't enough... space. They all fit except one: the "E." In SPACE. So he's left with: I NEED MORE SPAC. Very funny. On a t-shirt.

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For a baby girl or boy who is just so adorable it's unbelievable: Am I adorable or WHAT? in a cute, hand-written font that looks just like it was written by the little person himself or herself. Next time you need a gift for a new baby or baby shower, think of being a hit at the party. Or maybe you just think your own little one is the cutest ever.

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In this closeup photo, as a romantic expression of true love, someone has placed a handmade heart on a beach and somehow strung it with tiny lights that sparkle from its spot in the sand, while clear blue waves rush behind. What sweeter way to tell your valentine your love is complete, than to gift them with this unique heart shaped paperweight?  [Photo by Steve Halama on Unsplash]

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