It's the COVID Era. You'd love to spend this winter in sunny, warm Puerto Vallarta. But No! COVID-19 is keeping you prisoner in your own home. Oh well, you know it's for the best, so you will just have to make do with a backyard vacation this year. Here's a funny flat greeting card to send "Greetings from Puerto Backyarda!"

Puerto Backyarda Cheap Vacation Card

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You'd love to spend this winter in sunny, warm Puerto Vallarta. But No! Your budget is making you come up with cheap vacation plans. So you will just have to make do with a backyard vacation this year. Here's a funny postcard to send "Greetings from Puerto Backyarda!" Customizable addressing info too.

Puerto Backyarda Cheap Vacation Postcard

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It's the COVID era. You'd love to spend this winter in sunny, warm Puerto Vallarta. But No! COVID-19 is keeping you prisoner in your own home. Oh well, you know it's for the best, so you will just have to make do with a backyard vacation this year. Here's a funny greeting card to send "Greetings from Puerto Backyarda!"

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Hey, if Dad says he'll fix it, he will fix it! No need to remind them every six months. OK? OK! Customize this funny dad joke to apply to your father, or Granddad, or George, Georgia, or whomever it is in your family group, as a good-humored gift for Father's Day or a birthday or any day you all need a smile. Here's a good idea: a greeting card to send him/them your love and humorous wishes.

He Will Fix It Funny Dad Joke Card

"I figure, if a girl wants to be a legend, she should go ahead and be one," said Martha Jane Cannary, more famously known as Calamity Jane. Excellent advice and inspirational, encouraging words for girls everywhere, of every age. 

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote Card

What are you waiting for? Go ahead and wear the red dress! Life is too short to choose the boring dress. Go for it! Live a little! Carpe diem! Grab that brass ring! Dance like nobody's watching, and all that jazz! This design features a drawing of a cute, pretty red dress hanging on a hanger, and the text in a modern script font: Life is short. Wear the red!

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Card

Ever heard "Do what you love and the money will follow"? Of course, it's not that easy, even when you follow instructions exactly. You still may end up waiting a long time for that money. Here's a funny parody of that famous saying, on a greeting card (punch line on the inside), featuring a very cute black and white cat.

"Do what you love" Satire, Funny Card

"There's no need to drive me crazy. I'm close enough to walk." A clear, simple -- and very funny -- statement, presented in black and white with a plain, and a little edgy, block font that looks like it was created with one of those label making gadgets. The Mad Hatter is holding forth in the illustration, although the quote isn't really in "Alice," and cars weren't around to drive him anywhere anyway. And here it all is on a greeting card that you can send to friends or family so they will know they might want to keep you at arm's length.

No Need to Drive Me Crazy Funny Quote Card

"Your Footsteps Home" is a poem about the kind of true love you feel in the days when you first meet your partner, to the time when it seems you've been together all your lives: the simple yet deep pleasure you find in the sounds, like a song, of your loved one coming home. Here is a greeting card with the poem, a quatrain by Kate Rowlands Hayes, represented as a piece of art to give to someone you care about very much. [photo by Sergey Pesterev on Unsplash]

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem Card

Simply Begin | Motivational Saying Canvas Print

Simply Begin | Inspiring Saying Plaque

Simply Begin | Motivational Saying Poster

Simply Begin | Motivational Saying Magnet

To "simply begin" is sometimes the hardest part of the creation process. On the other hand, those words can motivate you to relax, let all your excuses fall away, and get started, take the first step forward. Here are those simple words of advice, in a typographical design of two lines of text in a unique handwritten, brushed font.

Simply Begin | Motivational Saying

Monster Funny Fun for Kids Drawstring Bag

Monster Funny Fun For Kids Printed Backpack

A bright yellow-green backpack awaits, decorated with playful, fun funny cartoon monsters for young kids, with googly eyes, dancing legs, and friendly waving arms. A red monster bus full of adorable blue, green, purple, orange, and yellow critters has a place to feature a child's first name, and three of them reappear and frolic playfully over it. These friendly funny cute cartoon critters are the same as those featured in the "Little Monsters Fun for Kids" collection at k8coGifts, so be sure to match the backpack with a t-shirt or other fun accessory that's available there. Above all, be prepared for lots of funny fun all around and one happy child carrying books and supplies to school or elsewhere on their travels.

Monster Fun for Kids - Backpacks!

The Way to Cabernet Funny Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

The Way to Cabernet Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

The Way to Cabernet Funny Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Do you know the way to Cabernet? A play on the title of a certain iconic tune about the way to San Jose. You might even call it a funny wine quote, because they sure are popular these days. Here's the well-known plea for directions on a tea towel.

The Way to Cabernet Funny Wine Quote

Dress up your desk with a beautiful tissue like design of water color splashes of pastel green and blue, sprinkled with tiny gold triangle sparkles, awash in calm. Includes an inspiring quote about work, to enjoy or customize.

Desk Decor, Green Blue Gold Sparkling Waves Paperweight

Danger: Introvert Sticker

Danger Beware of Introvert Door Sign

Danger Beware of Introvert Sign Button

Danger Beware of Introvert Sign Mug

Danger Beware of Introvert Sign Square Sticker

Hey you, the introvert! You're in your room, doing your best to stay quiet and invisible, but suddenly you hear a knock. Danger! But thank goodness, you remembered to hang your Danger Beware of Introvert sign on the door. You hold your breath, then hear the intruder walking away, and you breathe a sigh of relief. Human contact averted!

Danger Beware of Introvert

I Love to Read with Cute Kitten T-Shirt

I Love to Read with Cute Kitten Faux Canvas Print

I Love to Read with Cute Kitten Large Clock

I Love to Read with Cute Kitten Classic Round Sticker

I Love to Read with Cute Kitten Tote Bag

I Love to Read with Cute Kitten Round Pillow

This cute little kitten says, I Love to Read! Here's an adorable watercolor tabby kitten, adorned with a flower crown of tiny blue flowers and one red ladybug, and doing her very favorite thing: Reading a book! The light blue text matches her blue ribbon bookmarker. All together, it's a soft, lovable image of a child's pure love of reading.

I Love to Read with Cute Kitten

Simple black and white drawing of an optical illusion: the 3-pronged blivet, also known as the poiuyt, impossible trident, or devil's tuning fork. Any geek would love this very cool gift.

Three-Pronged Blivet, Impossible Trident T-Shirt

Ever heard the saying "Be Here Now"? Well, where is "Here" exactly? And, most important, are we there yet? I mean, are we here yet? Stop worrying about the past or the future! It's a deep subject. Drop in sometime. I crack myself up!

Puerto Backyarda Cheap Vacation Card

Puerto Backyarda Cheap Vacation Card

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