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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? A very funny quote, illustrated with a humorous vintage drawing of a man who is clearly in distress, and his dance partner, who would gladly help him right out of the party. Jokingly offered on a large coffee mug for your amusement.

I'd Like to Help You Out Funny Quote Coffee Mug

Here's that silly saying you've been seeing around about cow sightings. Oh come on, admit that you too will announce that there are cows whenever you see them. Any cow lover will do it, without any apology whatsoever. Look! There are cows!

When I See Cows Popular Funny Meme Coffee Mug

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, for an online dating site, filling out a job application, ... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. Short ones. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Mug

Here is a humorous twist on the familiar philosophy question, "If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" The second half of this funny quote is, "a chihuahua 500 miles away will bark at it." Because there always seems to be a little dog barking its high-pitched yap somewhere -- maybe like the cute little dog in the illustration, who appears to be all through barking for now -- even if you don't know what it's barking at. Anyone who has ever suffered through this annoying situation will appreciate having a laugh at it.

If a Tree Falls in a Forest Funny Chihuahua Coffee Mug

Pun Intended, Funny Word Nerd Coffee Mug

Here's a fun, funny design for word nerds: "No Pun Intended" with the "No" crossed out in a bold red scribble. Voila! Pun intended!

Pun Intended, wait, no pun intended

Life Rocks When Your RV Livingroom Rolls Beer Stein

Life Rocks When Your RV Livingroom Rolls Beer Stei Beer Stein

Whether you have a Class A, B, or C mobile home, trailer, camper, or van, when you're on the road and things inside the RV are rolling, life rocks and we're all happy campers. Here is a perky, cheerful text design that includes a cartoon drawing of an orange camper van RV rolling its way to the next RV park.

Life Rocks When Your Livingroom Rolls

It's the COVID Era. You'd love to spend this winter in sunny, warm Puerto Vallarta. But No! COVID-19 is keeping you prisoner in your own home. Oh well, you know it's for the best, so you will just have to make do with a backyard vacation this year. That's it! Puerto Backyarda! It just might work. Here's a fun, funny mug, complete with a picture of that cold beer you're going to have, some sunglasses, and even a cocktail umbrella in the beer can. What could be better?

Puerto Backyarda Cheap Vacation Funny Coffee Mug

Vintage darkly humorous black and white image of a skeleton couple, one facing front, the other facing back, seemingly holding hands and looking into each other's eyes, as though they are about to begin a dance. Each anatomically correct skeleton is diagrammed with numbered bones, at one time possibly used in a science laboratory of old, or a classroom receiving a lesson in the human skeletal system. Here are several romantic skeleton couples, posing all around a coffee mug. Great Halloween gifting material.

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones Mug

Books = Happiness, Love to Read Faux Canvas Print

Books = Happiness, Love to Read T-Shirt

Books = Happiness, Love to Read Wooden Box Sign

Books = Happiness, Love to Read Coffee Mug

It's a simple math problem. Person A has 5 books. They buy 17 more books. What do they have now? Happiness. Person A has happiness. Any book lover, any reading enthusiast who loves to read (!) knows this, deep in her/his/their bones. These awesome products are illustrated with a colorful stack of books, and then a larger stack, arranged on a shelf. The name and pronouns are customizable.

Books = Happiness, Love to Read Quote

Better Grab My Dumbrella Funny Quote Coffee Mug

Better Grab My Dumbrella Funny Quote T-Shirt

Better grab my dumbrella. It's really stupid out there today. Here is a comical drawing of a retro lady in a black dress. She's got an umbrella, and she's thinking of going out, but the thought of the dumb state of the world these days gives her pause. All we can do is try to protect ourselves from the idiotic, rude, annoying, peopley people and carry on. At least there are dumbrellas, coffee, and mugs to drink it out of with humorous, sarcastic sayings and a funny quote here and there to make us laugh and lighten up about the insanity before we go completely insane ourselves.

Better Grab My Dumbrella Funny Quote

Don't Demonize Black Cats! Mug

Don't Demonize Black Cats! T-Shirt

Don't Demonize Black Cats! T-Shirt Tote Bag

Don't Demonize Black Cats! Postcard

Don't demonize black cats! The Humane Society says: Don't be afraid to adopt a black cat during the Halloween season! Because, like Stevie says, superstition ain't the way. Black cats aren't evil or bad luck, or witches' familiars. They're just cats. [Photo by Humberto Arellano on Unsplash]

Don't Demonize Black Cats!

Blue Mountains Photography, Motivational Quote Desk Mat

Blue Mountains Photography, Life Journey Quote Desk Mat

Blue Mountains Photography, Be Here Now Quote Desk Mat

Inspire your desk work with a mat that features stunning nature photography. This desk mat creates a breathtaking blue mountains landscape with a subtly located motivational quote to help you be creative and stay energized. It's the perfect office decor for any nature photography lover. [Photo: Sergey Pesterev on unsplash.com]

Blue Mountains Photography,

Say "I love you" in no uncertain terms: Off white neon on a bright red and subdued black background: It's you, it's always been. Here it is on a glossy poster, photograph by Raj Eiamworakul on Unsplash.

It's Always Been You | Red Neon Romance Photo Poster

Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connait point. The heart has its reasons that reason does not know. Here is philosopher Blaise Pascal's beautiful, wise quote about love, artistically, typographically presented on a light gray textured paper background, in a black handwritten brushed font, with an abstract watercolor long-stemmed rosebud alongside. The background texture gives this simple poster the look of a watercolor painting.

The Heart Has Its Reasons French Love Quote Poster

If you love to crochet, then crocheting is always your answer, no matter what the question was. Huh? Well, you understand if you're a crocheter. Here's a cute design featuring the trending quote in fun typography and drawings of three colorful balls of yarn, with a crochet hook poking out of one.

I'd Like to Help You Out Funny Quote Coffee Mug

I'd Like to Help You Out Funny Quote Coffee Mug

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