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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? A very funny quote, illustrated with a humorous vintage drawing of a man who is clearly in distress, and his dance partner, who would gladly help him right out of the party. Jokingly offered on a large coffee mug for your amusement.

I'd Like to Help You Out Funny Quote Coffee Mug

The History of Calm Down Funny Mug

Never in the history of calm down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down. It usually results in "Don't you tell me to calm down! I'm perfectly calm! You calm down!" Or something just as grown up. For your enjoyment (or reference), here are the official statistics of calm, immortalized on several color options of a funny mug.

The History of Calm Down Funny

No more deadlines for you, now that you're retired! No more boss breathing down your neck, no more clock ticking menacingly. Or maybe you do have the boss and the clock ticking, but you just aren't going to let the due date worry you. Either way, say it with me: Deadline Schmeadline!

Deadline Schmeadline | Funny Retirement Mug

Don't demonize black cats! The Humane Society says: Don't be afraid to adopt a black cat during the Halloween season! Because, like Stevie says, superstition ain't the way. Black cats aren't evil or bad luck, or witches' familiars. They're just cats. [Photo by Humberto Arellano on Unsplash]

Don't Demonize Black Cats! Mug

Cute, funny photo of a pile of Halloween candy corn with a cat's angry green eyes looking, and brown ears poking through. The sentiment, "Happy Halloween! (Meow!)," which is customizable, of course! The kitty looks a little annoyed, like she didn't really mean to get stuck in a pile of candy corn. Maybe it isn't her favorite candy anymore. Boo! Here she is on a silly Halloween mug.

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween Coffee Mug

Hey, I was told there would be a handbasket! First we thought 2020 was the worst year on record. Then 2021 was only a slight improvement. Even now Covid is still lurking, and it's only one thing on the world's long list of worries. Time for some levity, even if it is on the sarcastic, cynical side. If we do all go to Hell in a handbasket, at least we can laugh about it on the way down.

To Hell in a Handbasket Meme Coffee Mug

Earth Without Art Is Just Eh Coffee Mug

Earth without art is just eh. The favorite popular meme and word play about a world without art --- not a very nice place. In bursts of color and a playful font. All artists and art lovers know this is true. Why not give yourself or a friend the gift of art?

Earth Without Art Is Just Eh

Popular meme on a funny mug: Can I call you back in a few cups of coffee? Featuring a retro drawing of a sleepy (possibly hungover) woman talking on a vintage phone. On the reverse side of the mug is a copy of the illustration with a customized name in matching font, which is a cute, semi messy hand written script. Great gift for "not a morning person" friends who need a couple cups of coffee before they can function in the morning.

Can I Call You Back After Coffee Funny Coffee Mug

Carve Your Initials on Bench | Romantic  Postcard

Carve Your Initials on This Bench | Romantic Poster

Carve Your Initials on This Bench | Romantic Wood Wall Art

Carve Your Initials on This Bench | Romantic Card

Beautiful photo of a weathered wooden bench on a mountainside, with two lovers' initials carved into a board of the back. Personalize this postcard with your own initials and those of a loved one, or send it to a couple of love birds you care about.

Carve Your Initials on this bench | romantic

Thanksgiving Table, Rustic Wood Paper Plates

Thanksgiving Table, Rustic Wood Paper Dinner Napkins

Thanksgiving Table, Rustic Wood Cloth Placemat

Thanksgiving Table, Rustic Wood Serving Tray

Thanksgiving Table, Rustic Wood Laminated Placemat

A lovely symbol of Thanksgiving bounty to be thankful for: pumpkin, apples, berries, and nuts, scattered with fall leaves, all on a rustic wood background.

Thanksgiving Table, Rustic Wood

Where do you stand on the issue of outdoor cats vs indoor cats? It's indoor only for my kitty. Aside from her longer average lifespan, there is a long list of reasons she's safer and happier than an outdoor cat. And the wildlife outside is protected from her! So here is a minimalist way of showing my vote for "indoor only," with a simple cat drawing in place of the letter "y." If your cat is indoor only too, maybe you would like this fun, cute typographic design.

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography Bowl

Blush Pink Watercolor Hearts and Stripes Pattern Wireless Charger

Blush Pink Watercolor Hearts and Stripes Pattern Keychain

Blush Pink Watercolor Hearts and Stripes Pattern Tote Bag

Blush Pink Watercolor Hearts and Stripes Photo Keychain

Blush Pink Watercolor Hearts and Stripes Chocolate Covered Oreo

A pretty pattern of watercolor blush pink hearts on the top half, and vertical stripes on the bottom half, all on a white background. A white ribbon divides the two halves, and a customized name or other text, in a matching pink, goes on top of the ribbon. Add your better half's name for a touch of love. The font is a modern, loosely handwritten script that slightly overlaps "outside the line." It's a light-hearted, cute design for a free-spirited, confident person. Perfect for a Valentine's Day gift or wedding or engagement!

Blush Pink Watercolor Hearts and Stripes

A classic black and gold stripe with dashes--sort of like a freeway--necktie-like design with an elegant, decidedly masculine vibe, for when you want something "no frills" and "no nonsense" to carry your gear in. 

Black and Gold Stripes&Dashes Masculine Printed Backpack

Be Nice Kindness Message T-Shirt

Be Nice Kindness Message Button

Be Nice Kindness Message Sticker

Be Nice Kindness Message Classic Round Sticker

Here's a good message to spread around: Be nice. Seems simple, and we hear it all the time, but a reminder to follow the Golden Rule is never out of line, especially in times when bullying is sadly a problem. Here is the positive quote, simply stated in a paint brush like font.

Be Nice Kindness Message

She Will Fix It Funny Mom Joke Card

She Will Fix It Funny Mom Joke Faux Canvas Print

She Will Fix It Funny Mom Joke T-Shirt

She Will Fix It Funny Mom Joke Magnet

She Will Fix It Funny Mom Joke Mug

She Will Fix It Funny Mom Joke Postcard

Hey, if Mom says she'll fix it, she will fix it! No need to remind them every six months. OK? OK! Customize this funny mom joke to apply to your mother, or Grandma, or Margery, Mark, or whomever it is in your friend or family group, as a good-natured gift for Mother's Day or a birthday or any day you all need a smile. 

I'd Like to Help You Out Funny Quote Coffee Mug

I'd Like to Help You Out Funny Quote Coffee Mug

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