Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive mug for coffee or a spicy holiday drink.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Mug

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive wine labels for wine gifts or party supplies! Cheers!

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Wine Label

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a rustic wooden box sign, a great gift for a friend who likes the great outdoors.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive fridge magnet.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Magnet

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive apron.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Adult Apron

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive kitchen towel. What a fun give for your funniest friends!

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive tote bag.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Large Tote Bag

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a handy wine gift bag.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Quote Wine Gift Bag

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Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive throw pillow.


Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Throw Pillow

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a pretty ceramic coaster for a holiday party or as a festive gift.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Stone Coaster

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Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a holiday postcard.

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive Christmas gift.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Postcard

Is the proverbial glass half full or proverbially half empty? That is the question. And the answer, of course, is full! Here is The Cabernet Cat, holding a half-full glass (the top half!) of his favorite red wine, and raising it to you. He hopes your glass, the wine glass in particular, is always full, all year through, and that you and yours are well, safe, and happy. Cheers!

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Postcard

I've been shopping here for so long, by now you'd think the wine would just know to come out of the store when I honk. This funny quote about wine features that rascal cartoon black cat, The Cabernet Cat, wearing his signature sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. It's all surrounded by burgundy colored hand-drawn stars, adding to the mid-century style. Even the font has a retro quality. Wine-loving cat fans who appreciate vintage style and funny wine sayings will love getting this humorous postcard in the mail.

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat Postcard

Do you know the way to Cabernet? The Cabernet Cat, wearing sunglasses, even inside, and holding his trademark glass of red, is asking for a friend, because of course he knows his way around a glass of his favorite red wine. He also knows the song this funny wine pun is based on: a certain tune about the way to San Jose? So here they are on a postcard.

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Postcard

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Postcard

Happy Hallowine! You heard it correctly: Hallo-Wine! What else would The Cabernet Cat say at Halloween time? Time to come up with some really scary puns and creepy costumes! The C.C. favors his tried-and-true hockey goalie mask. Good for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating, or being scary when you answer the doorbell and give out the candy. It's all lots of funny, creepy fun! Happy Halloween!

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun

I'm drinking the blood of my enemies! Bwaa haa haaa! [VERY SCARY!] But don't worry [JK] It's wine! Gotcha! Here's a new Halloween cartoon from The Cabernet Cat, and for frightening fun, he's dressed up as a wizard wearing a pointy purple hat with yellow stars and moons. {{SHIVER!}}

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Postcard

"Here's to the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget." It's one of The Cabernet Cat's favorite wine toasts. Is it yours? Presto! We're friends!

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Postcard

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Fooled ya! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas wine quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your Rosé glass and say it with the C.C., "Sleigh all day, then the Rosé!" And in case you forget the words, here they are on a postcard, with fun retro look text, burgundy and pink stars, and the cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday in one of his four(!) Santa chapeaux! And there's space on the back for personalized text from you!

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Postcard

Cats and Wine Feline Fine Wine Pun with Cat Wooden Box Sign

Cats and Wine Feline Fine Wine Pun Wine Gift Bag

Cats and Wine Feline Fine Wine Pun with Cat Stone Coaster

Cats and Wine Feline Fine Wine Pun with Cat Large Tote Bag

Cats and Wine Feline Fine Wine Pun with Cat Thermal Wine Tumbler

Cats and Wine Feline Fine Wine Pun with Cat Mug

Cats and Wine, I'm feline fine. Ouch, a very bad pun from The Cabernet Cat, seen here smirking unapologetically (yes, this is what his smirk looks like), holding a glass of his favorite red. You have to love a quirky cool black kitty who drinks wine and makes bad puns.

Cats and Wine Feline Fine Wine Pun with Cat

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast T-Shirt

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Wine Gift Bag

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Kitchen Towel

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Square Paper Coaster

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Napkins

"Here's to the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget." It's one of The Cabernet Cat's favorite wine toasts. Is it yours? Presto! You're friends! Here are lost of products that celebrate friends with a toast!

Here's to the Nights Wine Toast

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats Napkins

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats Adult Apron

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats Postcard

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats T-Shirt

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats Stemless Wine Glass

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats Magnet

The Cabernet Cat, holding his signature glass of red wine, is entertaining a gray kitty friend, holding a glass of white, and good times are being had! Good friends, good wine, good times. Isn’t that the way the wine quote goes? Cheers! Here's to good friends!

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Tote Bag

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Wine Label

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Stemless Wine Glass

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Wine Gift Bag

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood T-Shirt

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood Adult Apron

Happy Halloween (Well, maybe not so much for the cat)! But how did THIS happen? The Cabernet Cat has lost his head and is holding it in his hand! What a scary blood dripping mess! And of course the blood is red wine colored, not your typical blood red. Spooky creepy wishes for a frightening Halloween!

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Mug

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Napkins

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Cat Stemless Wine Glass

I make wine disappear. What's your superpower? Here's the Cabernet Cat all ready to fly through the air with ease, in his wine colored goggles and matching cape. And poof! There goes his wine again. He, some burgundy stars, and a fairly sarcastic wine quote are seen here, for your next gathering of wine superheroes perhaps.

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat

Love Like Wine Valentine

You're My Riesling for Living

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine

I'm On Cloud Wine Funny Love Wine Quote

We Ferment to Be Together

Love Sweet Love! It's about Valentine's Day here, and all the wine quotes about love that go with it, on cards, gifts, apparel ... chocolate! These designs are also perfect just anytime love is in the air!


Valentine's Day (Wine Quotes About Love)

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Gift Bag

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote Adult Apron

Nothing says "I Mean Business" like using a cart at the wine store. And the Cabernet Cat always means business when he's buying wine. Our favorite cartoon black cat wearing his dark glasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine approves.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Postcard

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Postcard

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