Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a holiday postcard.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Postcard

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a rustic wooden box sign, a great gift for a friend who likes the great outdoors.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive mug for coffee or a spicy holiday drink.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Mug

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive tote bag.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Large Tote Bag

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a set of stemless wine glasses! Cheers!

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Stemless Wine Glass

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a pretty ceramic Christmas ornament for a holiday party or as a festive gift.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Ceramic Ornament

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive apron.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Adult Apron

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive fridge magnet.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Magnet

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive wine labels for wine gifts or party supplies! Cheers!

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Wine Label

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a pretty ceramic coaster for a holiday party or as a festive gift.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Stone Coaster

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Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a handy wine gift bag.

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive Christmas gift.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Quote Wine Gift Bag

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Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she only drinks white wine), having a conversation with herself at a party: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one day. The other part says don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Wine Gift Bag

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font. Looking great on this handy wine gift bag.

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

Cabernet Cat Fan Pattern Wine Gift Bag

Winery Hopping With The Cabernet Cat Wine Gift Bag

A selection of fun items to show your love and support of The Cabernet Cat. Thank you!

Cabernet Cat Fan Merch

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Wine is cheaper than dinner for two. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine, and offering this lovely, sort-of-romantic Valentine's Day poem on a handy wine gift bag.

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for 2 Valentine Wine Gift Bag

"I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle," says this hand drawn, retro, hipster black cat known as The Cabernet Cat. He likes to think he has a funny wine quote for every occasion, be it a Ladies Night wine party, a reception for your winery's new gift shop and wine tasting bar, or a quiet evening at home with you, your cat, and a glass of your favorite red. Here's the uber popular funny wine quote on a handy wine gift bag.

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote Cat Wine Gift Bag

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. Clearly there is room for more wine. Here is a retro, hip black cat (the Cabernet Cat) wearing his signature sunglasses, holding his glass of red wine, and settling that silly argument once and for all. The text is in a funny vintage font, and there are burgundy stars all around. The Cat and funny quote are all on a handy wine gift bag.

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

I'm on Cloud Wine! Everybody has felt this at some point in their life, we hope! OK, some people say "Cloud Nine." Either way, something good happens and it feels pretty great. In this case, The Cabernet Cat is thinking L-O-V-E Love. On Valentine's Day or any day. So here he is, actually up in the clouds, sitting on a real-life cloud! With little wine-colored hearts floating around. This is something REALLY good. And here is a handy wine gift bag!

I'm On Cloud Wine Funny Love Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Napkins

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Square Paper Coaster

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Wooden Box Sign

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Coffee Mug

People say I look at life through rosé colored glasses. But I don't see it. That's with an accent on the "e" by the way, and rosé wine, not pink champagne. I hope I'm not being confusing. I was going for punny.

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Mug

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat T-Shirt

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Wine Label

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Ceramic Ornament

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Tote Bag

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Stone Coaster

Here's that party guy again, the Cabernet Cat, with his Santa Claus hat and his glass of wine, this time a white instead of a Cabernet, because today it's all about Chardonnay (hey hey)! Say it with him: Saluté and a Chardonnay! A funny wine quote heard often at Christmas holiday parties. Here the design can be seen on lots of items, with fun retro text, burgundy star decorations, and the black cartoon cat himself, dressed for the season in a red hat with fuzzy white trim.

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat

Love Like Wine Valentine

You're My Riesling for Living

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine

I'm On Cloud Wine Funny Love Wine Quote

We Ferment to Be Together

Love Sweet Love! It's about Valentine's Day here, and all the wine quotes about love that go with it, on cards, gifts, apparel ... chocolate! These designs are also perfect just anytime love is in the air!


Valentine's Day (Wine Quotes About Love)

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween

Funny wine drinking designs for Halloween from The Cabernet Cat and cousin Blanca! Wooooo-Oooooo!

Halloween Wine Quotes

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Wine Gift Bag

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat T-Shirt

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Napkins

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Stone Coaster

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a wacky vintage font.

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat

Here's to the Nights Wine Toast

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat

The wine quotes in this collection are not meant to be eaten for breakfast. But they can be used for toasting, as in, Cheers! or Salut! or Chin Chin! 

Wine Quotes for Toasting

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Funny Wine Gift Bag

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Adult Apron

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Postcard

What if we run out of wine?! What if this is actually the last bottle of wine in the house?! In the WORLD!! That's right. It's called NOVINOPHOBIA: the fear of running out of wine. And it's nothing to laugh about. But it does make a very funny wine quote to put on a fun gift. Here's the humorous red wine drinking Cabernet Cat to remind you to always stay stocked up with your favorite wine.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Quote Wine Gift Bag

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Quote Wine Gift Bag

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