Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a holiday postcard.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Postcard

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive kitchen towel. What a fun give for your funniest friends!

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive throw pillow.


Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Throw Pillow

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive apron.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Adult Apron

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive fridge magnet.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Magnet

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a pretty ceramic coaster for a holiday party or as a festive gift.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Stone Coaster

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive tote bag.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Large Tote Bag

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a pretty ceramic Christmas ornament for a holiday party or as a festive gift.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Ceramic Ornament

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a rustic wooden box sign, a great gift for a friend who likes the great outdoors.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a handy wine gift bag.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Quote Wine Gift Bag

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Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive mug for coffee or a spicy holiday drink.

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive Christmas gift.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Mug

"Here's to the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget." It's one of The Cabernet Cat's favorite wine toasts. Is it yours? Presto! We're friends!

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Mug

Blanca, the Cabernet Cat's white wine drinking cousin, went out to get a few things at the market, but when she got back home... "Oops! Did I buy Prosecco instead of milk ... again?" she moans. It happens often. But alas, what is there to do but enjoy the lovely bubbly? Would this be a carpe diem moment? Whatever it is, Blanca will have a pleasant time pondering the funny wine situation. Here is a cute mug featuring the funny wine quote. 

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again Coffee Mug

I'm drinking the blood of my enemies! Bwaa haa haaa! [VERY SCARY!] But don't worry [JK] It's wine! Gotcha! Here's a new Halloween cartoon from The Cabernet Cat, and for frightening fun, he's dressed up as a wizard wearing a pointy purple hat with yellow stars and moons. {{SHIVER!}}

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat Coffee Mug

Cats and Wine, I'm feline fine. Ouch, a very bad pun from The Cabernet Cat, seen here smirking unapologetically (yes, this is what his smirk looks like), holding a glass of his favorite red. You have to love a quirky cool black kitty cat who drinks wine and makes bad puns. Here it is on a punny mug.

Cats and Wine Feline Fine Wine Pun with Cat Mug

Here's that party guy again, the Cabernet Cat, with his Santa Claus hat and his glass of wine, this time a white instead of a Cabernet, because today it's all about Chardonnay (hey hey)! Say it with him: Saluté and a Chardonnay! A funny wine quote heard often at Christmas holiday parties. Here the design can be seen on a mug, with fun retro text, burgundy star decorations, and the black cartoon cat himself, dressed for the season in a red hat with fuzzy white trim.

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Mug

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends, and this mug might be just the thing. It has the funny cat wine saying with a bonus on the other side: (This might be Pinot Grigio.) So you can cross that off your shopping list. You're welcome. XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Coffee Mug

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote T-Shirt

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Stone Coaster

Gewurztraminer! Gezundheit! Funny Cat Wine Gift Bag

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Square Square Paper Coaster

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Napkins

Two cat friends, one grey and one black, go into a bar. The grey cat shouts his order gleefully: Gewürztraminer! The black cat and the bartender look at each other, then back at the grey and say, simultaneously: Gesundheit! Here are the Cabernet Cat and his grey friend, holding glasses of red wine and white wine, respectively, and apparently the C.C. has never heard of this variety of white wine before, incorrectly believing his friend has just sneezed. Oh boy! If you're partial to this particular German white wine, here is the funny quote cartoon just for you.

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Napkins

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Magnet

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

"I'm a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I become." You can see by the smile on the Cabernet Cat's face and the rose in his teeth that this funny wine quote is only one of many he has up his furry sleeve. He's liable to start dancing on a table pretty soon!

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Poker Cards

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Wine Label

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Magnet

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Napkins

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat T-Shirt

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat T-Sh T-Shirt

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Mug

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Large Tote Bag

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a fun, funny wine gift for a yoga classmate or anyone who wear yoga pants. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Mug

Make Wine Disappear Superpower with Cat Wine Gift Bag

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Napkins

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

I make wine disappear. What's your superpower? Here's the Cabernet Cat all ready to fly through the air with ease, in his wine colored goggles and matching cape. And poof! There goes his wine again. He, some burgundy stars, and a fairly sarcastic wine quote are seen here, for your next gathering of wine superheroes perhaps.

Make Wine Disappear Superpower Quote with Cat

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Wine Gift Bag

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Large Tote Bag

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Stone Coaster

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Napkins

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Magnet

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? T-Shirt

If you had to choose between drinking wine every day and having a million dollars, would you choose red, white, or rosé? That's easy. Red, of course. Who needs all that money, am I right? Pretty sure The Cabernet Cat would agree.

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun Square Paper Coaster

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun Wine Label

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun Wine Gift Bag

Everything Happens for a Riesling Thermal Wine Tumbler

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun Faux Canvas Print

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun Kitchen Towel

Everything happens for a Riesling! This punny wine quote is for white wine lovers, which you may find strange, coming from The Cabernet Cat. Well, this is actually Blanca, the C.C.'s cousin, who drinks only white wines. So if you prefer white wines, like Riesling, to reds, this design's for you. Cheers!

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Mug

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Mug

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