Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests! And just in case, here's a cool, star-studded kitchen towel to have on display.

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Kitchen Towel

Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests! And just in case, here's a deck of classic playing cards to spice things up.

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Playing Cards

Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests!

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat T-Shirt

Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests! Here's a handy wine gift bag.

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Wine Gift Bag

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Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests! (And don't forget the coasters. (These paper coasters are very nice.))

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Square Paper Coaster

Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests! (And don't forget supplies. (These stemless wine glasses are very nice.))

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests! (And don't forget the coasters. (Stone coasters are classy.))

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Stone Coaster

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Coffee Mug

Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests! And just in case, here's a fun apron to spice things up while you're entertaining.

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Adult Apron

Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests! Just in case, here is a unisex t-shirt, perfect for entertaining a wine enthusiast or two.

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Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Postcard

I'm on Cloud Wine! Everybody has felt this at some point in their life, we hope! OK, some people say "Cloud Nine." Either way, something good happens and it feels pretty great. In this case, The Cabernet Cat is thinking L-O-V-E Love. On Valentine's Day or any day. So here he is, actually up in the clouds, sitting on a real-life cloud! With little wine-colored hearts floating around. This is something REALLY good.

I'm on Cloud Wine Cabernet Cat Postcard

"I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle," says this hand drawn, retro, hipster black cat known as The Cabernet Cat. He likes to think he has a funny wine quote for every occasion, be it a Ladies Night wine party, a reception for your winery's new gift shop and wine tasting bar, or a quiet evening at home with you, your cat, and a glass of your favorite red. Maybe today you're going to mail this excellent postcard to a friend or loved one.

Rescued Some Wine Funny Quote with Black Cat Postcard

Zinvincible: That fleeting feeling that one is ready to take on the world after drinking just one glass of Zinfandel. Who needs a suit of armor? Or a flashy superhero outfit? All The Cabernet Cat needs is one glass of this favorite red wine. (One of his favorites, that is. Cabernet will always be #1 on that list.) Get ready to feel Zinvincible!

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Wine Quote Postcard

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a postcard, our most popular item!

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Postcard

Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself. Here's a punny postcard.

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Postcard

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, The Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is a funny postcard, complete with source note.

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Postcard

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Wine is cheaper than dinner for two. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine, and offering this lovely, sort-of-romantic Valentine's Day poem on a fun greeting card.

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Postcard

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun

Wine for Mother's Day

This Mother's Day, give your mam, mom, or mum a bottle of her favorite wine. After all, you're probably the reason she drinks! New collection: "It's your turn to wine!" More designs are coming, so stay tuned!
  

Mother's Day Wine Quotes

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Wooden Box Sign

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat T-Shirt

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Stone Coaster

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Wine Gift Bag

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Adult Apron

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Fooled ya! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas wine quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your Rosé glass and say it with the C.C., "Sleigh all day, then the Rosé!" And in case you forget the words, here they are on lots of products, with fun retro look text, burgundy and pink! stars and gold, and the cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday in one of his four Santa chapeaux!

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat Throw Pillow

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Happy New Year Funny Cat with Champagne Stone Coaster

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat Postcard

Happy New Year Funny Cat with Champagne Wooden Box Sign

There's an endless number of wise and funny quotes about bringing in the new year. Here's one from the Cabernet Cat: "How many glasses of champagne have I had, and how did I get here?" But let's not get too philosophical. There are so many things to worry about these days; let's focus on something good, like drinking some lovely bubbly sparkling wine! Here's to better times ahead! Happy New Year to all from The Cabernet Cat!

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat

You've probably seen or heard the popular wine quotes in this collection before. If they're some of your favorites, you're not alone. They're classic!


Classic Wine Quotes

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Postcard

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Wine Label

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Napkins

Two cat friends, one grey and one black, go into a bar. The grey cat shouts his order gleefully: Gewürztraminer! The black cat and the bartender look at each other, then back at the grey and say, simultaneously: Gesundheit! Here are the Cabernet Cat and his grey friend, holding glasses of red wine and white wine, respectively, and apparently the C.C. has never heard of this variety of white wine before, incorrectly believing his friend has just sneezed. Oh boy! If you're partial to this particular German white wine, here is the funny quote cartoon just for you.

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Stemless Wine Glass

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun T-Shirt

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Square Paper Coaster

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Napkins

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Stone Coaster

Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself.

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Postcard

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Postcard

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Other postcards from various stores