I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat in his spiffy chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this handy pot holder. Get cooking, wine lovers!

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Pot Holder

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun kitchen towel.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fancy apron.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Apron

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this cute t-shirt.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun fridge magnet.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Magnet

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this set of paper cocktail napkins.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Napkins

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this classy stone coaster.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this set of six plastic coasters.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Beverage Coaster

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun postcard.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Postcard

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this set of paper coasters.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

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I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun apron.

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun pot holder. Get cooking, wine lovers!

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Adult Apron

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a very funny apron.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Adult Apron

There's an endless number of wise and funny quotes about bringing in the new year. Here's one from Blanca (cousin of the Cabernet Cat): "How many glasses of champagne have I had, and how did I get here?" But let's not get too philosophical. There are so many things to worry about these days; let's focus on something good, like drinking some lovely bubbly sparkling wine! Here's to better times ahead! Happy New Year to all from Blanca and The Cabernet Cat!

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Adult Apron

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font. This cute apron would be perfect for your kitchen or wine bar.

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Adult Apron

I've been shopping here for so long, by now you'd think the wine would just know to come out of the store when I honk. This funny quote about wine features that rascal cartoon black cat, The Cabernet Cat, wearing his signature sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. It's all surrounded by burgundy colored hand-drawn stars. Even the font has a retro quality. Wine-loving cat fans who appreciate vintage mid-century style and funny wine sayings will love this fun apron.

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat Adult Apron

So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool black cat you know and love, on a very nice apron to help keep things light in the kitchen or wine bar.

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Adult Apron

If you had to choose between drinking wine every day and having a million dollars, would you choose red, white, or rosé? That's easy. Red, of course. Who needs all that money, am I right? Pretty sure The Cabernet Cat would agree.

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Adult Apron

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on an apron, perfect for entertaining fellow oenophiles.

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Adult Apron

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Mug

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat T-Shirt

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Wine Label

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Ceramic Ornament

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Tote Bag

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Stone Coaster

Here's that party guy again, the Cabernet Cat, with his Santa Claus hat and his glass of wine, this time a white instead of a Cabernet, because today it's all about Chardonnay (hey hey)! Say it with him: Saluté and a Chardonnay! A funny wine quote heard often at Christmas holiday parties. Here the design can be seen on lots of items, with fun retro text, burgundy star decorations, and the black cartoon cat himself, dressed for the season in a red hat with fuzzy white trim.

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat

I'm On Cloud Wine Funny Love Wine Quote T-Shirt

I'm On Cloud Wine Funny Love Wine Quote Tote Bag

I'm On Cloud Wine Funny Love Wine Quote Wine Bag

I'm On Cloud Wine Funny Love Wine Quote Mug

I'm On Cloud Wine Funny Love Wine Quote Magnet

I'm On Cloud Wine Funny Love Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

I'm on Cloud Wine! Everybody has felt this at some point in their life, we hope! OK, some people say "Cloud Nine." Either way, something good happens and it feels pretty great. In this case, The Cabernet Cat is thinking L-O-V-E Love. On Valentine's Day or any day. So here he is, actually up in the clouds, sitting on a real-life cloud! With little wine-colored hearts floating around. This is something REALLY good.

I'm On Cloud Wine Funny Love Wine Quote

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends Ceramic Ornament

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends Square Paper Coaster

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends T-Shirt

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends Napkins

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends Magnet

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends Adult Apron

There's red wine, white wine, rose, dessert, and sparkling wines. But in the end, the best wines are the ones we drink with friends. Here's The Cabernet Cat and a dear friend sharing some very old wine that The C.C. has been saving for a special occasion. They're raising their glasses to each other and toasting to friendship! Cheers!

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Wine Gift Bag

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast T-Shirt

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Wine Bag

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Kitchen Towel

Here's to the Nights Friends Wine Toast Square Paper Coaster

"Here's to the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget." It's one of The Cabernet Cat's favorite wine toasts. Is it yours? Presto! You're friends! Here are lost of products that celebrate friends with a toast!

Here's to the Nights Wine Toast

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Kitchen Towel

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Tote Bag

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Postcard

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Apron

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Punny Wine Gift Bag

Happy Hallowine! You heard it correctly: Hallo-Wine! What else would The Cabernet Cat say at Halloween time? Time to come up with some really scary puns and creepy costumes! The C.C. favors his tried-and-true hockey goalie mask. Good for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating, or being scary when you answer the doorbell and give out the candy. It's all lots of funny, creepy fun! Happy Halloween!

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's most popular wine quotes, on a coaster set of these four wine sayings: Let's drink wine and judge people; I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine; It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. Clearly there is room for more wine; and I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle. The Cabernet Cat is featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in an attractive case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a wine-loving friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'd be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Popular Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Postcard

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Stone Coaster

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat Kitchen Towel

I'm outdoorsy. I drink wine on the patio. Funny wine quote from a hand drawn retro black cat in his trademark sunglasses--The Cabernet Cat! He's holding a glass of red wine, and his humorous wine saying is in a vintage sixties font.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Adult Apron

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Adult Apron

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