What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on this chic stone coaster of The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. This would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends.

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Stone Coaster

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on this wine tote bag starring The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. This would be a great way to carry your wine offering to the home of a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends.

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Wine Bag

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on this postcard of The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. This would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends.

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Postcard

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on this thermal wine tumbler of The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. You definitely want one of these to take with you to your next beach party!

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on this wine gift box starring The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. This would be a great gift box for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends. It has customizable text and signature to complete the wine love.

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Wine Box

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What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on this cartoon kitchen towel of The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. This would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends.

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Kitchen Towel

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on these paper cartoon cocktail napkins of The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. These would be great gift for a wine drinking party with all your oenophile friends

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Napkins

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on these square paper coasters of The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. This would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends.

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Square Paper Coaster

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on this funny dark-color unisex t-shirt of The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. This would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends.

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat T-Shirt

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on this funny dark-color t-shirt of The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. This would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends.

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What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on this apron of The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. This would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends.

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. One of the products with this design would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends.

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Adult Apron

So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool black cat you know and love, on a very nice apron to help keep things light in the kitchen or wine bar.

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Adult Apron

Nothing says "I Mean Business" like using a cart at the wine store. And the Cabernet Cat always means business when he's buying wine. You are making an excellent choice by putting this funny wine quote on this excellent apron in your shopping cart. Our favorite cartoon black cat wearing his dark glasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine approves.

Nothing Says I Mean Business Funny Wine Quote Adult Apron

Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself. Here's a punny apron!

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Adult Apron

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a fun apron. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Adult Apron

There's an endless number of wise and funny quotes about bringing in the new year. Here's one from Blanca (cousin of the Cabernet Cat): "How many glasses of champagne have I had, and how did I get here?" But let's not get too philosophical. There are so many things to worry about these days; let's focus on something good, like drinking some lovely bubbly sparkling wine! Here's to better times ahead! Happy New Year to all from Blanca and The Cabernet Cat!

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Adult Apron

Cats and Wine, I'm feline fine. Ouch, a very bad pun from The Cabernet Cat, seen here smirking unapologetically (yes, this is what his smirk looks like), holding a glass of his favorite red. You have to love a quirky cool black kitty cat who drinks wine and makes bad puns. Here it is on a punny apron.

Cats and Wine Feline Fine Wine Pun with Cat Adult Apron

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Magnet

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Wine Label

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Napkins

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat Mug

Talking to the Wine Funny Cat T-Shirt

Talking to the Wine Cat Funny Square Paper Coaster

Uh oh, The Cabernet Cat is blowing it with his new Siamese Cat friend: He admits he's talking to his wine about his undying love, not to her. Here's the hilarious evidence in cartoon form, great for a party or for wine bar decor.

Talking to the Wine

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Postcard

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Wine Gift Bag

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Coffee Mug

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Wooden Box Sign

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat T-Shirt

Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests!

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote

Here's to the Nights Wine Toast

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats

These wine sayings are all about wine quotes and sayings about friends and friendship. What better way to celebrate friendship than over a glass of your favorite wine?

Friendship Wine Quotes

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Stone Coaster

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Magnet

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Tote Bag

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool Cabernet Cat you know and love.

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat

It's that time of year again! As holidays go, Christmas is the Big Kahuna, so The Cabernet Cat is on top of it. All kinds of cards to send your wine-loving friends and family members. Coasters, napkins, and such for get-togethers. And, of course, gifts! Whether you are a faithful Christmas person, or just like to take advantage of the festive gaiety of the season to drink wine and do other stuff, here's to you! Cheers! Saluté! Chin Chin! Ho ho ho!

Christmas Wine Quotes

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun T-Shirt

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Magnet

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Wooden Box Sign

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Gift Bag

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Stone Coaster

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Stemless Wine Glass

Do you know the way to Cabernet? The Cabernet Cat, wearing sunglasses, even inside, and holding his trademark glass of red, is asking for a friend, because of course he knows his way around a glass of his favorite red wine. He also knows the song this funny wine pun is based on: a certain tune about the way to San Jose?

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat

Happy New Year wine quotes and best wishes from The Cabernet Cat and Cousin Blanca!

New Year’s Wine Quotes

You're My Riesling for Living Card

You're My Riesling for Living T-Shirt

You're My Riesling for Living Wine Gift Bag

You're My Riesling for Living Wine Label

You're My Riesling for Living Apron

Happy Valentine's Day, all you lovers. Or maybe you're just in love and you want your significant other to know it! Or you need the perfect gift for some friends who are newly in love, or who have been in love for a long, long time. You're getting the idea, right? "You are my Riesling for living!" So raise your wine glass and let's raise a toast to love and to significant others everywhere! And don't forget to customize with the love birds' names!

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Adult Apron

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Adult Apron

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