I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat in his spiffy chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this handy pot holder. Get cooking, wine lovers!

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Pot Holder

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun kitchen towel.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun apron.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Adult Apron

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fancy apron.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Apron

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this cute t-shirt.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun fridge magnet.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Magnet

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this set of paper cocktail napkins.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Napkins

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this classy stone coaster.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun postcard.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Postcard

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this set of paper coasters.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

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I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this set of six plastic coasters.

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun pot holder. Get cooking, wine lovers!

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Beverage Coaster

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's sassiest wine quotes, on a coaster set of these four wine saying favorites: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? I would guess about half an hour; I do yoga every day. Just kidding. I drink wine in my yoga pants; I always keep a bottle of wine for special occasions. Thursday, for example; and I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. The Cabernet Cat et al. are featured on each one, of course, and each has a different colorful photographic background.  The coasters are made of acrylic and come in an attractive, sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a sassy friend, or for yourself! Think how fun the coasters would be on tables as party decor! Look for different coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Sassy Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Napkins

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Magnet

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky.

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Wine Label

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Square Paper Coaster

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Holiday Postcard

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Wooden Box Sign

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Mug

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Holiday Card

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this gift in this wine gift bag to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny t-shirt, which would be a great gift for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for 2 Valentine Wine Gift Bag

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Tote Bag

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Ceramic Ornament

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Hershey®'s Kisses®

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Stemless Wine Glass

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Apron

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Wine is cheaper than dinner for two. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine, and offering this lovely, sort-of-romantic Valentine's Day poem on cute pink products.

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Adult Apron

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Latte Mug

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Postcard

Working From Home Tip: Blowing on the wine in your mug will convince people in your Zoom meeting that it's hot coffee. So here's The Cabernet Cat, holding a coffee mug instead of a wine glass, helpfully demonstrating the technique that came about when Covid was raging in 2020 and '21.

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat

You're My Riesling for Living Magnet

You're My Riesling for Living Paperweight

You're My Riesling for Living Holiday Postcard

You're My Riesling for Living T-Shirt

You're My Riesling for Living Keychain

Happy Valentine's Day, all you lovers. Or maybe you're just in love and you want your significant other to know it! Or you need the perfect gift for some friends who are newly in love, or who have been in love for a long, long time. You're getting the idea, right? "You are my Riesling for living!" So raise your wine glass and let's raise a toast to love and to significant others everywhere! And don't forget to customize with the love birds' names!

You're My Riesling for Living

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Wine Label

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful T-Shirt

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Stone Coaster

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Postcard

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Ceramic Ornament

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Kitchen Towel

When the weather outside is frightful, the wine is so delightful. Sing along: Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! So here's our funny furry friend, that hand-drawn cartoon black cat, the Cabernet Cat, and this time he's dressed for the winter holidays, with green woolen hat, scarf, and mittens to keep him warm. It's even snowing. But no matter the weather, he will always be holding a glass of his favorite red.

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat T-Shirt

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Postcard

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

I do yoga every day. Just kidding! I drink wine in my yoga pants! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, in his yoga pants, on his yoga mat, enjoying some Cabernet, is on a fun, funny wine gift for a yoga classmate or anyone who wear yoga pants. Namasté!

I Do Yoga Every Day Funny Wine Quote with Cat

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Magnet

Wine for Dinner Stemless Wine Glass

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Adult Apron

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote features the Cabernet Cat.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Wine Gift Bag

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Large Tote Bag

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Magnet

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Mug

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Adult Apron

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Stone Coaster

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a wacky vintage font.

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying Wooden Box Sign

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying Stone Coaster

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying Napkins

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying T-Shirt

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying Postcard

Ben Franklin was said to have said, "In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria." Perhaps the point he was making is that water may be healthier for you than either wine or beer, but given the bacteria element involved with water, well, you be the judge. Here's The Cabernet Cat in his professor outfit (graduation headgear and diploma accessory) to relay this very educated, funny Ben Franklin beer quote (wine quote, in our case) for your edification and amusement.

In Wine There Is Wisdom Funny Wine Saying

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Wine Gift Bag

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Square Paper Coaster

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Adult Apron

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat T-Shirt

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat Kitchen Towel

The Cabernet Cat hates New Year's resolutions, and looks for any excuse not to make them. Year after year, this is one of his favorite ways to avoid the annoying tradition at the party: Just as he's starting to declare one... "Oh Look! Champagne!" Works every time!

Oh Look! Champagne! New Year's Cat

Happy Halloween from The Cabernet Cat! Here is a 4-in-1 coaster set, with 4 different designs in 1 set of coasters, alternating black and white backgrounds. Two designs are the "Happy Hallowine" design starring none other than The Cabernet Cat himself, and two are the "Hocus Pocus!" design starring The C.C.'s dear cousin, Blanca! Here's hoping your Halloween is fun-scary with no real-scary surprises. Cheers!

Halloween Hallowine Funny Wine Quote Coaster Set

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again Stone Coaster

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again Coffee Mug

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again Kitchen Towel

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again Postcard

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again Wine Box

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again Large Tote Bag

Blanca, the Cabernet Cat's white wine drinking cousin, went out to get a few things at the market, but when she got back home... "Oops! Did I buy Prosecco instead of milk ... again?" she moans. It happens often. But alas, what is there to do but enjoy the lovely bubbly? Would this be a carpe diem moment? Whatever it is, Blanca will have a pleasant time pondering the funny wine situation. 

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Beverage Coaster

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Beverage Coaster

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