I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat in his spiffy chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this handy pot holder. Get cooking, wine lovers!

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Pot Holder

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun kitchen towel.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun apron.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Adult Apron

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fancy apron.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Apron

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this cute t-shirt.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun fridge magnet.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Magnet

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this classy stone coaster.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this set of six plastic coasters.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Beverage Coaster

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun postcard.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Postcard

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this set of paper coasters.

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

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I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this set of paper cocktail napkins.

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun pot holder. Get cooking, wine lovers!

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Napkins

Happy Valentine's Day, all you lovers. Or maybe you're just in love and you want your significant other to know it! Or you need the perfect gift for some friends who are newly in love, or who have been in love for a long, long time. You're getting the idea, right? "You are my Riesling for living!" Oh yeah, and this is a very punny paper napkin! So raise your wine glass and let's raise a toast to love and to significant others everywhere! And don't forget to customize with the love birds' names!

You're My Riesling for Living Napkins

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying a set of these cocktail napkins. Thank you!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Napkins

Everything happens for a Riesling! This funny wine quote is for white wine lovers, which you may find strange, coming from The Cabernet Cat. Well, this is actually Blanca, the C.C.'s cousin, who drinks only white wines. (And yes, they do look alike. Blanca's humans have a somewhat ironic sense of humor.) So if you prefer white wines, like Riesling, to reds, this very popular wine pun on a set of paper cartoon cocktail napkins is just for you. Cheers!

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun Napkins

I've been shopping here for so long, by now you'd think the wine would just know to come out of the store when I honk. This funny quote about wine features that rascal cartoon black cat, The Cabernet Cat, wearing his signature sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. It's all surrounded by burgundy colored hand-drawn stars. Even the font has a retro quality. Wine-loving cat fans who appreciate vintage mid-century style and funny wine sayings will love this set of paper napkins.

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Cat Napkins

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a set of cocktail napkins.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

"You're HOW old? Poor you!" We're talking major faux pas here, which is VERY unlike The Cabernet Cat! But of course he transforms the awkward situation into a funny one with an adorable PUN! "I mean, POUR YOU a glass of this!" he says, offering to pour from a bottle of cabernet that just happens to be available. Et voila! Situation saved. Here is the punny situation illustrated on a set of very fine cocktail napkins, perfectly matched to the very fine paper coasters.

You're HOW Old? Pour You Punny Wine Quote Napkins

Let's drink wine and judge people! A popular funny quote about our favorite pastimes, wine drinking and people watching (and judging). Here's The Cabernet Cat, a hip retro black kitty wearing sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. He's featured here on a set of paper cocktail napkins, perfect for a friend or family gathering of like-minded wine drinkers.

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Napkins

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Magnet

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat T-Shirt

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Large Tote Bag

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast Stemless Wine Glass

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Wooden Box Sign

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Kitchen Towel

Is the proverbial glass half full or proverbially half empty? That is the question. And the answer, of course, is full! Here is The Cabernet Cat, holding a half-full glass (the top half!) of his favorite red wine, and raising it to you. He hopes your glass, the wine glass in particular, is always full, all year through, and that you and yours are well, safe, and happy. Cheers!

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Holiday Postcard

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Wine Label

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Holiday Card

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Wine Gift Bag

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Kitchen Towel

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Wine Box

Hey, Mam (or Mother, Mom, or Mum)! With me for a kid, you must have endured some whining every so often. OK, make that a whole lot of whining daily. (And add 100 points as needed, per kid.) So as my Mother's Day wish I say, Here's to you! It's your turn to wine! And this kid wants to thank you sincerely for your patience and understanding all these years. You're the best!

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Adult Apron

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Magnet

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

"I'm a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I become." You can see by the smile on the Cabernet Cat's face and the rose in his teeth that this funny wine quote is only one of many he has up his furry sleeve. He's liable to start dancing on a table pretty soon!

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat T-Shirt

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Stone Coaster

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Wine Gift Bag

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Adult Apron

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Fooled ya! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas wine quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your Rosé glass and say it with the C.C., "Sleigh all day, then the Rosé!" And in case you forget the words, here they are on lots of products, with fun retro look text, burgundy and pink! stars and gold, and the cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday in one of his four Santa chapeaux!

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Kitchen Towel

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Mug

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Wine Label

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Ceramic Ornament

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat Wine Gift Bag

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat T-Shirt

Here's that party guy again, the Cabernet Cat, with his Santa Claus hat and his glass of wine, this time a white instead of a Cabernet, because today it's all about Chardonnay (hey hey)! Say it with him: Saluté and a Chardonnay! A funny wine quote heard often at Christmas holiday parties. Here the design can be seen on lots of items, with fun retro text, burgundy star decorations, and the black cartoon cat himself, dressed for the season in a red hat with fuzzy white trim.

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Wine Quote Napkins

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Wine Quote Mug

Zinvincible: That fleeting feeling that one is ready to take on the world after drinking just one glass of Zinfandel. Who needs a suit of armor? Or a flashy superhero outfit? All The Cabernet Cat needs is one glass of this favorite red wine. (One of his favorites, that is. Cabernet will always be #1 on that list.) Get ready to feel Zinvincible!

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Wine Quote

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Sparkling Wine Label

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Stone Coaster

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Adult Apron

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Napkins

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Square Paper Coaster

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne T-Shirt

There's an endless number of wise and funny quotes about bringing in the new year. Here's one from Blanca (cousin of the Cabernet Cat): "How many glasses of champagne have I had, and how did I get here?" But let's not get too philosophical. There are so many things to worry about these days; let's focus on something good, like drinking some lovely bubbly sparkling wine! Here's to better times ahead! Happy New Year to all from Blanca and The Cabernet Cat!

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Napkins

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Napkins

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