No more deadlines for you, now that you're retired! No more boss breathing down your neck, no more clock ticking menacingly. Or maybe you do have the boss and the clock ticking, but you just aren't going to let the due date worry you. Either way, say it with me: Deadline Schmeadline!

Deadline Schmeadline | Funny Retirement Mug

Deadline Schmeadline | Funny Retirement Post-it Notes

Deadline Schmeadline Watch

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Deadline Schmeadline Notepad

It's true: Life is short. What are you going to do, walk around in your normal pants all the time? No! Put on those party pants and enjoy life! Say it on a button: Simple and sans serif, getting right to the point. On this button the "party pants" part is in a circle! It's good advice; spread it around. A "round," get it?

Life Is Short. Wear Your Party Pants. Funny Quote Button

A classic black and gold crossed-stripes with dots, plaid-like design with an elegant, decidedly masculine vibe, for when you want something "no frills" and "no nonsense" to carry your gear in. 

Black and Gold Plaid Masculine Printed Backpack

Do you live in fear of constantly having your grammar corrected? Are you obsessive about correcting grammar and spelling? Maybe you are, or know someone who is an editor or proofreader. They might enjoy this funny error-ridden text with handwritten red corrections made in actual proofreader marks.

Obsessed Proofreader Error Corrections Giant Coffee Mug

All My Love, All For You, Always | Love Quote Postcard

All My Love, All For You, Always | Love Quote Poster

All My Love, All For You, Always | Love Quote Faux Canvas Print

Romantic typography: a sentiment of forever love, simply stated in a pretty script font: All my love, all for you, always.

All My Love, All For You, Always | Love Quote

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween T-Shirt

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween Paper Plates

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween Button

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween Napkins

Cute, funny photo of a pile of Halloween candy corn with a cat's angry green eyes looking, and brown ears poking through. The sentiment, "Happy Halloween! (Meow!)," which is customizable, of course! The kitty looks a little annoyed, like she didn't really mean to get stuck in a pile of candy corn. Maybe it isn't her favorite candy anymore. Boo!

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween

My little brother is a single dad who is always talking about how much he loves and is proud of his son (who is awesome). I think that's pretty great. Love ya, Little Bro.

Love My Kid, Single Dad T-Shirt

Here is a rectangular glass paperweight that you can personalize with your own photo of a loved ones, or anything you wish. Keep someone or something close on your home or office desk, or anywhere in your home.

Your Own Photo in This Paperweight

Cute, hand-drawn doodles of funny cats, and text such as "Cats" and "Meow," in silly black drawings on a white background, funny kitty pattern on these totally cute leggings. Fun to wear for cat lovers.

Cat Doodles, Funny Black and White Kitties Pattern Leggings

Dona Nobis Pacem Elegant Give Us Peace Foil Card

Dona Nobis Pacem Elegant Give Us Peace Flat Card

Dona Nobis Pacem Elegant Give Us Peace Foil Holiday Postcard

You like your holiday cards to be meaningful, yet simply stated. This holiday season, the sentiment foremost on your mind is Dona nobis pacem, Give us peace. Here is that wish expressed in a simple yet bold font design, in shimmering gold, rose gold, or silver foil. Have a peaceful holiday, and spread that wish to your friends and loved ones.

Dona Nobis Pacem Elegant Give Us Peace

Cute Blue Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids Kid's Flip Flops

Cute Blue Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids Hoodie

Cute Blue Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids Door Sign

Cute Blue Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids Throw Pillow

Cute Blue Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids Baby Bodysuit

Cute Blue Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids Baby  Baby Bib

Here's a cute blue monster filled with fun, who has four googly eyes and six waving arms, and wants to be Your Little Monster's funny friend. Whether you're Mom, Dad, Auntie, Uncle, Gran or another family member or friend, you can add the little person's name and your title, and you'll have a totally unique child's custom cartoon gift that's all their own.

Cute Blue Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids

To Pun or Not To Pun, Funny Pun Quote T-Shirt

To Pun or Not To Pun, Funny Pun Quote Poster

To Pun or Not To Pun, Funny Pun Quote  Keychain

Oh, you thought it was "To be or not to be, that is the question." That was Hamlet. This is ... that person who loves puns. So was your pun intended, or was there no pun intended? That is the question.

To Pun or Not To Pun, Funny Pun Quote

Looking for the perfect vintage Christmas card? Here is a lovely idea featuring a charming old-fashioned colorized illustration of two Victorian women chatting at a party, and a flirtatious gentleman guest holding Christmas mistletoe over their heads. Kissing may ensue! Inside is a mistletoe sprig, an old fashioned Christmas wish, and closing with signature. 

Under the Mistletoe

Life Is Short. Wear the tutu. Magnet

Life Is Short. Wear the Tutu. T-Shirt

Life Is Short. Wear the Tutu Coffee Mug

Life Is Short. Wear the tutu. Button

Life Is Short. Wear the tutu. Wooden Box Sign

Come on. You only have a short time on this earth. And you only live once. And, above all, life is short. So the next time you go to the grocery store, live a little. Wear the tutu.

Life Is Short. Wear the tutu

Exercise and Extra Fries Sound Alike Funny Dieting T-Shirt

Exercise and Extra Fries Sound Alike Funny Dieting Coffee Mug

It amazes me how much "exercise" and "extra fries" sound alike. Something to think about as we're doing our morning crunches. Very funny quote about dieting. Does anybody say "diet" anymore?

Deadline Schmeadline Notepad

Deadline Schmeadline Notepad

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