No more deadlines for you, now that you're retired! No more boss breathing down your neck, no more clock ticking menacingly. Or maybe you do have the boss and the clock ticking, but you just aren't going to let the due date worry you. Either way, say it with me: Deadline Schmeadline!

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The History of Calm Down Funny Mug

Never in the history of calm down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down. It usually results in "Don't you tell me to calm down! I'm perfectly calm! You calm down!" Or something just as grown up. For your enjoyment (or reference), here are the official statistics of calm, immortalized on several color options of a funny mug.

The History of Calm Down Funny

What does it mean to embrace the journey of life? Don't obsess about goals, finish lines, and results, but give yourself permission to experiment, make mistakes, get up again. Focus on the path you're on and be OK with who you are right now. This inspiring quote, in minimalist script typography, is on a perfectly simple mug to look at while you're having your morning coffee, perfect for setting you on a positive path.

Embrace the Journey Inspiring Quote Minimalist Two-Tone Coffee Mug

"You're the sisters I got to choose." This sweet quote is on a custom best-friends-forever mug. There's a cute photo of four besties with their arms twined and their hands forming hands hearts--which you can keep or replace with one of your own. If you've been meaning to let your besties know how grateful you are, you might need some of these. Or maybe you just love the photo and want to have it where you can look at it whenever you drink your coffee or tea or...?  Customize with your own photo and/or quote, if you like!

BFFs | Best Friends Forever Sisters Quote Coffee Mug

Life Rocks When Your RV Livingroom Rolls Beer Stein

Life Rocks When Your RV Livingroom Rolls Beer Stei Beer Stein

Whether you have a Class A, B, or C mobile home, trailer, camper, or van, when you're on the road and things inside the RV are rolling, life rocks and we're all happy campers. Here is a perky, cheerful text design that includes a cartoon drawing of an orange camper van RV rolling its way to the next RV park.

Life Rocks When Your Livingroom Rolls

Five by Five is a radio communications expression used in the 1950s that means "loud and clear" [Urban Dictionary]. TV fans have Faith that it's 80s slang for "everything's all right." Either way, this rad coffee mug lets everybody know everything, including you, is awesome. The 80s quote is in a retro font, in bright chartreuse green and purple.

Five by Five in the Awesome Eighties Coffee Mug

Cute, funny photo of a pile of Halloween candy corn with a cat's angry green eyes looking, and brown ears poking through. The sentiment, "Happy Halloween! (Meow!)," which is customizable, of course! The kitty looks a little annoyed, like she didn't really mean to get stuck in a pile of candy corn. Maybe it isn't her favorite candy anymore. Boo! Here she is on a silly Halloween mug.

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween Coffee Mug

The data are... It sounds wrong, but it's right. It's plural; one is a datum. (Unless you're talking about "information"; then it's OK.) ANYWAY, here it is in a plain manuscript typeface that any research scientist would appreciate: a funny, tongue-twisting way of saying, spell it right!

Data Don't Does, Data Do | Data Is Plural Mug

Be Nice Kindness Message T-Shirt

Be Nice Kindness Message Button

Be Nice Kindness Message Sticker

Be Nice Kindness Message Classic Round Sticker

Here's a good message to spread around: Be nice. Seems simple, and we hear it all the time, but a reminder to follow the Golden Rule is never out of line, especially in times when bullying is sadly a problem. Here is the positive quote, simply stated in a paint brush like font.

Be Nice Kindness Message

Better Grab My Dumbrella Funny Quote Coffee Mug

Better Grab My Dumbrella Funny Quote T-Shirt

Better grab my dumbrella. It's really stupid out there today. Here is a comical drawing of a retro lady in a black dress. She's got an umbrella, and she's thinking of going out, but the thought of the dumb state of the world these days gives her pause. All we can do is try to protect ourselves from the idiotic, rude, annoying, peopley people and carry on. At least there are dumbrellas, coffee, and mugs to drink it out of with humorous, sarcastic sayings and a funny quote here and there to make us laugh and lighten up about the insanity before we go completely insane ourselves.

Better Grab My Dumbrella Funny Quote

Here is a humorous twist on the familiar philosophy question, "If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" The second half of this funny quote is, "a chihuahua 500 miles away will bark at it." Because there always seems to be a little dog barking its high-pitched yap somewhere -- maybe like the cute little dog in the illustration, who appears to be all through barking for now -- even if you don't know what it's barking at. Anyone who has ever suffered through this annoying situation will appreciate having a laugh at it.

If a Tree Falls in a Forest Funny Chihuahua Coffee Mug

Puerto Backyarda | COVID Era Vacation Wooden Box Sign

Puerto Backyarda | COVID Era Vacation T-Shirt

Puerto Backyarda | COVID Era Vacation Throw Pillow

Puerto Backyarda | COVID Era Vacation Kitchen Towel

It's the COVID Era. You'd love to spend this winter in sunny, warm Puerto Vallarta. But No! COVID-19 is keeping you prisoner in your own home. Oh well, you know it's for the best, so you will just have to make do with a backyard vacation this year. That's it! Puerto Backyarda! It just might work. Here's a fun, funny mug, complete with a picture of that cold beer you're going to have, some sunglasses, and even a cocktail umbrella in the beer can. What could be better?

Puerto Backyarda

Stay Feisty Encouragement Mug

Stay Feisty Encouragement T-Shirt

Stay Feisty Encouragement Magnet

Stay Feisty Encouragement Car Magnet

Stay Feisty Encouragement Bumper Sticker

The dictionary says this about "feisty": full of animation, energy, or courage; spirited; spunky; plucky. Whoa, that's a lot of adjectives! Oh, and also "ill-tempered; pugnacious. troublesome; difficult." OK, you can be that too. But is that so bad? Cheer up, everybody, for Heaven's sake!

Stay Feisty Encouragement

To Pun or Not To Pun, Funny Pun Quote T-Shirt

To Pun or Not To Pun, Funny Pun Quote Poster

To Pun or Not To Pun, Funny Pun Quote  Keychain

Oh, you thought it was "To be or not to be, that is the question." That was Hamlet. This is ... that person who loves puns. So was your pun intended, or was there no pun intended? That is the question.

To Pun or Not To Pun, Funny Pun Quote

Popular meme on a funny mug: Can I call you back in a few cups of coffee? Featuring a retro drawing of a sleepy (possibly hungover) woman talking on a vintage phone. On the reverse side of the mug is a copy of the illustration with a customized name in matching font, which is a cute, semi messy hand written script. Great gift for "not a morning person" friends who need a couple cups of coffee before they can function in the morning.

Deadline Schmeadline | Funny Retirement Mug

Deadline Schmeadline | Funny Retirement Mug

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