No more deadlines for you, now that you're retired! No more boss breathing down your neck, no more clock ticking menacingly. Or maybe you do have the boss and the clock ticking, but you just aren't going to let the due date worry you. Either way, say it with me: Deadline Schmeadline!

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I don't need no stinkin' AutoCorrect! I know how to speel! I mean, spell! Everybody hates AutoCorrect, right? If you're not careful, you send your text or post with some crazy word you didn't intend. Or it decides to spell "your" as "you're" or vice versa, when that's NOT what you meant. So annoying! Then again, everybody (typist, data entry admin, proofreader, editor, or everyday computer user) uses it anyway, right? Come on, admit it: You're in love/hate with Auto Correct.

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Bessie and Nellie, the Holstein-Friesian dairy cows, are curious to meet you. Greetings, cow lovers!

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Post-it Notes

We all have those days. Just not in the moo to do anything, see anybody, go anywhere. Did I say "moo"? I mean "mood." Not in the mood. But sometimes a cow just says it better. I am NOT in the moooooooo. So leave me alone, or I'm likely to ... What do cows do when they're fussy?

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Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Tripod Lamp

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Doormat

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Gift Tags

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Tote Bag

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Postcard

Midcentury Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Wrapping Paper Sheets

A festive retro Christmas scene with red, green, and gold ornaments hanging from sparkling, beaded garlands, on a snowy royal blue background with light blue pine trees. Be creative this year with your Christmas home decor, and dress up your table with a delightfully different holiday design.

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design

Let Me Overthink This Meme with Overthinking Lady Coffee Mug

Hold on, let me overthink this. The overthinking meme that this retro overthinking lady is thinking has been on a lot of funny mugs lately. And rightly so; it's something we can all relate to. So you're perfectly trendy to choose this mug.

Let Me Overthink This Meme with Overthinking Lady

Whisker Fatigue Is Real Funny Cat Saying Throw Pillow

Whisker Fatigue Is Real Funny Cat Saying Magnet

Whisker Fatigue Is Real Funny Cat Saying Mug

Whisker Fatigue Is Real Funny Cat Saying

Whisker fatigue is a thing! According to Modern Cat magazine, "[A] cat’s whiskers are so sensitive that they can become easily fatigued by unnecessary contact with things like the sides of bowls." Poor kitty! Here is a funny retro design with the silhouette of a very unhappy cat with very fatigued whiskers, under a mid-century font, and with fifties starburst decorations. If you're looking for a funny gift for a cat lover friend, or you want to bring much-needed awareness to the fact that whisker fatigue is real, this is just the thing.

The History of Calm Down Funny Mug

Never in the history of calm down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down. It usually results in "Don't you tell me to calm down! I'm perfectly calm! You calm down!" Or something just as grown up. For your enjoyment (or reference), here are the official statistics of calm, immortalized on several color options of a funny mug.

The History of Calm Down Funny

Grammar Matters | Language Skills T-Shirt

Grammar Matters | Language Skills Coffee Mug

Grammar Matters | Language Skills Button

Ask any English teacher or proofreader or editor or anybody who cares about language. Good grammar is a good thing. With everyone texting and posting on social media, using short cuts to communicate, grammar can go by the wayside. Let everyone know: Grammar matters.

Grammar Matters | Language Skills

How do you live more and worry less? Try mindfulness meditation; practice deep breathing; explore guided imagery; talk with others; keep a worry journal; get moving. This pretty design, with its minimalist flowing script, should fit right in with your mindful lifestyle.

Live More Worry Less, Lovely Minimalist

Gamma's Pi | Pi Day T-Shirt

Gamma's Pi | Pi Day Bumper Sticker

My grandma makes the best pi! I mean grandma and pie. Embrace your inner geek with this funny saying that includes Greek alphabet symbols for gamma and pi. A perfect gift for Pi Day or any day you feel geeky.

Gamma's Pi | Pi Day

Cute Green Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids Poster

Cute Green Cartoon Monster Funny Fun Baby Bib

Cute Green Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids Table Lamp

Cute Green Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids Kid's Flip Flops

Cute Green Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids Throw Pillow

Cute Green Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids Baby T-Shirt

Here's a cute green monster filled with fun, who has big eyes, four waving arms and three legs, and it wants to be Your Little Monster's funny friend. Whether you're Mom, Dad, Auntie, Uncle, Gran or another family member or friend, you can add the little person's name and your title, and they'll have a totally unique custom cartoon gift that's all their own.

Cute Green Cartoon Monster Funny Fun for Kids

Books = Happiness, Love to Read Drawstring Bag

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration

Books = Happiness, Love to Read Quote

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon

Bookaholic on the Road

I Love to Read with Cute Fawn

Reading is vital to life. Luckily, we love to read; it's fun, enriching, and feels good. Here is a collection of designs that celebrate books.


Reading! Books!

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration T-Shirt

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration Wooden Box Sign

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration Throw Pillow

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration Stone Magnet

Cooking dinner? I'd rather be reading. At work? Definitely rather be reading. Doing just about anything? Picture me curled up with a really good book. Here is a vintage illustration of a woman sitting under a tree, reading, with a pretty country scene in the distance. Who knows what she should have been doing instead? This is the perfect escape and perfect gift for any bookworm you know who would rather be reading than doing just about anything else.

Data Don't Does, Data Do | Data Is Plural T-Shirt Postcard

Data Don't Does, Data Do | Data Is Plural T-Shirt

Data Don't Does, Data Do | Data Is Plural Mug

The data are... It sounds wrong, but it's right. It's plural; one is a datum. (Unless you're talking about "information"; then it's OK.) ANYWAY, here it is in a plain manuscript typeface that any research scientist would appreciate: a funny, tongue-twisting way of saying, spell it right!

Deadline Schmeadline | Funny Retirement Post-it Notes

Deadline Schmeadline | Funny Retirement Post-it Notes

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