I Love Fruitcake

True, if you get a fruitcake and nobody wants any (what kind of fruit is that anyway?), then it would probably make a good doorstop after it sat around a while. (And you can't throw out a gift from Great-Aunt Opal.) But consider this: Some people actually like fruitcake. A lot. So if you're a fruitcake, I mean fruitcake lover, you don't need to keep it a secret anymore! This even has a cross-section photo of a loaf of fruitcake in the design. Is your mouth watering yet?