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As a great recession survivor, I may be out of work, no money, no fun...but I am still alive.

I AM A GREAT RECESSION SURVIVOR ADULT APRON

Frog in a Tea Adult Apron. Cute and funny animals and insects. Looking for something a bit different? You came to the right place.

Frog in a Tea Adult Apron

Always butting heads with someone that has a god complex? Even if you don't think you are a red colored neck, white trash or a hillbilly...these divas or prima donnas will look at you this way. Here is your chance to fight back. Or what about family. Have you disowned them, ashamed of them or they are snotty to you?

Can't Pick Your Family Adult Apron

Two skeletons fighting. What bone heads! Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it.  Contact admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Bone Heads Skeleton Halloween Apron

Replacement Dentist Adult Apron. What happens if your regular dentist is not available to fix that painful tooth? Time to call in the replacement dentist. Like this partially colorized photo of a 1942 man at work with a jackhammer.  You won't feel a thing. Relax!

Replacement Dentist Adult Apron

I won't rattle any bones.

 Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an email at adminconnection@tds.net. 


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Bring Me Some Candy Skeleton Halloween Apron

Baby Shower Invitations If I want to rent a billboard, I will use your butt! This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law...you get the picture.

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Adult Apron

In professions, hiring the replacements (scabs, union busters), is not always better. In the beginning of the 2011-2012 NFL season, replacement referees were hired in place of the real referees. Their judgement had not been the best and make the real refs look good. These products you can see in the "Ref'd Up" folder. The replacements here are everything else, starting with replacement artist. This artist is just learning to draw and loves crayons. You wanted a nice painting in your living room, but refused to pay for a good artist. This is what you get.

Replacement Artist Adult Apron

Custom Name Flash Me Baby One More Time USB Stick Flash Drive. This is a humorous quote on a flash drive. Several sizes and colors to choose from. Personalize it with your name. Edit this to change all the text and background color. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Custom Name Flash Me Baby One More Time USB Stick Flash Drive

Funny trucker hat slogan. Most men and some women can relate to this humorous quote. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoureasure.com

I Am Man Hear Me Fart Trucker Hat

If I want to rent a billboard, I will use your butt! This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law...you get the picture. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Keychain

Christmas time with a bit of humor. See all th subcategories of Christmas. Nothing better than a real Christmas tree in your home.  Please contact me at sandy@sandyspider.com if you would like something special just for you or questions.

A Real Christmas Tree Mug

Funny shirt is available in many styles and sizes for everyone. Edit it to make changes or to add something uniquely you. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Add Your Own Text What a Men's T-Shirt Would Say

A well-known actor has been making catch phases. Some believed he is not playing with a full deck. Some say he is bi-polar, but he is claiming it to be bi-winning.  This actor was fired from his well-known comedy that premiered on September 22, 2003. He was asked to get help for his addictions. But his actor states that he has been clean for some time and that he has always been on time and professional on the set. The network agrees here.  Being the highest paid actor on TV and now unemployed. He really is winning, with his high paid endorsements off his Twitter Tweets and gaining more popularity than before. This actor said he has no plans on copyrighting any of his quotes, which makes it fair gain for those entrepreneurs. These products have his quotes and a few of my own. Duh, still winning. Enjoy these classic t-shirts.

Unemployed Winner T-shirt

Who Better To Lead Us than Mr. Awesome t-shirt. Self-esteem, confidence, strong. Contact Sandy @ admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

I AM A GREAT RECESSION SURVIVOR ADULT APRON

I AM A GREAT RECESSION SURVIVOR ADULT APRON

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