With the humorous observation, "To Err is Human -- Measure Twice", styled in a tall handwriting-style font, this measuring tape is the perfect way to tell one and all that the said owner/holder may make mistakes! Customize background color, font, and meme as desired.

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Funny To Err is Human Measure Twice! Tape Measure

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With the humorous observation, "100% Human 0% AI", styled in a tall handwriting-style font, this measuring tape is the perfect way to tell one and all that the said owner/holder still likes to do things the old-fashioned way! Customize background color, font, and meme as desired.

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Funny 100% Human 0% AI Tape Measure

With the empowering encouragement, "Yes She Can Do It!", styled in a tall handwriting-style font, this measuring tape is the perfect way to tell one and all that she is quite the handywoman! Customize background color, font, and meme as desired.

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Simple Yes She Can Do It! Female Empowerment Tape Measure

Add a touch of vocational humor to your wardrobe with this top, which features the witticism "geologists are natural rock stars." The perfect gift idea for geologists, or those who like to rock!

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Funny Geologists are Natural Rock Stars T-Shirt

Break the ice, wherever you go, with this whimsical backpack, which features this philosophical saying "Life is a Journey" ... and then follows up with a practical suggestion to "Wear Comfy Shoes". 

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Funny Quote Life is a Journey ... Port Authority® Backpack

This funny "Liver Lovers Club" apron is the perfectly tongue-in-cheek, quasi-sophisticated way to show off your love for this organ meat (which we know appeals to only a select few, er, discerning palates!

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Funny Minimalist Typography The Liver Lovers Club Apron

Get the conversation started with this funny leather patch hat, which features the dubious job title of "Future Mad Scientist" with an Erlenmeyer flask / beaker of unknown liquid standing in for the 'A' in mad. A great gag gift idea for those contemplating a career in the STEM fields!

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Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker Leather Patch Hat

Say goodbye to boring and get noticed with this double-sided, minimalist business card design, which features elegant white lettering set on 
a black background that conveys strength and creativity while delivering a personal yet professional touch. Reverse shows the (customizable) quote: "The journey is the same. Only the path taken is different." Great for life coaches and motivational speakers.

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Artistic Inspirational Black White Life Coach Business Card

This tongue-in-cheek "OCBD (Obsessive Compulsive Birding Disorder)" leather patch hat is perfect for birders and nature lovers, and everyone who eats (figuratively speaking, not literally), sleeps, and drinks our feathered friends.

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Funny OCBD (Obsessive Compulsive Birding Disorder) Leather Patch Hat

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud Button

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud Napkins

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud Canvas Print

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud Bandana

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud Poster

Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud T-Shirt

This word art design features a repeating blue dove of peace-shaped tag cloud.
 
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Inspirational Elegant Dove of Peace Tag Cloud

Hug a Tree Save Our Earth Trucker Hat

Hug a Tree Save Our Earth Keychain

Hug a Tree Save Our Earth Magnet

Hug a Tree Save Our Earth Classic Round Sticker

Take a bit of nature with you wherever you go with this all-over-print drawstring bag, which features the globe-friendly message "Hug a Tree, Save Our Earth" and hands reaching up to embrace the leaves of a tree. A great giveaway for Earth Day!
 
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WOW Hug a Tree Save Our Earth

Difference Maker T-Shirt

Born to barbeque: kitchen kitsch for those who rule the grill. The perfect and alliterative apron for those who can't be parted from their hibachis.

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Born to BBQ / Barbeque Adult Apron

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart Port Authority® Backpack

Ironic We Stand Together By Staying Apart

We stand together by staying apart. Life is full of contradictions, isn't it? This is my (somewhat tongue-in-cheek) observation about how humanity, as members of the collective global village, is going to get through what appears to be the greatest recent challenge--on so many fronts--of our recent times. 

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WOW Ironic We Stand Together When We Stay Apart

The wonderful world of homonyms in the English languages lends itself to some truly interesting results. This funny "Moose Cakes" (with an accompanying silhouette of a moose for added comical effect) is a lighthearted wordplay on the similar sounding mousse cakes, a sweet or savory egg- or cream- based concoction of French extraction often served as dessert.

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Funny To Err is Human Measure Twice! Tape Measure

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