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Mycologists are a Group of Fungi to Be Around (so why won't they tell me if the 30 lbs of mushrooms growing on my lawn are safe to eat, or a last meal?) The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for popular mushroom experts.

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Mycologists are a Group of Fungi to Be Around (so why won't they tell me if the 30 lbs of mushrooms growing on my lawn are safe to eat, or a last meal?) The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for popular mushroom experts.

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Funny Quote: Mycologists are a Group of Fungi ... T-Shirt

A great shirt for the budding scientist, the science minded, amateur and professional stargazers and astronomers, or those contemplating a career in the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and math) disciplines.  

This design features the unintentional comedic observation "Jupiter has the big red spot, Saturn has the rings, but Uranus gets all the laughs." The extra credit course you never knew about in college/university: an introduction to comedy in astronomy!

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Astronomically Funny Astronomy Planets Humor T-Shirt

This tongue-in-cheek "Start the Day off with a Primal Scream" t-shirt is great for those who believe the best way to relieve stress is to scream. It'll certainly wake everyone up.

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Funny Primal Scream Therapy T-Shirt

This tongue-in-cheek "Relapsed Junk Food Junkie" t-shirt is great for those who can't resist the lure of salty snacks (cholesterol and blood pressure be damned).

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Funny Relapsed Junk Food Junkie T-Shirt

I'm an unashamed fan of elevator music, and this striking shirt features this (recent) personal literal and metaphorical epiphany against a metallic colored elevator background with up, down, and numbered buttons for added whimsical effect. Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Elevator Music Pushes All My Buttons T-Shirt

A great workout shirt for fitness buffs, gym rats, or just those who like to stay active at any age, this design features the funny, quasi-inspirational meme, "Hey Cupcake, You Can't Benchpress Muffins", rendered in heavy block lettering (think of it as a variant on the maxim, "No Pain No Gain"). 

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Funny You Can't Benchpress Muffins T-Shirt

This is a great way to recognize the individual who goes above and beyond to create extraordinary change in their community and the lives of others, with this novelty shirt, which features the job title of "Difference Maker" in an all-caps, grunge/felt-marker-type font. Insert the hashtag occupation, career, or job title. Great gift idea for teacher, firefighter, police officer, doctor, nurse, philanthropist, or any occupation that serves the greater good!

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Difference Maker Hashtag Job Title T-Shirt

Funny Little LaDy Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby T-Shirt

Funny Little LaDy Periodic Table Element Symbols T-Shirt

Funny Little LaDy Periodic Table Element Symbols Baby Bodysuit

Welcome that new addition to the family with this funny baby t-shirt, which features the words "little lady", with lady spelled using the symbols of the periodic table of elements. Reverse shows identical design. Personalize as desired.

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Funny Little LaDy Periodic Table Element Symbols

This funny "Master of the Green" golf towel is the perfect gift idea for the golfer lives, breathes, eats, and sleeps golf ... whether a club in his/her hands or not!

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Funny Master of the Green Golf Towel

Add a bit of poetic whimsy to the kitchen with this apron. Achin' for bacon? Got a cravin' for an unhealthy side of cochon? We hope so.

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Funny Achin' for Bacon Adult Apron

These funny typography golf ball markers, which feature the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice King", are the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit his ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice King Golf Ball Marker

Birding is a lifestyle, not an obsession. Just because I carry my camera when I step outside, and have my journal and recorder in hand is no reason to label me as obsessed with birds. Hummingbirds, on the other hand, ...

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Birding is a Lifestyle, Not an Obsession Bumper Sticker

This funny typography golf divot tool, which features the dubious "royal title" of "The Slice Queen", is the perfect gift idea for the golfer who tends to hit her ball with a lot of curve and sidespin! Wear your bad swing proudly like a badge of honor.

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Funny The Slice Queen Divot Tool

Talk is Not Cheap. Just Ask My Lawyer. The perfect tongue-in-cheek tee-shirt for attorneys, or those aspiring to the law profession.

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Funny Quote: Talk is Not Cheap. Just Ask My Lawyer T-Shirt

You had me at steak and prawns. Done in the style of that famous one-liner from that famous movie that popularized the internet meme "show me the money!" The perfect apron to put an end to that pesky question, "What do you want for dinner tonight?"

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Funny Quote: Mycologists are a Group of Fungi ... T-Shirt

Funny Quote: Mycologists are a Group of Fungi ... T-Shirt

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Other men's t-shirts from various stores