Crack up the competition in pickleball with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! The hilariously funny and perfect gift for the well-groomed guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! Guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! Reverse shows identical design.

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Crack up the competition in pickleball with this whimsical pickleball paddle, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! The hilariously funny and perfect gift for the well-groomed guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! Guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Hairy Professor of Beardology Pickleball Paddle

Share a bit of humor with this button, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! This button is guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! Perfect for Father's Day and Valentine's Day!

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Funny Professor of Beardology Button

You don't have to be Santa to appreciate this striking design, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! This can cooler is guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! Perfect for Father's Day and Valentine's Day!

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You don't have to be Santa to appreciate this striking design, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! This can cooler is guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! Perfect for Father's Day and Valentine's Day!

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/expressionsoccasions

Funny Professor of Beardology Can Cooler

You don't have to be Santa to appreciate this striking design, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! This novelty hip flask is guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! Perfect for Father's Day and Valentine's Day!

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Funny Professor of Beardology Flask

Take a touch of humor with you, wherever you go, with this luggage tag, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! This luggage tag is guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! Perfect for Father's Day and Valentine's Day!

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Take a touch of humor with you, wherever you go, with this luggage tag, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! This luggage tag is guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! Perfect for Father's Day and Valentine's Day!

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Funny Professor of Beardology Luggage Tag

You don't have to be Santa to appreciate this striking design, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! This shot glass of a bearded mug is guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! Perfect for Father's Day and Valentine's Day!

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Funny Professor of Beardology Shot Glass

You don't have to be Santa to appreciate this striking design, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! This trivet is guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! Perfect for Father's Day and Valentine's Day!

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Funny Professor of Beardology Stone Coaster

You don't have to be Santa to appreciate this striking design, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! This novelty shirt is guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! Perfect for Father's Day and Valentine's Day!

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You don't have to be Santa to appreciate this striking design, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! This novelty shirt is guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! Perfect for Father's Day and Valentine's Day!

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/expressionsoccasions

Funny Professor of Beardology T-Shirt

You don't have to be Santa to appreciate this striking design, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! This baseball cap is guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! Perfect for Father's Day and Valentine's Day!

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/expressionsoccasions

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You don't have to be Santa to appreciate this striking design, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! This baseball cap is guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! Perfect for Father's Day and Valentine's Day!

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/expressionsoccasions

Funny Professor of Beardology Trucker Hat

You don't have to be Santa to appreciate this striking design, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! Guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! 

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Hairy Professor of Beardology Drawstring Bag

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This striking mug, which features the career title and achievement of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying mustache and beard is the hilariously hirsute gift for any guy who's inordinately proud of (we mean obsessed!) with his facial hair! Guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! Perfect for Father's Day, Valentine's Day, or any guy's birthday!

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Crack 'em up with this whimsical designs, which feature the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. Perfect for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! Guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! 

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Not another tie for that special guy in your life to toss in the closet! This striking mug, which features the career title and achievement of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying mustache and beard is the hilariously hirsute gift for any guy who's inordinately proud of (we mean obsessed!) with his facial hair! Guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! Perfect for Father's Day, Valentine's Day, or any guy's birthday!

Design © W.H. Sim. See more at zazzle.com/wordsofwhimsy

Funny Professor of Beardology Mug

This cute and quirky "now accepting new tenants" mason bee hotelier mug is guaranteed to pique interest and get a conversation started. If you're into beekeeping, you know that these gentle solitary bees are pollinating powerhouses (3X better than honeybees!) Just give them their own room, and let them wander through your flowering plants, shrubs, and trees to do their magic. Reverse shows identical design. Customize as desired.

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Funny Mason Bee Hotelier Now Accepting New Tenants Mug

Add a touch of inspiration to your favorite drink with this mug, which features the uplifting words "Kindness Pays Dividends" (and in smaller print, even though they may not be financial or immediate).

PS1: World Kindness Day is November 13!
PS2: A great gift idea for stockbrokers, financial advisors, and those with a get-quick-rich mentality!

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Inspirational Kindness Pays Dividends ... Mug

This quirky mug is guaranteed to pique interest and get a conversation started. Just replace the dummy QR code with one of your own, and enter a website URL below it. It's never been so easy to advertise yourself, a business, or an organization, wherever you go, and deliver the 411 without ever having to say a single word! Reverse shows identical design.

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Customizable QR Code Your Webpage Link Mug

Add a touch of foodie humor to your favorite drink with this mug , which features the saying "Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate."

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Funny Love Conquers All, But So Does Chocolate Coffee Mug

Add a touch of the futuristic to the kitchen with this morphing mug, which features colorful spice-laden ladles set on a background multi-colored stardust on a black velvet night sky, headlined with the pun-worthy meme, "Spice the Final Frontier!" Reverse shows identical design.

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Funny Colorful Spice the Final Frontier Magic Mug

Offer a bit of inspiration with this mug, which features the uplifting words/advice "Chase your dreams" in a combination of handwritten and elegant serif lettering.

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Inspirational Quote Chase Your Dreams Mug

Add a touch of inspiration, elegance, and nature to your favorite drink with this mug. This multi-colored butterfly-shaped tag cloud describes the many facets and symbolism of these delicate beauties. A great idea for the nature lover on your gift list!

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Inspirational Elegant Butterfly Tag Cloud Coffee Mug

If you find Hallowe'en to be one of the most fun-filled days of the year, then this punny shirt with the words "Simply Eerie Sistible" styled in a creepy font in white, lime green, and purple, is a real groaner -- and a great idea for yourself or your friends (single or attached)!

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Funny Punny Creepy Simply Eeriesistible T-Shirt

Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You Shot Glass

Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You Adult Apron

Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You Adult Cloth Face Mask

Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You T-Shirt

Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You Napkins

Break the ice with this design, which features colorful "Mucho Gusto" (Spanish for "nice to meet you") word art on a white background.

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WOW Colorful Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You

You'd think that with all the avian names for golf scores, there would be another one to describe too many shots over par, but no. These funny "Duck!" (as in get down, not quack!) golf ball markers are a good warning for other golfers when the user is having an off day on the fairway!

These funny "Duck!" golf ball markers are a good warning for other golfers when the user is having an off day on the fairway!

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Funny Duck! Golf Ball Marker

This "Worm Burner on the Fairway" golf polo shirt is the perfect gift idea for the golfer whose balls barely clear the grass when hit! Wear your bad swings proudly like a badge of honor!

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Funny Worm Burner on the Fairway Polo Shirt

Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown Baby T-Shirt

Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown Baby Bib

Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown Teddy Bear

Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown Adult Cloth Face Mask

Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown Baby Bodysuit

Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown Baby Burp Cloth

Prepare for those sleepless nights and welcome that new addition to the family with this funny baby bib, which features the words "Drama Queen" with a royal crown. Reverse shows identical design. Personalize as desired.

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Funny Drama Queen with Royal Crown

Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud Leggings

Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud Luggage

Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud Luggage Tag

Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud Seltzer Can Cooler

Be a language fashionista when you go globetrotting with this colorful luggage, which features the tag cloud for "journey", "wander", and "adventure" in many languages. 

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Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud

Make it known to one and all that you are a gamechanger and disruptor with this UPC code baseball / trucker cap!

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Funny Professor of Beardology Mug

Funny Professor of Beardology Mug

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