Break the ice with this leather patch hat, which features "Mucho Gusto" (Spanish for "nice to meet you") word art.

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Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You Leather Patch Hat

You don't have to be Santa to appreciate this striking design, which features the career title of "Professor of Beardology" with an accompanying beard, and, in smaller print, "with a double minor in (soul) patches and (mu)staches. The hilariously funny and perfect gift for any guy who's (inordinately) proud of / obsessed with his facial hair! This leather patch hat is guaranteed to break the ice and be a great conversation starter! Perfect for Father's Day and Valentine's Day!

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Funny Hairy Professor of Beardology Leather Patch Hat

Pledge to be kind to our trees and our earth with this leather patch hat, which features the globe-friendly message "Hug a Tree, Save Our Earth" and hands reaching up to embrace the leaves of a tree. A great giveaway and worthy pledge for Earth Day!
 
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Hug a Tree Save Our Earth Leather Patch Hat

Add a touch of whimsy to your apparel with this distressed leather patch hat, which features the words "Photographers shoot to thrill." The perfect gift idea for shutterbugs!

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Funny Photographers Shoot to Thrill Camera Leather Patch Hat

Get the conversation started with this funny leather patch hat, which features the dubious job title of "Future Mad Scientist" with an Erlenmeyer flask / beaker of unknown liquid standing in for the 'A' in mad. A great gag gift idea for those contemplating a career in the STEM fields!

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Funny Future Mad Scientist with Chemistry Beaker Leather Patch Hat

Golfers belong to an exclusive club, and why not acknowledge the golfer who tries so hard on the green (and/or perhaps is a little less than honest in the counting of their strokes) with this leather patch hat, which touts their lifetime membership to the Saint Mulligan Golf Club (styled in dignified Old English lettering and capital fonts) on a royal blue background. 

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Funny Saint Mulligan Golf Club Lifetime Member Leather Patch Hat

This funny gardener's "a Garden is Always a Work-in-Progress" leather patch hat is perfect for the individual who spends more time in the garden than in the house! Here's to the kindred spirits who rejoice in the changing seasons, nurture flowers, shrubs, and trees to give their best, and wage a neverending battle against the constancy of weeds.

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Funny A Garden is Always a Work-in-Progress Leather Patch Hat

This tongue-in-cheek "OCBD (Obsessive Compulsive Birding Disorder)" leather patch hat is perfect for birders and nature lovers, and everyone who eats (figuratively speaking, not literally), sleeps, and drinks our feathered friends.

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Funny OCBD (Obsessive Compulsive Birding Disorder) Leather Patch Hat

Colorful Cozy Word Cloud in Many Languages Fleece Blanket

Colorful Journey in Many Languages Word Cloud

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WOW Colorful Word Art Cheers in Many Languages

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Inspirational Tree of Life Tag Cloud

WOW Hey You Get On My Word Cloud

Get a chuckle out of family and friends with this dashing cat bandana, which reads "Pretty Kitty" Perfect for the gorgeous feline!

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Cute Poetic Pretty Kitty Pet Bandana Collar

This funny, alliterative "Camo Clad Scope Slinging Tripod Toting Bird Nerd" baseball / trucker's cap is great for those who like to shoot our feathered friends (with a camera or a scope), and go to great lengths to hide themselves from their subjects ... while letting everyone else know exactly what their OCD is.

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Funny Camo Clad Tripod Toting Bird Nerd Trucker Hat

Inspirational Journeys and Paths Quote Luggage Tag

Inspirational Journeys and Paths Quote Cornhole Set

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Add inspiration to game time with this cornhole set, which features the quote, "The journey is the same. Only the path taken is different", rendered in elegant lettering on a faux stained burlap background. 

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Inspirational Journeys and Paths

Add a touch of wit and inspiration to your favorite drink with this espresso mug, which features the words "Caffeino Royale" on a bed of coffee beans (a not-so-subtle nod to a movie about a suave, maverick British intelligence agent).

The perfect gift idea for coffee lovers. National Coffee Day in the U.S. and Canada is September 29, and International Coffee Day is October 1! Raise a cup to the humble bean that has garnered so many fans around the world!

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Funny Witty Pun Caffeino Royale Espresso Cup

Cats are the Soul of Indifference. What's Your Excuse? I kid, on both accounts, of course. Not having been a cat owner in any point of my life, I can still refute that stereotype. 

Sure, cats don't need humans in the same way that dogs do, and the former don't express affection as openly or effusively as the latter do. One feline visitor left a half-eaten mouse on our lawn once (that's how cats show they like you. Sharing is caring). 

Cats are masters of manipulation at getting what they want (not need!) from us. Another visited the backyard daily, sometimes several times a day, for 8 months. I could not open the door to the sunroom without seeing her Orangeness at the top of the stairs, waiting for milk, cat treats, and a session of cuddling (and not necessarily in that order). If none of those were forthcoming, plaintive meowing, pitched like a human baby's cries, would ensue. My reward would be purring; cat kisses in the form of long blinks; lap naps that could last up to 30 minutes; and really close eye-to-eye contact, as if I was the center and only wonder of her world.

Funny Quote Cats are the Soul of Indifference ... Coffee Mug

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Put the "I" in gratitude with this bold and modern gratitude pillar candle, which features the word gratitude (with a heart standing in for the "i" to reflect self-care), styled on a soft pastel background of purple and pink hues. Customize colors and text /affirmations as desired.

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Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You Leather Patch Hat

Mucho Gusto! Pleased to Meet You Leather Patch Hat

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