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They can pay an NFL player $20 million but they can't agree on giving an official referee the raise that they are asking for.
 While NFL referees are on strike, replacement refs have taken their place. Their judgement hasn't been the best starting with the first games of the season.
 The worst blunder ever came on 9/24/12 with the Green Bay Packers at the Seattle Seahawks. The last few seconds of the game, Green Bay safety Jennings caught the football just before Seattle receiver Golden Tate got his own hands on it. Afterwards Jennings pulled the ball into his chest, establishing possession.
 The fake refs called it a touchdown by Tate. They really ref'd up!

Ref'd Up In Seattle with Replacement Referees Tie

Our you a bit out of this world? Then this is the ideal gift for you. We are not alone. These signs are about alien warning. Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more.



Alien Warning Neck Tie

In professions, hiring the replacements (scabs, union busters), is not always better. In the beginning of the 2011-2012 NFL season, replacement referees were hired in place of the real referees. Their judgement had not been the best and make the real refs look good. These products you can see in the "Ref'd Up" folder. The replacements here are everything else, starting with replacement artist. This artist is just learning to draw and loves crayons. You wanted a nice painting in your living room, but refused to pay for a good artist. This is what you get.

Replacement Artist Neck Tie

Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. These are those signs. This one is to keep out monsters.



No Monsters Sign Neck Tie

You Asshat apparel. Funny insulting play on words and humorous design. Please contact me at sandy@sandyspider.com if you would like something special just for you or questions.

You Asshat Tie

What happens if your regular dentist is not available to fix that painful tooth? Time to call in the replacement dentist. Like this partially colorized photo of a 1942 man at work with a jackhammer.  You won't feel a thing. Relax!

Replacement Dentist Tie

Cute and funny animals and insects. Looking for something a bit different? You came to the right place.



Frog in a Tea Neck Tie

Never do I keep things simple and always working harder and not smarter.



Work Harder Not Smarter Postcard

Playing cards with a construction worker and a funny quote. Personalize the quote. What happens if your regular dentist is not available to fix that painful tooth? Time to call in the replacement dentist. Like this partially colorized photo of a 1942 man at work with a jackhammer.  You won't feel a thing. Relax!

Funny Replacement Dentist Construction Worker Poker Cards

Do you have days when your head fills full of straw? This scarecrow looks good for Halloween or any occasion. He seems happy tied up in a tree. Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Customize the backgrounds with your own color choice too. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Buy in bulk and save. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. An adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an email by clicking on Send a message.

Halloween Scarecrow Postcard

Someone told me once that I was the best kept secret online. What a great honor is that? If you are a secret, how will anyone find you. Tired of setting goals, I will keep being the best kept secret online.

Goal: Best Kept Secret Online T-Shirt

Whether you are a Democrat, Republican or belong to a different political party. These Zazzle designs are about both parties having D.U.M.B. just to be fair to those who have a blind eye on the WRONG party. The saying about being right and anyone that disagrees can go toward any type of political party. Find more Politics and D.U.M.B. See other D.U.M.B.



Difference Between A Republican And A Communist Magnet

Funny faces with silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a keychain? What would you say?

Are You in My Circle Lt Keychain

Just plain silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a coaster? What would you say?

Thanks I Was Getting Lonely Coaster

Just plain silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a coaster? What would you say?



Ref'd Up In Seattle with Replacement Referees Tie

Ref'd Up In Seattle with Replacement Referees Tie

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