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You Asshat apparel. Funny insulting play on words and humorous design. Please contact me at sandy@sandyspider.com if you would like something special just for you or questions.

You Asshat Tie

Yes dear! I will fix it soon! What can I say... this is how a guy thinks. He will make promises to fix things. He does mean what he says, but time slips by and nothing gets done. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com

Yes Dear I Will Fix It Soon Neck Tie

Do you see skeletons? Happy Halloween.

 Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an email at adminconnection@tds.net. 


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Skeleton Waving Necktie

Look stupid, we know people who do stupid things. Maybe we do at times too.

 Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an email at adminconnection@tds.net. 




Look Stupid Necktie

Our you a bit out of this world? Then this is the ideal gift for you. We are not alone. These signs are about alien warning. Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more.



Alien Warning Neck Tie

Cute and funny animals and insects. Looking for something a bit different? You came to the right place.



Frog in a Tea Neck Tie

Nothing like being so self absorbed that the world revolves around you. Enjoy this funny  product. Send a message to sandy@sandyspider.com or sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com if you would like to see any of these designs on a product not shown. I will gladly make a custom-made product just for you.  To Search for a particular product, just type in the words in the search box on the side bar and the drop down menu will narrow it down to the product you are looking for. Buy in bulk for extra savings. It has been my pleasure offering a quality product. My images are copyrighted and have a digital thumb print on file. This is a glitch with Zazzle and the product is available.

The World Revolves Around Me Tie

Do you know someone who seems to be all hands? Maybe it is you!  Just plain silly. Quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder.



All...Hands Tie

Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. These are those signs. This one is to keep out monsters.



No Monsters Sign Magnet

Oversize Load Two-Tone Coffee Mug. Just like in construction, we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter, and more. These are those signs. This one is about oversized loads.



Oversize Load Two-Tone Coffee Mug

They can pay an NFL player $20 million but they can't agree on giving an official referee the raise that they are asking for.
 While NFL referees are on strike, replacement refs have taken their place. Their judgement hasn't been the best starting with the first games of the season.
 The worst blunder ever came on 9/24/12 with the Green Bay Packers at the Seattle Seahawks. The last few seconds of the game, Green Bay safety Jennings caught the football just before Seattle receiver Golden Tate got his own hands on it. Afterwards Jennings pulled the ball into his chest, establishing possession.
 The fake refs called it a touchdown by Tate. They really ref'd up!

Ref'd Up In Seattle with Replacement Referees Tile

If a t-shirt were alive, what would it say?



Clothes Add 20 lbs. to a Person Dark T-Shirt

Colorful font on boy's and unisex kids shirt, which can be customized for any clothing style for men, women and children. Choose this first before customizing. The funny typographical quote that is trendy with Eyebrows on Fleek. Meaning flawlessly styled, perfectly groomed, looking great. A to be on fleek with everything. Perfectly done or exactly right. Personalize this with changing the font or your own quote. Add a colored background or photo.

Colorful Eyebrows on Fleek Trendy Flawless, ZFJ T-Shirt

Large Round Magnet, through there is a jumbo size. I will never tell a lie words above the silhouette of a puppet boy with a long nose. Trust me, Just alternative facts. Check for sizes, square or round magnets and background colors when editing this product. More at zazzle.com/funnyjokes/politics All MY SHOPS http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores 

Contact admin@giftsyoutreasure.com if you have questions or would like a custom design. The "Contact Seller" re-routes to a question page on Zazzle and support before it will get to me. AFFILIATES make 15% if it sells from your link. Promote any of my products. 

PLEASE NOTE: All "Other designs you may like" and "Reviews" below and above are from other shopkeeper's shops, which this shopkeeper will not get credit for. If is states "Found in this Collection" then that is from this shopkeeper. If there is a special item that you would like and not seen in any of my shops, please contact me and I will either create it for you or give you a link to another shopkeeper's product with my referral link.

Long Nose Alternative Facts Never Lie Sq Magnet

Wear a skeleton for Halloween.

 Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page.

You Asshat Tie

You Asshat Tie

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