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Whether you are a Democrat, Republican or belong to a different political party. These Zazzle designs are about both parties having D.U.M.B. just to be fair to those who have a blind eye on the WRONG party. The saying about being right and anyone that disagrees can go towards any type of political party. Find more Politics and D.U.M.B. See other D.U.M.B.



Republicans Have D.U.M.B. Neck Tie

Democrats Have D.U.M.B. Neck Tie

How would you like to find out that your replacement surgeon is an evil clown? Too bad you did not know of the replacement! Good luck!

Replacement Surgeon - Evil Clown Tie

You Asshat apparel. Funny insulting play on words and humorous design. Please contact me at sandy@sandyspider.com if you would like something special just for you or questions.

You Asshat Tie

Merry Elves Wrapping Present Necktie. Merry Elves Wrapping Present. This is a vintage design with the elves happily wrapping a large Christmas present. Adding to the effect is a modern combination with the green snowflake background.  Please contact me at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com if you would like something special just for you or have questions. 




Merry Elves Wrapping Present Necktie

What happens if your regular dentist is not available to fix that painful tooth? Time to call in the replacement dentist. Like this partially colorized photo of a 1942 man at work with a jackhammer.  You won't feel a thing. Relax!

Replacement Dentist Tie

Do you know someone who seems to be all hands? Maybe it is you!  Just plain silly. Quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder.



All...Hands Tie

Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. These are those signs. This one is to keep out monsters.



No Monsters Sign Postcard

Do you have days when your head fills full of straw? This scarecrow looks good for Halloween or any occasion. He seems happy tied up in a tree. Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Customize the backgrounds with your own color choice too. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Buy in bulk and save. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. An adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an email by clicking on Send a message.

Scarecrow Tied in Tree Classic Round Sticker

You too can be a replacement referee for pro football. No experience needed. Need time to call a penalty or play? Just say, "Uhhhhhhhh..."

 Do I really have to say more? Hiring unqualified people at a lower pay rate makes others suffer for their lack of experience. We need to stop the lockout. What happens to the players and the fans? Bend over and find out.

 The Ref'd part refers to below.

 They can pay an NFL player $20 million but they can't agree on giving an official referee the raise that they are asking for.

 While NFL referees are on strike, replacement refs have taken their place. Their judgement hasn't been the best starting with the first games of the season.

 The worst blunder ever came on 9/24/12 with the Green Bay Packers at the Seattle Seahawks. The last few seconds of the game, Green Bay safety Jennings caught the football just before Seattle receiver Golden Tate got his own hands on it. Afterwards Jennings pulled the ball into his chest, establishing possession.

 The fake refs called it a touchdown by Tate. They really ref'd up!

Interception  Equals Touchdown - Replacement Refs Square Sticker

Face shield with a halt warning with the hand in this stop sign symbol about safety first. Everything can be customize.

Halt Warning Hand Stop Sign Safety First, ZFJ Face Shield

Just plain silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a coaster? What would you say?



Goofy Geek Face Coaster

Difference Between A Democrat And A Communist Magnet

Expect Nothing and Disappointment Will Not Follow! We all have dreams and expectations. But when we expect too much disappointment is all we will get. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Goal: Expect Nothing T-Shirt (Custom It)

Funny Light Me Baby One More Time Single Light Switch Cover. This is a humorous quote with the family name. Personalize it with your quote and name. The color is cream. Edit this to change the color of the text and background. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Republicans Have D.U.M.B. Neck Tie

Republicans Have D.U.M.B. Neck Tie

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