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Necktie. Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter, and more. These are those signs. This one is about oversize loads.

Oversize Load Tie

Look stupid, we know people who do stupid things. Maybe we do at times too.

 Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an email at adminconnection@tds.net.

Look Stupid Necktie

Do you see skeletons? Happy Halloween.

 Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an email at adminconnection@tds.net. 


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Skeleton Waving Necktie

Too busy to paint the walls yourself. There are plenty of professional house painters that guarantee their work. But you don't like the price that you get from the quotes. That is where a replacement house painter comes in.  Oh look...she likes to work with different colors!

Replacement House Painter Neck Tie

Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. These are those signs. This one is to keep out monsters.

No Monsters Sign Neck Tie

You Asshat apparel. Funny insulting play on words and humorous design. Please contact me at sandy@sandyspider.com if you would like something special just for you or questions.

You Asshat Tie

They can pay an NFL player $20 million but they can't agree on giving an official referee the raise that they are asking for.
 While NFL referees are on strike, replacement refs have taken their place. Their judgement hasn't been the best starting with the first games of the season.
 The worst blunder ever came on 9/24/12 with the Green Bay Packers at the Seattle Seahawks. The last few seconds of the game, Green Bay safety Jennings caught the football just before Seattle receiver Golden Tate got his own hands on it. Afterwards Jennings pulled the ball into his chest, establishing possession.
 The fake refs called it a touchdown by Tate. They really ref'd up!

Ref'd Up In Seattle with Replacement Referees Tie

Our you a bit out of this world? Then this is the ideal gift for you. We are not alone. These signs are about alien warning. Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more.

Alien Warning Neck Tie

If a tote bag were alive, what would it say?

Need More Veggies Tote Bag

Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. These are those signs. This one is about oversize loads.

Oversize Load Pinback Button

Just plain silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a coaster? What would you say?

Smiling Face Dark Coaster

If a t-shirt were alive, what would it say?

Not Ashamed to Cover a Beer Belly T-Shirt

Cute and funny animals and insects. Looking for something a bit different? You came to the right place.

Frog in a Tea Neck Tie

Someone told me once that I was the best kept secret online. What a great honor is that? If you are a secret, how will anyone find you. Tired of setting goals, I will keep being the best kept secret online.

Goal: Best Kept Secret Online Keychain

Yes dear! I will fix it soon! What can I say... this is how a guy thinks. He will make promises to fix things. He does mean what he says, but time slips by and nothing gets done. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com

Oversize Load Tie

Oversize Load Tie

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