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You Asshat apparel. Funny insulting play on words and humorous design. Please contact me at sandy@sandyspider.com if you would like something special just for you or questions.

You Asshat Tie

Whether you are a Democrat, Republican or belong to a different political party. These Zazzle designs are about both parties having D.U.M.B. just to be fair to those who have a blind eye on the WRONG party. The saying about being right and anyone that disagrees can go towards any type of political party. Find more Politics and D.U.M.B. See other D.U.M.B.



Democrats Have D.U.M.B. Neck Tie

Christmas time with Santa and a coal stove burner.



Vintage Santa Claus and a Coal Stove Burner Neck Tie

How would you like to find out that your replacement surgeon is an evil clown? Too bad you did not know of the replacement! Good luck!

Replacement Surgeon - Evil Clown Tie

Do you have days when your head fills full of straw? This scarecrow looks good for Halloween or any occasion. He seems happy tied up in a tree. Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Customize the backgrounds with your own color choice too. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Buy in bulk and save. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. An adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an email by clicking on Send a message.

Halloween Scarecrow Tie

Republicans Have D.U.M.B. Neck Tie

Christmas time with a bit of humor. See all th subcategories of Christmas. Nothing better than a real Christmas tree in your home.



A Real Christmas Tree Neck Tie

Yes dear! I will fix it soon! What can I say... this is how a guy thinks. He will make promises to fix things. He does mean what he says, but time slips by and nothing gets done. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com

Yes Dear I Will Fix It Soon Neck Tie

Realistic goal setting is knowing your limitation. If you have worked hard to see yourself on the front page of any browser and find that you are on page 1,000, then you can only expect to see yourself on your pathetic website.

Front Page Online Never T-Shirt (Custom It)

Greeting card that you replaces the "add your own text" note on the inside. I will never tell a lie words above the silhouette of a puppet boy with a long nose. Trust me, Just alternative facts. Choose between the different sizes of cards and background colors. Change the text to anything you want it to be. Can be anniversary, friendship or just a funny card to send out. Text on both sides inside the card. Make it your own! More at zazzle.com/funnyjokes/politics All MY SHOPS http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores 

Contact admin@giftsyoutreasure.com if you have questions or would like a custom design. The "Contact Seller" re-routes to a question page on Zazzle and support before it will get to me. AFFILIATES make 15% if it sells from your link. Promote any of my products. 

PLEASE NOTE: All "Other designs you may like" and "Reviews" below and above are from other shopkeeper's shops, which this shopkeeper will not get credit for. If is states "Found in this Collection" then that is from this shopkeeper. If there is a special item that you would like and not seen in any of my shops, please contact me and I will either create it for you or give you a link to another shopkeeper's product with my referral link.

Long Nose Alternative Facts Never Lie Greeting Card

women's dark t-shirt. Change it to any size for adults to kids to babies and styles. Funny abnormal clothing with a play on words with Abby Normal fashion. This person is crazy fashionwear with the colorful warp spiral fashion.

Abnormal Abby Normal Colored Warped Spiral Women's T-Shirt

Postcard with Fake News and Alternative Facts is so yesterday and today!  Check for sizes, styles for the entire family and background colors when editing this product. More at zazzle.com/funnyjokes/politics All MY SHOPS http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores 

Contact admin@giftsyoutreasure.com if you have questions or would like a custom design. The "Contact Seller" re-routes to a question page on Zazzle and support before it will get to me. AFFILIATES make 15% if it sells from your link. Promote any of my products. 

PLEASE NOTE: All "Other designs you may like" and "Reviews" below and above are from other shopkeeper's shops, which this shopkeeper will not get credit for. If is states "Found in this Collection" then that is from this shopkeeper. If there is a special item that you would like and not seen in any of my shops, please contact me and I will either create it for you or give you a link to another shopkeeper's product with my referral link.

Fake News and Alternative Facts Postcard

Add your own text to this referee style sign. Choose from any of the styles and sizes that are offered on Zazzle.

 The Ref'd part refers to below.

 They can pay an NFL player $20 million but they can't agree on giving an official referee the raise that they are asking for.

 While NFL referees are on strike, replacement refs have taken their place. Their judgement hasn't been the best starting with the first games of the season.

 The worst blunder ever came on 9/24/12 with the Green Bay Packers at the Seattle Seahawks. The last few seconds of the game, Green Bay safety Jennings caught the football just before Seattle receiver Golden Tate got his own hands on it. Afterwards Jennings pulled the ball into his chest, establishing possession.

 The fake refs called it a touchdown by Tate. They really ref'd up!

Add Your Own Text to Referee Design Sticker

Large funny face outline that is sad, weeping and crying. In a black outline for light colors. 3 sizes available.

 All MY SHOPS http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores 

Contact admin@giftsyoutreasure.com if you have questions or would like a custom design. The "Contact Seller" re-routes to a question page on Zazzle and support before it will get to me. AFFILIATES make 15% if it sells from your link. Promote any of my products.

Dark Weeping Crying Face Outline, ZFJG Address Label

A poster that is funny about being abnormal with a play on words with Abby Normal and a colorful warp spiral art. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

You Asshat Tie

You Asshat Tie

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