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You Asshat apparel. Funny insulting play on words and humorous design. Please contact me at sandy@sandyspider.com if you would like something special just for you or questions.

You Asshat Tie

Too busy to paint the walls yourself. There are plenty of professional house painters that guarantee their work. But you don't like the price that you get from the quotes. That is where a replacement house painter comes in.  Oh look...she likes to work with different colors!

Replacement House Painter Neck Tie

What happens if your regular dentist is not available to fix that painful tooth? Time to call in the replacement dentist. Like this partially colorized photo of a 1942 man at work with a jackhammer.  You won't feel a thing. Relax!

Replacement Dentist Tie

In professions, hiring the replacements (scabs, union busters), is not always better. In the beginning of the 2011-2012 NFL season, replacement referees were hired in place of the real referees. Their judgement had not been the best and make the real refs look good. These products you can see in the "Ref'd Up" folder. The replacements here are everything else, starting with replacement artist. This artist is just learning to draw and loves crayons. You wanted a nice painting in your living room, but refused to pay for a good artist. This is what you get.

Replacement Artist Neck Tie

How would you like to find out that your replacement surgeon is an evil clown? Too bad you did not know of the replacement! Good luck!

Replacement Surgeon - Evil Clown Tie

Nothing like being so self absorbed that the world revolves around you. Enjoy this funny  product. Send a message to sandy@sandyspider.com or sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com if you would like to see any of these designs on a product not shown. I will gladly make a custom-made product just for you.  To Search for a particular product, just type in the words in the search box on the side bar and the drop down menu will narrow it down to the product you are looking for. Buy in bulk for extra savings. It has been my pleasure offering a quality product. My images are copyrighted and have a digital thumb print on file. This is a glitch with Zazzle and the product is available.

The World Revolves Around Me Tie

Cute and funny animals and insects. Looking for something a bit different? You came to the right place.

Frog in a Tea Bumper Sticker

Funny Black Measuring Success Personalized Name Tape Measure. Featuring a photo of a tap measure with a typographical quote. Personalize this template with your name. Makes a great gift, a Christmas stocking stuffer, a birthday, or any occasion.

Funny Measuring Success Personalized Name Black Tape Measure

Expect Nothing and Disappointment Will Not Follow! We all have dreams and expectations. But when we expect too much disappointment is all we will get.

Goal: Expect Nothing Trucker Hat

Replacement Surgeon - Evil Clown Jigsaw Puzzle

Funny Call Me Baby One More Time One Commuter Series OtterBox iPhone 14 Case. This is a humorous quote. Personalize it with your own. Edit this to change the color of the text and background. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Call Me Baby One More Time One Commuter Series Otterbox iPhone Case

I Only Like Good Things, I Don't Like Bad Things Dark Unisex T-Shirt. This humorous quote with a white font image can be interpreted in various ways. It could signify that every positive occurrence is followed by a negative one. Alternatively, it may suggest that maintaining a positive perspective on life enables one to overcome obstacles. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com for help.

I Only Like Good Things Not Bad Things Dark Unisex T-Shirt

Nothing like being so self-absorbed that the world revolves around you. Enjoy this funny product. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

The World Revolves Around Me Baby Bodysuit

Goal: Expect Nothing T-Shirt. Expect Nothing and Disappointment Will Not Follow! We all have dreams and expectations. But when we expect too much disappointment is all we will get.

You Asshat Tie

You Asshat Tie

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