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You Asshat apparel. Funny insulting play on words and humorous design. Please contact me at sandy@sandyspider.com if you would like something special just for you or questions.

You Asshat Tie

How would you like to find out that your replacement surgeon is an evil clown? Too bad you did not know of the replacement! Good luck!

Replacement Surgeon - Evil Clown Tie

Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. These are those signs. This one is to keep out monsters.



No Monsters Sign Neck Tie

The headless horseman is a ghost who rides his horse looking for victims to decapitate. In the case of this image, he is lost and looking for his head. >.

 Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an email at adminconnection@tds.net.

Has Anyone Seen My Head? Tie

Merry Elves Wrapping Present Necktie. Merry Elves Wrapping Present. This is a vintage design with the elves happily wrapping a large Christmas present. Adding to the effect is a modern combination with the green snowflake background.  Please contact me at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com if you would like something special just for you or have questions. 




Merry Elves Wrapping Present Necktie

Necktie. Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter, and more. These are those signs. This one is about oversize loads.



Oversize Load Tie

They can pay an NFL player $20 million but they can't agree on giving an official referee the raise that they are asking for.
 While NFL referees are on strike, replacement refs have taken their place. Their judgement hasn't been the best starting with the first games of the season.
 The worst blunder ever came on 9/24/12 with the Green Bay Packers at the Seattle Seahawks. The last few seconds of the game, Green Bay safety Jennings caught the football just before Seattle receiver Golden Tate got his own hands on it. Afterwards Jennings pulled the ball into his chest, establishing possession.
 The fake refs called it a touchdown by Tate. They really ref'd up!

Ref'd Up In Seattle with Replacement Referees Tie

Black font on toddler's shirt, which can be customized for any clothing style for men, women and children. Choose this first before customizing. The funny typographical quote that is trendy with Eyebrows on Fleek. Meaning flawlessly styled, perfectly groomed, looking great. A to be on fleek with everything. Perfectly done or exactly right. Personalize this with changing the font or your own quote. Add a colored background or photo.

Black Eyebrows on Fleek Trendy Flawless Style, ZFJ Toddler T-shirt

Ref'd Up In Seattle with Replacement Referees Mouse Pad

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Funny Women's T-Shirt. This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law, former boss, you get the picture. This is an original quote on a shirt.

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Funny Womens T-Shirt

Mug. Tired for chasing dreams for they turn into nightmares. My goal is to settle for what life serves. Tired of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.



Goal: Stop Chasing Dreams Mug

It is so frustrating when the rest of the world can't be as prefect as me. Only one that can do it right is me. That is what a perfectionist would say.



Things That I Am Perfect At T-shirt

Cute and funny animals and insects. Looking for something a bit different? You came to the right place.



You Asshat Tie

You Asshat Tie

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